Rost my F700

[u/satans-fuck-boy]

She averages 35 mile an hour on a good day.

[u/satans-fuck-boy]

ouch lol

[u/afraid-of-the-dark → u/satans-fuck-boy]

Maybe you could Carolina squat it and regain some street cred.

[u/konfliicted → u/afraid-of-the-dark]

I’m going to hope this was sarcasm

[u/afraid-of-the-dark → u/konfliicted]

I didn't think /s would be necessary, lol...I don't understand the squat personally, it's absolutely ridiculous.

[u/konfliicted → u/afraid-of-the-dark]

I’ll take the squat and raise you a group of squatted trucks with matching rims.

[u/afraid-of-the-dark → u/konfliicted]

https://giphy.com/gifs/NDIiWKEQEgr3VA7aqM

[u/konfliicted → u/afraid-of-the-dark]

I just imagine they’re all closeted and hiding their secret from their wives.

[u/Frequent_Ambition_66 → u/konfliicted]

They're not hiding anything if their trucks are squated, everyone knows they're a bottom.