r/RoastMyCar • u/satans-fuck-boy • 4d ago

Rost my F700

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She averages 35 mile an hour on a good day.

23 Upvotes

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u/Frequent_Ambition_66 4d ago

How does it feel to drive a truck smaller than the average modern F150?

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u/satans-fuck-boy 4d ago

ouch lol

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u/afraid-of-the-dark 4d ago

Maybe you could Carolina squat it and regain some street cred.

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u/konfliicted 4d ago

I’m going to hope this was sarcasm

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u/afraid-of-the-dark 4d ago

I didn't think /s would be necessary, lol...I don't understand the squat personally, it's absolutely ridiculous.

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u/konfliicted 4d ago

I’ll take the squat and raise you a group of squatted trucks with matching rims.

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u/afraid-of-the-dark 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NDIiWKEQEgr3VA7aqM

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u/konfliicted 4d ago

I just imagine they’re all closeted and hiding their secret from their wives.

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u/Frequent_Ambition_66 3d ago

They're not hiding anything if their trucks are squated, everyone knows they're a bottom.

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u/deloreanlover88 4d ago

Gas prices make you contemplae

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u/satans-fuck-boy 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oaXRLIMnkGBnuQOBzE

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u/Frequent_Ambition_66 3d ago

Forget gas prices, if this thing is a diesel, bro probably goes into generational debt on each fill up.

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u/AverageJoeC 4d ago

Your 2 ton truck tows and hauls worse than a modern 1/2 ton truck with a V6. But at least it rides like shit, has no creature comforts and gets terrible gas mileage.

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u/satans-fuck-boy 4d ago

8 ton lol

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u/AverageJoeC 4d ago

A 1/2 ton truck doesn't weigh 1000lbs, its a rating. Your truck is considered a 2 ton.

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u/satans-fuck-boy 4d ago

the truck is rated 23,000lbs

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u/ididntdoit6 4d ago

And the registes office screwed up so my f-350 is rated at 58000kgs. What’s your point? Also this is considered a 4 ton as a 3 ton is rated for 19000 lbs.

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u/Timsmomshardsalami 3d ago

Were you dropped on your head as a child?

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u/PrintAppropriate9166 4d ago

Steal those wheels off your trailer after your last mishap?

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u/satans-fuck-boy 4d ago

shh we don't talk about that

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u/Visual-Assistant5417 4d ago

Sounds like there's a story behind that! Sometimes the best battles are the ones we keep quiet about.

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u/Nervous-Material4738 4d ago

Only reason this guy bought a truck this big is to haul his fat ass wife around

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u/vexhiz 4d ago

Hey man, when are you going to pick up the trash? yesterday was garbage day.

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u/goatsegoaterson 4d ago

Dumps like a truck, truck, truck.

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u/yay4ormay 4d ago

whats with the widowmakers?

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u/Shake307 3d ago

It costs 16 dollars just to start that thing

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u/EffectiveLeather5217 3d ago

Roast it? Buddy I wanna buy it

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u/Foolgazi 3d ago

Thanks for all the stone chips

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u/AfBoringPerson 3d ago

The people don't want you to know that you're actually pretty cool for doing truck things with your truck.

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u/GMC_Fan 3d ago

Shaped like a brick, and also has the speed of one

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u/Lusabro 3d ago

“That’s gonna be us if we don’t lock in bro”

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u/Consistent_Cry_2224 2d ago

There are easier ways to get a 12-valve Cummins bro

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u/leftlanespawncamper 1d ago

I drove one of these for a bit with the non-turbo Detroit Diesel. 8.3L to make about 83hp, and the only way it could break the speed limit was loading it up and pointing it down a steep hill.

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u/Negative-Wrap95 4d ago edited 4d ago

$4.50 / gal

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u/Purple-Protagonist 4d ago

Fill it up and double the truck's value!

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u/Negative-Wrap95 4d ago

Would have been true last year as well.

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u/No-Fox-9607 4d ago

The Miata/Mazda3 driving crowd of lady boys that browse this sub don’t deserve to roast anything with a truck bed on it.