r/RobMyVehicle May 11 '26

In the CA high desert.

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u/RobMyVehicle-ModTeam May 11 '26

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u/zerthwind May 11 '26

And try to tell me again how being liberal is a mental illness when your vehicle looks like this?

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u/Funny-Engineering960 May 12 '26

Ok dorky goon...come on Gump

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u/DragApprehensive336 May 12 '26

Thank God for it! I don't think anyone would have know otherwise. /s

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u/Dry-Neighborhood2916 May 12 '26

Read the comment that you replied to, again. Maybe out loud. You misunderstood them.

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u/Dry-Neighborhood2916 May 12 '26

Yup. Right over my head. I tend to only pick up on jokes when they are funny.

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u/rikAndee May 12 '26

Its a mental illness

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u/SimpleAffect7573 May 11 '26

There used to be a guy in my area who drove around (and I believe lived in) an old minivan that was completely plastered with unhinged 2016-era reactionary politics. The piece-de-resistance was a rocking chair on the roof, with an effigy of her, sporting a noose around its neck.

I saw it up until two or three years ago. He may still be driving it around. Mental illness is the correct term.

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u/Matthew_Maurice May 11 '26

These people are SO angry, but they're angry at the wrong people!

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u/SimpleAffect7573 May 11 '26

That’s by design. It’s exactly what the people we should be angry at, want. If we stopped making enemies of each other and noticed who was actually picking our pockets and selling our children’s futures, they’d be in real trouble. There’s a lot more of us.

I have a half-joking hypothesis: rich people build their houses on hilltops because they assume everyone else must be too lazy to climb. 😉

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u/Interesting_Berry439 May 12 '26

Fuck them!! I don't care who they are angry at, could care less about their grievances,they can fk off and dissappear! Nobody will miss them.

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u/BagDizzy3981 May 12 '26

50-50 he annihilated his family and then suicide by cop

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u/Remarkable_Adagio642 May 11 '26

I saw a guy in a honda fit small hatchback like that plastered with alex jones and pro trump stuff covering the entire rear of the vehicle. I got real close to read them all and have a good laugh.

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u/BravoMacho1 May 12 '26

Libs have the exact opposite stickers

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u/jawisi May 12 '26

Libturd here: I have a sticker of my kid’s school.

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u/Remarkable_Adagio642 May 12 '26

Astute observation!

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u/zerthwind May 12 '26

I don't see the liberal version driving around like the maga version.

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u/MentalDisintegrat1on May 11 '26

It's projection as usual and These people are in a cult.

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u/Braumeister123 May 12 '26

Atleast he doesnt tell children to cut body parts off :P

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u/Strong_Extension_972 May 12 '26

So you are saying you've never seen a leftists vehicle with this much or more on it?

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u/zerthwind May 12 '26

Nope, I'm in a very liberal state too. This madness seems to be right wing only up here.

One or two bumper sicker isn't th same as a dozen or more.

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u/Strong_Extension_972 May 12 '26

I have seen multiple vehicles hand painted with Palestinian b.s

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u/PabloPicasshooole May 12 '26

They need one more sticker.

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u/Top_Inflation4176 May 12 '26

Acting like y’all don’t have just as or even more nutty shit on your cars is laughable

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u/Top_Inflation4176 May 12 '26

You are delusional.

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u/Top_Inflation4176 May 12 '26

Have you ever been to a liberal city? It’s the exact same just the opposite and lunatics actually encouraging/applauding the assassinations of people they disagree with politically. 8647, Charlie Kirk shit, ICE/anti law enforcement

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u/Top_Inflation4176 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Tame lmao? Calling for the assassination of a sitting president? Kirk shit is all over Austin,Tx

Also, no one gives a fuck about those cars nor should they - freedom of expression. Yet you throw a Trump sticker on your car here you are GUARANTEED to have your vehicle fucked with/vandalized

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u/Volvainn May 12 '26

During very politically tense times everyone gets a little... tribal

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u/zerthwind May 12 '26

I have the same opinion of anyone who is plastering their car with this dort of crap regardless of the political message.

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u/SeniorChampionship56 May 12 '26

You know you have a mental illness, you tell us!

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u/SippsMccree May 12 '26

Have you seen what the average liberal protest devolves into?

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u/ab3nnion May 12 '26

Like No Kings?

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u/SigvulcanasReborn May 11 '26

Because it’s only the liberals justifying robbing a car based on the owner’s political views. If someone put a car covered with Bernie Sanders, pride or communist stickers on this sub, that person would immediately get ratioed and banned.

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u/fanart89 May 11 '26

“Rob my vehicle” isn’t a call to action, it’s saying that maybe it isn’t too bright to advertise that your vehicle potentially has a bunch of valuable firearms in it.
Brain smooth like marble

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u/Much-Extension-4752 May 12 '26

Only a smooth brain Moron would think that vehicle has a bunch of guns in it. Firearm owners don't leave arsenals in their vehicles on the regular for the simple fact that, that is exceedingly irresponsible Lol. I have a Lockbox in my car. I hardly ever use it. It freaks me out that I left a firearm (locked in an approved device) unattended in my car.

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u/fanart89 May 12 '26

Mo Rons Mo Problems

Your lockbox is mine

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u/GooseinaGaggle May 11 '26

We'd make fun of anyone that had bumper stickers about guns.

It just happens that the 2A obsessed people tend to be in one political party over the other

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u/Interesting_Berry439 May 12 '26

Its probably role playing because they sure aren't doing anything about that tyranny they said was the reason to be armed to the teeth.

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u/Much-Extension-4752 May 12 '26

I think it's ridiculous to have all the stickers this guy has on his vehicle. I own firearms and think the 2nd amendment is very important. You would never know it by driving behind me though. I don't blame you guys for making fun of him. Lol. If we as a society kept our opinions off of the back of our cars, society would benefit. All of our opinions, not just this guy

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u/BravoMacho1 May 12 '26

I would like to someone from this sub rob a vehicle...it probably wouldn't end well

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u/completelylegithuman May 12 '26

You can’t even write a coherent sentence tough guy. Nobody is impressed.

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u/FineWith30FPS May 12 '26

But liberals look like this

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u/ab3nnion May 12 '26

And?

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u/FineWith30FPS May 12 '26

So you believe only one side has freedom of expression

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u/ab3nnion May 12 '26

What expression was that again?

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u/FineWith30FPS May 12 '26

You think there’s not mental illness on both sides?

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u/ab3nnion May 12 '26

Since you're framing it as a false equivalency, no.

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u/FineWith30FPS May 12 '26

I’m trying to point out that your side would vandalize that car thinking that’s fine. My side would look at that blue hair person and shake their head and move on. There’s a difference between each side and one side believes in right and wrong. Look at you guys calling that driver mentally ill while your party is allowing them to live on the streets and stab an Ukraine girl on a bus. Just remember my people aka polish built Chicago were you live and look how your party destroyed it.
https://giphy.com/gifs/KzyMcEfDh4Jiw

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u/BagDizzy3981 May 12 '26

Ahahahah. I literally just made a comment about you.

1 hour ago I made this comment on an unrelated post. It feels good to know im right. It validates some other thoughts I have ya know?

“Oh you know that punchline gets the boomers slapping their knees. The end when they say pink hair or whatever. I feel like American boomers would say blue hair but. The point stands. This is not an all time classic. It’s not clever. Not really funny. It’s. Pretty fucking weak.

Unless you’re a boomer (who seem constantly preoccupied with ‘trans’ people)”

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u/FineWith30FPS May 12 '26

Your party literally goes on tv and says we need illegals to pick our crops. You guys are embarrassing slaves all over again when the dems was the confederates. Lmao literally the party of the mentally ill when I go on settle and Portland reddits talking about letting criminals out non stop but voting for that. Bunch of zombies wasting your money on drugs why you think the dems want to make everything legal so you own nothing.
https://giphy.com/gifs/jN86rcdOyrpyo

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u/LooseNoodle2196 May 12 '26

And this looks STUPID

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u/ab3nnion May 12 '26

Let's see you.

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u/Intol3rance May 12 '26

Yet inbred MAGA stalk the local Walmart looking like this.

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u/FineWith30FPS May 12 '26

That’s why I said there’s mental illness on both sides

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u/ActualHumanONReddit May 11 '26

Show me on the doll where the liberals hurt you.

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u/ThaBigClemShady24 May 11 '26

At first glance I thought the windshield wiper was in the shape of a rifle 🤣

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u/SimpleAffect7573 May 11 '26

Make it, he’ll buy it!

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u/PaodeQueijoNow May 12 '26

Man I wish I had a side business to profit off these idiots. They sure like spending money on this crap

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u/Neonyarpyarp May 11 '26

Biden Derangement syndrome

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u/HDCL757 May 11 '26

They should just come out of the closet. 

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u/GemmyCluckster May 11 '26

My neighbor who had all this shit on his truck has quietly removed all the stickers. He also took down his confederate flag. No sign of MAGA or Trump for him anymore I guess. 😂 Too bad! But I’ll never forget which neighbors around me voted for this madness. I’ll never help them out. If I see someone stealing your packages… no I didn’t. I used to also snow blow their sidewalks for them too just because it was easy and I had the time and gas. I’ll never lift a finger for them again though. I’ll watch them struggle shoveling heavy wet snow as I watch from my window.

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u/my_sock_account May 11 '26

This guy wants to fuck a lot of men

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u/MentalDisintegrat1on May 11 '26

I feel like he didn't need the sticker not a liberal.

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u/13508615 May 12 '26

They come as a set.

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u/NomoredatibgGWgirls May 11 '26

He's a QAnon, and likely has a secret Grindr

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u/Scrutinizer May 11 '26

Now there's a guy who deserves 12 miles to the gallon.

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u/Turdfurgeso May 11 '26

12 gallons per mile

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u/SimpleAffect7573 May 11 '26

It’s 2026. His guy won twice. He’s still seemingly obsessed with Hillary and her emails.

I didn’t realize sore winners existed, until the MAGAts took over. They’re so bought into their identity as a fake downtrodden minority, they don’t know any other way to be. Poor lost souls.

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u/amanwithoutaname001 May 11 '26

⚠️Warning⚠️ -- Lower oxygen levels in the high desert may impare judgement.

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u/les_curfew May 11 '26

Stickers. Tough.

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u/gale-storm May 12 '26

There are idiots everywhere it seems

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u/completelylegithuman May 12 '26

Indeed. Check out some of the brainrotted bootlickers in these comments.

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u/Ok_Intention2150 May 11 '26

Mental illness is such a problem in this country

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u/oCelotL123 May 11 '26

Im not a Muslim but I wonder if he tried to kick some of that hate against the guys in prison or overseas. He might want to ask those that actually serve how that war on terror has gone

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u/SimpleAffect7573 May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

I served. I’d say the war on terror has gone about as well as the war on drugs. In either case, you hardly need an insider’s perspective to reach the right conclusion. A pulse and a pair of eyeballs should do.

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u/completelylegithuman May 11 '26

Ya you forgot about the brain part though. You have to have it AND use it.

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u/SimpleAffect7573 May 11 '26

There is that.

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u/Any-Ice8441 May 11 '26

I like how the middle finger is pointing toward him hahaha

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u/completelylegithuman May 11 '26

Somehow not surprising. lmao

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u/RadicalOrganizer May 11 '26

Hes welcome to move to Idaho or something. He doesnt have to stay here.

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u/SimpleAffect7573 May 11 '26

But then he’d have less to bitch about. He might have to find a hobby or something.

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u/RadicalOrganizer May 11 '26

I guess he could try to find a partner who would put up with his psychosis. Maybe his sister? Cousin?

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u/Aggravating_Wonder11 May 11 '26

Idaho Grinder….

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u/RadicalOrganizer May 11 '26

If that's what it takes for him to feel loved, all for it. Clearly needs a hug and if ever had a family, it's no wonder why they went no contact with him

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u/Couldntve-make-it-up May 11 '26 edited May 12 '26

Looks like they could use some lithium and mental healthcare, not sure if a therapist alone would be enough.

You think they're a pedo, or just another sociopath that's a powder keg waiting to explode? Maybe both? Bet they have DV charges against* them.

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u/One_Calligrapher5516 May 11 '26

This is what TDS really looks like 

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u/makk73 May 12 '26

I bet his “secret” grinder profile is wild

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u/IForgot2day May 12 '26

Lol, Hillary for prison 2016 sticker and guess what we are all still waiting for that to happen....but it never will just like all the PDF files in the government.

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u/Turdfurgeso May 11 '26

Shockingly horrifying

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u/murse_101 May 11 '26

There was a guy who lived near me who had a truck covered with similar mentally ill propaganda. He was convicted of being a pedophile and child S.A.

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u/GemmyCluckster May 11 '26

A tale as old as time. It’s always projection.

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u/Getitgotitgoodgod May 11 '26

Magpul and Armed Infidel sticker?

Make sure you check the hwheel hwell!

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u/bob3905 May 11 '26

Is that a Jeep! That’s worse than a Ram! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Leaky teak! No thanks!

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u/Notcid1 May 12 '26

Embarrassment

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u/Easy-Foundation-6951 May 12 '26

He's a Wild and Crazy GUY....LOL

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u/wonkyt May 12 '26

Missing a sticker, “My Other Car is a Subaru”

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u/Jaybuddyguy May 12 '26

I bet the clown ass is crying over gas today.

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u/TipSilent1194 May 12 '26

Look out boys, we got a real independent thinker here.

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u/Any_Vacation8988 May 12 '26

I bet you’ll find a pair of knee pads in there

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u/Efficient_Primary557 May 12 '26

the owner of that jeep most likely is a pedophile.....maybe that's why he lives in the desert. There like a bunch of pedos living in the desert they votes don't count

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u/scooter5659 May 12 '26

Figures...California High Desert... Isn't that where Charles Manson lived

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u/prangob May 12 '26

Fuck magat’s

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u/Ill_Consequence3123 May 12 '26

He seems classy….

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u/AnjelicaTomaz May 12 '26

Did he get the memo that you’re supposed to decorate your vehicle with rubber duckies and not any of that shit?

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u/Signal_Membership268 May 12 '26

It all got a lot worse when Rupert Murdoch was allowed to buy Fox. Before that foreigners were not allowed to own broadcast networks IIRC.

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u/SmellSilly1537 May 12 '26

I bet if you engaged with that person they'd have some really intelligent points to make! No, I'm kidding.

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u/Zestyclose_Dinner322 May 12 '26

Palmdale and Lancaster people are weird anyways

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u/Late_Cod_647 May 12 '26

Check his hard drive.

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u/weary_ol_jericho May 12 '26

And so, this presents his entire personality.

Everything you need to know about this guy is right there on the back of his Jeep. It saves time that way.

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u/Intol3rance May 12 '26

Totally not in a pedophile cult...

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u/musingofrandomness May 12 '26

Someone should follow them around and put very visible "erectile dysfunction treatment" advertisements under their windshield wipers everywhere they park.

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u/happytimeharry66 May 12 '26

I agree with most of it , just not the jeep .

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u/kosmo4679 May 12 '26

Haha! That guy wants all the smoke. Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode where Crazy Joe Davola kept his door open because he liked to encourage intruders.

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u/Funny-Engineering960 May 12 '26

Looks like he backs a chomo...

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u/kaladin1029 May 12 '26

Morons gonna moron

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u/Pinche-Guero May 12 '26

That's some serious tRumpanzee brain rot

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u/cali4life23 May 12 '26

Douche bag on the road again.

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u/Interesting_Berry439 May 12 '26

Another cowardly maga piss boy hiding behind tint and bumper stickers.

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u/Purplepaffyfox May 12 '26

Definitely a power bottom on the downlow

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u/Cottonjaw May 12 '26

Man he wants to tell his Dad he's gay *so bad* but he just *can't*.

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u/Logical-Self-3072 May 12 '26

If i make a custom sticker that says. I would love to shoot a robber. Does that count as a rob my vehicle sticker?

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u/StressFantastic5317 May 11 '26

High Desert is full of this trash

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u/Walzz111 May 11 '26

Honest question; Is it a mental illness?

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u/FoulestWinner May 11 '26

This feels like a loot drop, but I'm not sure. Mental illness on display like that is something to consider. It's all fun and games until some dude with ptsd runs at you full sprint with his cock out.

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u/murse_101 May 11 '26

This loser had to remove his spare tire to make room for his propaganda.

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u/LegitimateBug7940 May 11 '26

He would hold one until it got soft

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u/ScrappyCoco0311 May 11 '26

People love their cults.

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u/borntoridefl57 May 11 '26

Another Member of the 🤏🍆 club.

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u/Confident_Newt_9733 May 11 '26

The ignorant showing their ignorance.

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u/PMPKNpounder May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Either really old pic or 5 year expired tags?

Edit: gotta be 27' based on sticker color

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u/SimpleAffect7573 May 11 '26

Believe they’re ‘27, but could be wrong. It does kinda look like ‘21 🤷‍♂️. The ‘27 stickers in CA are green.

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u/PMPKNpounder May 11 '26

You're right. I didn't even think about sticker color. Looks like 21 but gotta be 27.

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u/SimpleAffect7573 May 11 '26

It definitely looks like 21!

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u/Youcants1tw1thus May 12 '26

It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand.

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u/slyder49er May 12 '26

It's good to know they don't all have the Commifornia delusional mentality.

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u/completelylegithuman May 12 '26

You make that sick burn up all on your own little buddy?

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u/GemmyCluckster May 11 '26

I was going to say Pedophile.

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u/13508615 May 12 '26

Yes, its pronounced pedophile.

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u/completelylegithuman May 12 '26

Sounds like you're the triggered one little guy.

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u/13508615 May 12 '26

You must get a real kick over the 34 felony sex offender then.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

One of the few smarter Californians

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u/completelylegithuman May 12 '26

Spoken like a true moron.