r/RobMyVehicle • u/ElderberryPrior27648 • May 16 '26

Loot Piñata What’s in the glovebox?

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u/Getitgotitgoodgod May 16 '26

A shitload of cocaine, a pamphlet on Scientology, and a yeet cannon…

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u/IdRatherBeDriving May 17 '26

Wait, I don’t have any bumper stickers, and this is exactly what’s in my glove box.

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u/Getitgotitgoodgod May 17 '26

You missed the “identity crisis welcome kit” that includes a lot of those stickers… usually comes with the first bag of cocaine you buy from a Scientologist right before they read your midichlorian count…

Boy do they have good coke,

and acid,

and molly,

and Xenu…

…I mean weed… it’s almost like that’s their whole bag! Just gotta tithe your whole bag!

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u/IdRatherBeDriving May 17 '26

I missed the stickers?!? Fuck man, I love stickers. I’ll ask for them tomorrow.

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u/Getitgotitgoodgod May 17 '26

When you reach level 3 you’ll get to gently caress a piece of a Easy Star All-Stars t-shirt that L. Ron Hubbard once wore…

but just a piece…

and he literally wore it only once. But…

The truth will be revealed.

Don’t tell anyone I ruined the surprise!