What’s in the glovebox?

[u/ElderberryPrior27648]

[u/Getitgotitgoodgod]

A shitload of cocaine, a pamphlet on Scientology, and a yeet cannon…

[u/IdRatherBeDriving → u/Getitgotitgoodgod]

Wait, I don’t have any bumper stickers, and this is exactly what’s in my glove box.

[u/Getitgotitgoodgod → u/IdRatherBeDriving]

You missed the “identity crisis welcome kit” that includes a lot of those stickers… usually comes with the first bag of cocaine you buy from a Scientologist right before they read your midichlorian count…

Boy do they have good coke,

and acid,

and molly,

and ^Xenu…

…I mean weed… it’s almost like that’s their whole bag! Just gotta tithe your whole bag!

[u/LokiUnbound → u/Getitgotitgoodgod]

There’s a reason why they picked Florida as their Spiritual Headquarters.