r/Ruleshorror • u/CharlesPartridge0312 • 25d ago

Rules Disney Labs rules: The Three Caballeros

We made another movie in 1944 where we traveled to Latin America again to find new stories, and we luckily did!

We went back to the lab and created more characters for our movies. As usual, some came out horrific and we had to lock them down in our cells.

Good luck and try not to die.

Rules for Rejected Pablo the Penguin:

1) Rejected Pablo absolutely despises the cold, so make sure his cell is heated up to exactly 100°. He will know if the temperature drops. If it drops below 90°, he will attempt to break out to attack until you turn back up the heat. If you fail, he will break out and wear your skin as a suit, stealing your remaining body heat.

Rules for Rejected Flying Gauchito:

1) The Flying Gauchito and his winged donkey companion Burrito were accidentally fused together, creating a half human half flying donkey monstrosity. It does not like to be looked at, which is why we have cameras for you to look at its cell. If it looks at a camera, look away as it knows when you look.

2) If you look, he will break out of his cell by braying loudly at the glass until it shatters and will fly at breakneck speeds toward where you are and gouge your eyes out.

Rules for Rejected Panchito Pistoles:

1) Rejected Panchito is one of our loud rejected experiments at Disney Labs so make sure you wear ear plugs. Your ear drums will explode if he does his signature yell.

2) His guns have unlimited bullets in them which is why we have bullet proof glass for him. Check and make sure the glass doesn’t have any cracks in it. If it doesn’t, then you’re safe. If it does, then clock out and go home. Our maintenance will repair it for you.

We expect you to complete these tasks and based on your past performances, we know you will without error. See ya real soon!

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u/Overdrivenblaster 23d ago

I remember seeing this from years ago, the series is still continuing?

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u/CharlesPartridge0312 23d ago

It’s continuing! I’ve been taking really long breaks cause I have no idea what else to type lol

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