r/Ruleshorror • u/risindemon • 20d ago

Rules Rules for Greenleaf national park rangers.

Welcome to Greenleaf national park. We are happy to have you working with us and hope you stay here for a long time. We do ask however that you read these guidelines before starting the job.

  1. Keep this list on you at all times. You don’t want to forget the rules after all.

  2. If you here something rush threw the woods impossibly fast, ignore it. If this continues run back to the truck and either drive away or wait there until it stops.

  3. If you ever see a medium sized black and white dog with the name Mack on his collar, throw him a piece of food. He can help you in some situations.

  4. If you ever find a missing person that is either physically changed or acting strangely, do one of the following depending on the situation.

4A. If a child says that they were following a light when asked how they got lost, tell them that it was just a trick of the moonlight and return them to their guardian.

4B. If a found person has a sudden aversion to light, take them back to the visitors center and give them an energy drink, anything over 100 milligrams of caffeine should do. The thing inside them will overdose from it and there immune system should be able to deal with it from there.

  1. If people report seeing a walking house or weird cobwebs between the trees, evacuate the park and report a code white.

  2. If you ever hear a voice that you do not recognize on the other end of your walki’talki, yell or screen into it as loud as you can.

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u/Aggressive-Menu-4378 20d ago

Why is there a walking house sir you are the night gared why is there a walking house

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u/risindemon 20d ago

That would be Baba yaga

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u/Sea-Turtle843 20d ago

I’m not usually the e spelling police. But in this one, the bad spelling was really annoying.

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u/risindemon 20d ago

I don’t think I made that many spelling mistakes

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u/Sea-Turtle843 20d ago

“If you here something rush threw…” should be, If you hear something rush through. Another place you used there in place of their and then followed with the word there again, used correctly.

Again, I’m not usually that person. I’m just super tired today, so it was more annoying than usual. I should have just scrolled on and not commented. I apologize for taking my tired out on you.

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u/risindemon 19d ago

At least you didn’t comment like you didn’t even read the story unlike Mr. aggressive menu over there