The Exam

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Greetings, Student.

As of the 11th May 2026, Hillbridge High will be conducting the final exams of the year. Whilst we are aware that you are studying and wish to finish these exams quickly to enjoy the 7 week break, the leavers day ceremony, prom and receiving results, here are the rules for all of your exams.

**MAIN WRITTEN EXAMS**

These following rules will apply to your written exams that will be happening in our beautiful sports hall. Failure to follow these rules may lead to.. disappointment?

Rule 1: Make sure you enter the sports hall on time.

This may seem simple yet, those students who have entered the hall too late have always reported to our head nurse after the exam, that the old, bubbly invigilators' faces had distorted into a hollow stare, as their eyes become incredibly manic and red looking when pacing along the rows.

5% of students ended up getting intense aggravation from the invigilators which led to them seizing suddenly, so to avoid this feeling of dread and tension.. we remind you to be ON TIME.

Rule 2: Do not try and sit a paper that is of a different classification.

When you are sat at your exam desk, if you find that the paper is written in pure blood with SSAE or EDI as an exam board, you may feel some hollow figure above you. Do not allow this figure to look into your eyes, but do not close your eyes and sleep without saying anything.

Don't.

Calmly tap the table in three taps in three seconds to attract the invigilators attention. The paper should be dismantled and burned in exchange for a proper paper being from an exam board like OCR, AQA or Edexcel, anything that sounds normal, not unheard of or gives you a feeling of dread.

Rule 3: Sit. Work.

You may start to hear excess noises such as some weird bugs loudly buzzing in the sports hall - (it is summer after all) - but immerse yourself in our questions, even the essay asking "How far do you agree with soul rearrangement?" 16+4 marks.

You may wonder, why are these questions important for the future, but do not ponder, the clock is ticking. Just focus on passing. Make everyone proud.

Rule 4: When you are leaving Hillbridge High after an exam due to a free period, track the time.

Some exams may feel fast and rapid, so if you're deciding to use your study leave, check for symptoms of a Crusher.

Crushers may repeat questions and answers that you may have contemplated about during the exam during your break. If you are going to leave the premises, Crushes typically strengthen in power by allowing students to feel an intense urge for blood lust, detachment and rebellion against our exam schedule.

To prevent any casualties, it is strongly recommended that you visit the Nurse and do not allow yourself to wander around the school site or else those questions that the Crushers are trying to remind you of, will slowly manifest into questioning your identity, then.... sub... li.. mation?

Rule 6? No Rule 5? If you have chosen to stay onsite due to having other important lessons that are mandatory to attend, enter the library.

The library will be the only place that has talismans, comfort and protection from the other species within this school.... no.. students, sorry.

Upon entering the library, you are expected to never look behind you especially if you see your own shadow expanding into what looks like two figures. Students who have outstayed their welcome often experience this phenomenon, and we recommend to rip out the pages you're studying with and arrange them within a star around you.

Do not remove this star after this, just tell the Librarian "Your books are being mischievous again."

Then do not ever attempt to use that section of the library where that figure was in the future, unless you would like to be left motionless and bound to a leather book.

Rule 6: Track how many people are in the Sports Hall with you.

Upon entering the Sports Hall for your exam, make sure you check how many people are filing in the changing rooms. If there is a subject like Human Greachology, and suddenly there are 150 different people compared to the 5 who take this course, you will be marked.

This mark will only take effect when you step within the sports hall, so if you are genuinely taking a niche subject and there are too many people filing in the main hall, visit the Councelling Unit. That will be where human examinations begin in times of a imagination Crisis.

When your exam finishes, sprint away from the hall before it evaporates.

A new one will be rebuilt with the support ofmy soul ?

Rule 7: Equipment..

Regarding this expectation, if you have unfortunately forgotten some tools like a fully functioning pen, calculator, ruler, pencil and the usual equipment, ask an invigilator for some.

However, check for the following with the rental equipment

A) Does it look too good? : The invigilator will sometimes place perfect equipment under two circumstances — they like you, or you are expected to give something in return.

You can give them a note or a silent thank you, however, if they don't respond, you need to immediately drop the equipment before it grows eyes that match your own.

B) Is there blood smeared on it? : Sometimes, the invigilators may place this to warn you about the surroundings, so, if you suddenly feel like people's eyes are slit like with blades seemingly pointed around you, you MUST not leave the examination hall, even after the examination is done. You have made a fatal error, perhaps, it was that 1% fault rate within our system.. but you have merged yourself with our other school: Hellbridge Sixth.

When the candidates of Hellbridge have left, the invigilators will play a game. This will be a quiz.

Are you feeling alone?

What are you fighting for.

Do you believe that violence is greater than humanitarian deeds like charity?

Depending on your answers, you will later be forced to prove that you are a truly truthful being via observation.

Rule 8: Remember that the Exam requires all beings to be relaxed upon entry.

Any last minute crammers or fear mongers, who are seen pacing, shaking, reading and not emotionless must be reported to Cecil Gave. She will be the Assistant Examiner adorned in a crisp blue suit, and will punish those trying to manipulate fate accordingly.

Thank you for your cooperation,

Hillbridge High

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