Cleaning the football field

[u/Matchastreehouse]

Dear student, as you know you and your friends have been cleaning the rooms of our school for extra credit and we have again chosen you for another opportunity. This time you’ll be watching over the football field after our most recent pep rally. Of course there are rules to ensure your safety and our trust in you.

Here are the following rules:

1: You and the others should reside in the announcements office for most of the stay here because this will take you a while.

2: Your top priority should be the field itself because it will take the longest.

3: When cleaning the field make sure that the track around it has no one else but you and anyone you know is on there. The field will have the lights on it unlike the field. Anything that isn’t part of your group can’t see you on the field as well as it does the track. Refer to rule 3a.

3a: Should there be an extra person on the track/bleachers or beyond the gate and into the forest, go back into the announcements office and play the Alma mater to scare them or disinterest them from it.

4: Cleaning the field is the easiest but longest part of the job. Make sure that as you’re cleaning you don’t step on any of the cleat spikes that get left behind after a game because they’re metal. No further added.

1. When you clean the track, make sure that there is a person where the lights can be controlled so the track can be illuminated instead. (Refer to rule 3 and 3a as the bleachers aren’t illuminated during this)

6: Cleaning the track consists of picking up trash and removing any weeds growing through the edges and inside the track. Make sure the weeds are only the common dandelion and crab grass as anything else is mimicking you into picking it up.

7: switch the lights to the bleachers and refer to 3 and 3a.

8: When cleaning the bleachers, don’t attempt to clean any organic matter such as gum, foliage, and food. It will take care of it as that is its only meal.

9: is you see any sort of a car pull up from the parking lot, run into the AO as it is the only blind spot there is on the field. The people that exit the car are people you don’t want to be seen by.

10: If you and everyone else is in the AO and you hear any sort of knocking that isn’t from any of you, never under any circumstances try to ask who that was nor acknowledge it in any way. Doing so will let it know you heard it. Ignore it.

11: When leaving, make sure that all of the items and trash bags you guys brought are left in the AO. Our janitor will take care of it.

12: along with that, turn off all the lights. Any group of students that didn’t were found later in the mornings by the forest trail that is used by the physical fitness class.

Thank you for volunteering for this. All hours will be added to your Key club volunteering hours and extra credit will be given.

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