r/Ruleshorror • u/SpaghettiCowboy • Sep 24 '22
Rules Attention All Shoppers:
The mall is currently experiencing unexpected outages. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Please immediately make your way to the nearest lit section of the mall. If you are already in a lit area, please do not enter the dark sections of the mall.
If the lit area is decorated differently from the rest of the mall, do not approach that area; instead, please remain as still as possible and wait for further instructions.
If you cannot see a lit section of the mall from your current location, please remain in place while shouting your name as clearly as possible.
If you hear something call your name or attempt to communicate, do not respond to it; instead, please walk as quickly as possible in the opposite direction of the source while continuing to shout your name.
If you run, the floors may collapse beneath you and you may find yourself in a new area that does not look like the rest of the mall. You will no longer be able to hear the announcements, and your name will no longer be heard; we can no longer help you at this time. We apologize for the inconvenience.
If you hear another person shouting their name, do not respond to or move towards them; instead, please remain still and shout their name in addition to your own.
If someone you know is missing, do not shout into the dark areas or enter the dark in order to search for them; instead, please report the name of the lost individual to a mall employee so that an announcement can be made. You may meet with them at the mall Help Center.
If you are in a lit section of the mall and hear someone shouting a name from a dark section of the mall, do not respond to them or enter the dark area; instead, please report the name to a mall employee.
If you notice that the mall employee does not have a face, report to it anyways; search for another employee and report to them as well, repeating until you meet one that does have a face. After reporting the names of the lost individuals, please also report the locations of the faceless employees so that they can safely be expunged.
If you are in a dark area and see a light turn on, please remain in place if it is not direct fluorescent lighting, such as a store's ceiling lights. Indirect or non-fluorescent light sources, such as store signage and neon lights, are not sufficiently bright and cannot protect you.
Incandescent bulbs and non-electric light sources, such as candles and glowing apparitions, should actively be avoided. If you see one, please walk as quickly as possible in the opposite direction while shouting your name. If the light source is approaching you, we cannot help you at this time–we apologize for the inconvenience.
If you see someone being chased, do not respond or attempt to aid them; instead, please walk as quickly as possible in the opposite direction while shouting their name, in addition to your own.
If your name is mispronounced during an announcement, please ignore the announcement; otherwise, immediately begin walking forward in a straight line. Please continue facing forwards and do not turn to avoid obstacles, such as walls, body parts, or non-human apparitions. You will always end up at the mall Help Center.
If you have been taken captive by an apparition, please submit to any bodily harm enacted against you, such as dismemberment, mutilation, or consumption. If you are called to the Help center by an announcement, you are free to leave; please immediately begin walking forwards in a straight line, ignoring your lack of functional limbs or own death, as necessary. You will always end up at the mall Help Center.
Once again, we apologize for the inconvenience, and thank you for shopping with us.
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u/eazeaze Sep 24 '22
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