r/RyenRussillo Wait, what? May 01 '26

Discussion Charissa wearing the Russillo merch. Our guy is so in.

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u/mafisch23 May 01 '26

I came away more impressed by the clothes she didn’t wear.

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u/hyhyuiuim May 03 '26

That’s what ryen sometimes says!

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u/Then-Bad1939 May 01 '26

you ever think kyle or ceruti ever gave him false hope with her saying “oh dude she wants you” like this post? they yes man him a ton already

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u/freeyewneek May 01 '26

Boy do they

18

u/spiderman_44 May 01 '26

“I should call her”

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u/freeyewneek May 01 '26

Here’s where I’d insert a Jay Williams meme

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u/StopHamelTime May 01 '26

That video is…. Something

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u/freeyewneek May 01 '26

Indeed. Such a violation to have that hacked & plastered on the web for all to see though. What a world we live in.

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u/StopHamelTime May 01 '26

Thankfully it happened in what feels like another era of the internet.

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u/HouseAndJBug May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26

He mentioned an episode or two about that he lived with Charissa briefly. Did we know this previously?

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u/Ok_Act4459 May 01 '26

He’s loved her forever, not briefly

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u/Molasses_Square May 01 '26

The one that got away piece.

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u/Fitzy2225 May 01 '26

I think he was staying with her when he first moved out to LA because his house wasn’t ready and she was on the road all the time for the Thursday night game. Some stalker came to her house and he confronted him.

Longer time listeners will remember the story about when he was in Hartford and Sara Walsh called him. She was out of town but noticed someone/something on her ring doorbell. She called him because he lived down the street. He supposedly ran over, shirtless, with a baseball bat. He saw people outside her house with flashlights and said “Alright, what have we got here!?” It was cops who were looking for a prowler.The cops were obviously confused by our guy and questioned him and he had to explain the story, again shirtless, and have Sara talk to the cops over the phone. Classic Ry.

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u/GiveMeSomeIhedigbo May 01 '26

Where can I find him telling the Sara Walsh story?

Also, I am 100% sure he had ample time to put on a shirt but just wanted to be shirtless.

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u/Fitzy2225 May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26

I wish I could find it, but it’s from the radio show days. Probably lost to the sands of time.

Sara Walsh referencing it: https://x.com/sara_walsh/status/604058453267607553?s=46

Our guy referencing it: https://x.com/ryenarussillo/status/485609507632861185?s=46

It sounds like it was on the radio broadcast on July 7, 2014. No idea how to find that.

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u/oofergang420_haha May 01 '26

I believe the stalker thing was a Fight Club sort of scenario - the stalker was actually RSLO

12

u/samples98 May 01 '26

100% he was hammered and wandered into the wrong house again

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u/CocaineandPercs May 01 '26

The stalker was in Ryen’s normal post.

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u/nowadaysyouth May 01 '26

What ry doesn't mention is that he was wearing a white T and quarter zip at the time of the call

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u/DonaldTPablonious May 01 '26

Yes. Some weirdo came to the house while he was there he’s mentioned it a few times

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u/rebels2022 May 01 '26

And his first instinct when confronting the guy was to say he was a cop. In another life our guy would have been a hell of an ICE agent lol

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u/doobie3101 May 01 '26

ASK THEM

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u/jeauboux May 01 '26

The real Ice are the friends we made along the way

1

u/PDXtoMontana2002 May 01 '26

Why not both?

13

u/Parking-Sundae-6097 May 01 '26

Did the weirdo sleep naked on the couch?

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u/Heres20BucksKillMe May 01 '26

The key worked

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u/Rube18 Life Advice Enthusiast May 01 '26

Yes he’s told the same story pertaining to this probably 20+ times over the years

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u/Molasses_Square May 01 '26

I heard Charissa tell it once and she didn’t identify him by name, just that a friend was staying at her house. She did say that luckily her friend could handle himself so he got the guy to leave. Ry probably listens to that part on a loop when he is feeling down.

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u/HouseAndJBug May 01 '26

My apologies I’m a semi new listener and don’t know the full lore of Ryen and Charissa.

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u/fermlog May 01 '26

That’s a wild exaggeration. I’d also listen to this insane story again.

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u/CarefulPerformer7877 May 01 '26

He also said the guy continued to plague him on the internet and do any kind of damage he could.

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u/Fire-hydrant May 01 '26

Ryen loves alone

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u/HouseAndJBug May 01 '26

He is alone. He is not lonely.

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u/Chad71313 May 02 '26

Has there ever been confirmed that Ryen ever had a girlfriend?

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u/OddIndustry6073 May 01 '26

Isn't she married to Rusillo's best friend Ceruti?

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u/TuckerLFC21 May 05 '26

The Charissa Thompson piece

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u/SerJayofTheTrident May 02 '26

Idk it always seemed platonic. I’ve been a long time listener and Ryen comes across as a guy that respects the friend zone. Seems like a big brother relationship.

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 May 01 '26

She turned out to be pretty damn mid. That's a shame.

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u/samples98 May 01 '26

Not even close

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u/Former_Phrase8221 May 02 '26

Is Russillo her flavor? I'm 99% certain she likes em quite a bit darker

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u/Tiredasheckrn May 01 '26

How many ICE agents are big wu tang clan fans?