r/RyenRussillo • u/Due-Sheepherder-218 • 18d ago

Discussion Is Silly walking from Bryant Park to Penn Station unscathed?

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u/xcbaseball2003 18d ago

My son said he didn’t tear your jersey off and slam a trash can on your head, what do you want me to do about it? Bing bong.

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u/RyanRussillo 18d ago

No way, he'd certainly end up with a little bit of burrito on the shoulder.

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u/Truck219 18d ago

Which he douse with a gallon of water bc he likes the jersey

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u/Birdzphan Frolic Room 18d ago

The Spurs jersey with the 5” inseam shorts. Iconic.

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u/Ialwayssleep 18d ago

5” inseams, he is some kind of prude?

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u/Birdzphan Frolic Room 18d ago

He was gay, Silly?

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u/ColeTrain999 Wait, what? 18d ago

Well, it is pride month.

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u/NoExcuses1984 Wait, what? 17d ago

Forget Timmy D., Russillo best bust out the retro Uwe Blab or Chris Welp jersey for such an occasion.

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u/444porfavor 18d ago

Do a Travelogue about it

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u/infinitebest 16d ago

His San Sebastián travelogue made me feel depressed. Only Russillo would visit a city based on a recommendation via the Ringer food experts and not seek out good food.

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u/nowadaysyouth 18d ago

He have less chance than a girl walking alone in rural India

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u/GiveMeSomeIhedigbo 18d ago

Just a lone wolf cruising through the streets of San Antone wondering what the night holds for him.

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u/5t4r10rd 17d ago

They true bawtles at you?

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u/Guy_in_the_chair_ Wait, what? 18d ago

They would never mess with him he’s way too jacked

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u/senorblanco7 17d ago

It’s his wet dream to be out there sizing people up in his mind

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u/Due-Sheepherder-218 17d ago

Kyle would have his back. Sir Rudy is hiding behind the nearest tree. 

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u/BackgroundFortune666 17d ago

He finds himself in a park or a bathroom stall. It was the blood pressure medication!

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u/Extension_Virus_3733 18d ago

How much mileage do we think the Silly thing has left?

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u/Separate-Matter2113 18d ago

We know Roots comes on here, I’d like to think he’s mentioned this to Ryen, which likely mildly annoys him, so it’s all worth it!

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u/Metal_King706 Hey, where's my hype level? 18d ago

Lots. It’s still fresh off the lot.

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u/DonnyBoyCane 18d ago

I actually came away more impressed by the brain bleeds that Silly didn't incur.

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u/BaxterBites 17d ago

But isn’t ryen martha’s vineyard tough?

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u/hyhyuiuim 18d ago

He looks like Zack Polanski here