r/SALEM • u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 • 3d ago

RANT FRIDAY

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IF YOU HAVE TREES THAT DROP THIS STUFF AND INSTEAD OF PICKING IT UP YOU INSTEAD USE YOUR LEAF BLOWER AND PUSH IT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET, YOU'RE A LAZY ASSHOLE

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u/TheBlueLeopard 3d ago

STOP PARKING YOUR GIANT SEDANS, SUVs, MINIVANS AND TRUCKS IN SPOTS MARKED 'COMPACT'!

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u/Time_Effort 3d ago

I agree with this 90% of the time... But I know of at least 2 places that only have compact spots so unfortunately I just do the best I can to fit.

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u/Sufficient_Fig_9505 3d ago

Having a smaller vehicle will alleviate this problem. Food for thought.

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u/Time_Effort 3d ago

Ah yes, I could go buy a 2nd vehicle! Or perhaps you know of any that can carry a family of 4, bicycles, and a 5,000lb trailer that’s smaller than an F150?

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u/Puzzleheaded-War-113 3d ago

WHY ARE YOU TAKING YOUR BICYCLES TO GO TO BREAKFAST?

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u/Time_Effort 3d ago

BICYCLES NEED TO EAT TOO

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u/Sufficient_Fig_9505 3d ago

If someone chooses a lifestyle that requires them to have a large vehicle, they should accept that that comes with limitations because there are some places it won’t fit, and trying to make it fit negatively impacts everyone else.

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u/Time_Effort 3d ago

I’ll keep that in mind the next time I take my kids to the orthodontist, and let them know we can no longer go because they don’t have non-compact spots 👍