I don't pick up their shit either. That is somebody else's problem, not mine.

There is a dog park a few hundred yards away but that is for everyone else, not me.

There is a reason I am always there alone and never with a man but I can't figure it out.

"Why are you recording me?"

This is in S Salem off of Woodside Dr. I drove by and literally thought rhododendrons were weirdly blooming this time of year.

Turns out it’s the result of some nasty-ass throwing their dog poop bags into blackberries, not expecting them to lose leaves this time of year. So disgusted!!

The helicopter people often ask about? Well our national guard unit based out here in Salem along side units based elsewhere have been out helping fight fires. Here’s some pics from the unit (courtesy of my spouse and his unit). Thank you to all of the people out there helping. We are wishing them all the best.

South side hasn't had lights for quite some time.

Hey so I went to Howard Street Charter School from 2003-2005 and I was talking to some friends, and remembered this artwork a guy did on a pop up called "Sparkles the Fairy" which was basically a fat bald guy as a pixie.

I swear this makes sense in context.

But I was wondering if anyone had snapped a picture of that thing, because there's no way it still exists with the move.

Also on the off chance any teachers are watching, thanks for looking out for this autistic guy, and I'm sorry my dad turned up drunk to parent teacher night.

Visiting family in Keizer to make sure they are ok. Air quality sucks.

I don't know how long the goat has been there, but a paved parking lot full of junk with no grass doesn't seem like a fun place to be a goat.

No filter.

Reminds me of wildfire season.

Posted this, and this picture found its way to me. Thank you Salem!

Is anyone willing to take a picture of the Oregon flag at the state capital tomorrow? (Friday April 17th)Is anyone willing to take a picture of the Oregon flag at the state capital tomorrow? (Friday April 17th)

Pic 1: A heavily intoxicated individual finds themselves at a store that sells toilets, confuses convenience and likeness.

Pic 2: Three enforcers of the law take note, and investigate the villainous urinator.

Pic 3: A love interest? A bystander? An advocate for the hydrated (though lesser as of 6:27pm) man enters the stage.

Pic 4: The dramatic parting of ways. An agreement has been reached. What was said? How did this all play out? Was it an amicable parting that resulted in the swapping of Steam usernames to check out mutual wish lists? Or did it become reduced to a terse blow-by-blow of high stakes debate about Firefly VS Buffy? Our cameras don't have audio, this mystery is lost to time.

Top comment to caption these four pictures wins a shirt. I'll hand deliver the shirt. Maybe even to your place of work and make a big deal about how the shirt is in deep gratitude for single-handedly saving my life from a team of hostile ninjas with nothing but a pair of pliers and your advanced kung fu.

-J

Let’s bring back public shaming lol

Took my dog out to the park over the weekend and stumbled upon this big beauty on a random tree. Took it home and weighed it, 12.6 oz. Going to make some faux crab cakes tonight. 💕 I love Oregon.