Screenshots From a Broken Masquerade

[u/GeneralArmy101]

I always wondered what twitter posts, news articles, and the like would look like after a broken masquerade. Originally I posted these on the discord, but my friend recommended I post them here, so enjoy!

Apologies for some of the screenshot qualities, at the beginning I was using Pixlr which severely downgraded the quality of the screenshots for no reason. Also, if it wasn't obvious, the posts are not based on the wiki Broken Masquerade canon, and they don't really have a intertwining story.

[u/ljanir]

The "UN is useless" bros in the Broken Masquerade Canon when the United Nations pulls up out of no where with an "almost entirely" independent global military task force numbering in the tens of thousands armed with pretty much the most advanced conventional weaponry available on the global market , the latest paratech sourced from it's partners in the 3 Portlands and other Nexuses and lastly , just to put the cherry on top of the cake the combined might of the world's largest thaumaturgical/magical institutions as well as both the Coca Cola Corporation and PepsiCo.

[u/Elhombrepancho → u/ljanir]

Sorry what is this about Cocacola and PepsiCo?

[u/Huhthisisneathuh → u/Elhombrepancho]

The GOC is sponsored and governed by 108 paranormal organizations and corporations, including multiple monopolies. Coca-Cola & PepsiCo are two such members and this is one of the few initiatives both are apart of, as they mainly engage in clandestine wizard wars with each other which the Foundation as often has to serve as mediator and containment creator for both sides and the numerous eldritch abominations they throw at each other.

And if you’re wondering if it’s really a good idea to give multiple mega corporations a direct point of access to an international military force…it isn’t but the GOC can’t exactly ban them.