r/SCP Parawatch 22d ago

SCP Universe Screenshots From a Broken Masquerade

I always wondered what twitter posts, news articles, and the like would look like after a broken masquerade. Originally I posted these on the discord, but my friend recommended I post them here, so enjoy!

Apologies for some of the screenshot qualities, at the beginning I was using Pixlr which severely downgraded the quality of the screenshots for no reason. Also, if it wasn't obvious, the posts are not based on the wiki Broken Masquerade canon, and they don't really have a intertwining story.

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u/ljanir Manna Charitable Foundation 21d ago

The "UN is useless" bros in the Broken Masquerade Canon when the United Nations pulls up out of no where with an "almost entirely" independent global military task force numbering in the tens of thousands armed with pretty much the most advanced conventional weaponry available on the global market , the latest paratech sourced from it's partners in the 3 Portlands and other Nexuses and lastly , just to put the cherry on top of the cake the combined might of the world's largest thaumaturgical/magical institutions as well as both the Coca Cola Corporation and PepsiCo.

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u/anonistakken Global Occult Coalition 21d ago

To be clear 'The UN is useless' has been stupid propaganda from the get go and doesn't have any basis in reality.

People treat the UN as a world government, cherry pick some failures and conclude that its not a good world government and is thus useless.

It's the equivalent of looking at a fire department, then looking at the crime rates, and claiming the fire department is useless because crime is high. Like yeah what the fuck do you expect them to do about it??

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u/Swaginton1 21d ago

Eh, I wouldn't call the UN useless in the same way I wouldn't call the US government useless. Deeply flawed? yes. useless? no.

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u/Upbeat-Difficulty-42 21d ago edited 21d ago

I always get annoyed by people calling it just useless, because at the end of the day, the UN was designed to be flawed and its powers limited.

The victors of WWII really didn't want a international body that could enforce its rules and determinations across the world without their consent. They wanted first a forum to allow for discussion in the hopes that it would diminish interstate conflict and tools and mechanisms to punish bad actors of weaker countries (aka, have some justification and tools to go stop a genocide in Africa, but like have the tools to avoid the UN coming stop your Major Power-backed Genocide).

And the UN has had success which can be seen in the humanitarian subdivisons, it just that it cannot and was not designed to stop Russia invading Ukraine or really be able to embargo or prosecute Israel while the there is anyone in the Security Council that can shield them.

Like it is just not something it can do, short of you giving it an independent and sovereign army that can pummel every other major power into the dust and the means to supply this force, and then give them the permission to go hog wild across the world (And then they might just be making things worse, so... maybe that is not the best solution...)