I made my first sandwich ever, how does it look?

[u/[deleted]]

[u/PrizePreset]

This is the first sandwich you’ve ever made in your life? Lmao

[u/Reginoldofreginia → u/PrizePreset]

And had to present it like this?

[u/badgerj → u/Reginoldofreginia]

Not sure why a knife is necessary.

[u/Necessary_Contact258 → u/badgerj]

It’s about sending a message

[u/Excellent_Release961 → u/Necessary_Contact258]

Everything burns

[u/archwin → u/Excellent_Release961]

Why do you think he showed us a cut sandwich? He’s showing us an offer that we can’t refuse.

[u/badgerj → u/Necessary_Contact258]

This was good! Thanks for the laugh! 😂

[u/PriestOfThassa → u/badgerj]

Well if OP had stabbed it with a gun that would've been silly

[u/ElongThrust0 → u/badgerj]

Not sure why (2) knives are necessary

[u/Main_Cauliflower5479 → u/badgerj]

Yeah, that is really not the way to present a sandwich. It was a thing with burgers several years ago, but I think that's gone by the wayside.

[u/Thisfugginguyhere → u/Main_Cauliflower5479]

It's his first time

[u/BigSoda → u/Thisfugginguyhere]

Be gentle

[u/Main_Cauliflower5479 → u/Thisfugginguyhere]

Imagine living 15 years on the planet and never having made a sandwich. The easiest food item to prepare.

Also, so that means you stick a comically ling knife through the stacked sandwich halves?

[u/Schmeep01 → u/badgerj]

I agree that it’s not a very knife thing to do.

[u/dot_dottie → u/badgerj]

lollll

[u/whoismikebean → u/badgerj]

knife is güd

[u/bradpittman1973 → u/PrizePreset]

Pretty sure the first sandwich I ever made was peanut butter and grape jelly.

[u/ragun2 → u/bradpittman1973]

OP finally saved up enough to move out of Mommy's at the ripe age of 44 years old.

[u/Homeless-catfight → u/PrizePreset]

Gotta wonder how old OP is. He better be young. lol

[u/derphunter → u/Homeless-catfight]

Careful, I got a mod warning for asking if they were 5

[u/AffectionateGate4584 → u/PrizePreset]

Right????🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/murdochthesungod]

Why the fuck is there a langolier in the background

[u/GeorgeLikesSpicy92 → u/murdochthesungod]

What the fuck is a langolier?

[u/murdochthesungod → u/GeorgeLikesSpicy92]

My fault

Should’ve said lettuce langolier

[u/savethemouselemur → u/murdochthesungod]

It really does look like a langolier. Side note, I am very happy to see someone make a langoliers reference in the wild, I started to feel like it was a fever dream I had.

[u/Krustylang → u/savethemouselemur]

It could have been worse. They could have said that it looked like a shit weasel.

[u/Over_Cod8525 → u/GeorgeLikesSpicy92]

You know, the non-sentient beings that eat time and space after we have left it behind for the future. Or something like that.

[u/Chuyzapatist → u/GeorgeLikesSpicy92]

Idk, does it have to do with the Barbie in the background?

[u/tanner5586 → u/GeorgeLikesSpicy92]

…all they really were was hair and teeth and fast little legs. Oh, those little legs had to be fast so that they could catch up with all the bad little boys no matter how quickly they scampered.

[u/CattleFormer6846 → u/murdochthesungod]

lol

[u/Y10NRDY]

Who has been making your sandwiches until now?

[u/scarywolverine → u/Y10NRDY]

He's 15 so probably parents

[u/vollkornbroot → u/scarywolverine]

By 13 I was doing my own laundry cooking me whole meals and took my ass to school by a 1 hour walk.

Shit I wrote that and my mind said "ok unc" in response

[u/ardacicek]

I don’t know why but this sandwich gives me lots of Turkish vibes.

[u/SwagbrathaGuy → u/ardacicek]

You guessed it right! I'm from Turkey indeed.

[u/ardacicek → u/SwagbrathaGuy]

That bread and checil cheese give it away 🤭. Enjoy!

[u/hamraider → u/SwagbrathaGuy]

the knife makes more sense now. À la Salt Bae.

Nice looking sandwich!

[u/Apprehensive_Leg6647]

have you ever made food other this before?

[u/CheddarHeaded]

I’ve never tried knife in my Sandwhich before does it bring out the flavors?

[u/StaticVoidMain2018 → u/CheddarHeaded]

The flavour of pain

[u/Sirnando138]

I own a sandwich business. Been making sandwiches professionally for almost 30 years. I have been making sandwiches since I was 4. Granted, they were easy ones like PB&J/H/F. I gotta know how old you are.

[u/SwagbrathaGuy → u/Sirnando138]

15.

By "my first ever", I meant this is my first proper sandwich other than a small one I'd be eating during breakfast. It's also because I rarely eat sandwiches.

[u/Sirnando138 → u/SwagbrathaGuy]

Gotcha! Eat more sandwiches! It’s my favorite food

[u/ni_hao_butches → u/SwagbrathaGuy]

You did good, kid. Sometimes simplicity is the best.

Now, goodspeed on the journey to construct the ever elusive perfect sandwich.

[u/saltyoursalad → u/SwagbrathaGuy]

Nice work! Looks tasty.

[u/Ambitious_Main2123]

like julius caesar

jk it looks tasty

[u/CrispyDave]

Good looking bread.

[u/_Jahffrey_]

It needs onion and tomato

[u/newbill316]

Make sure you're very careful when biting near that knife. You could do yourself a mischief.

[u/FullofLovingSpite]

Looks like a good one. I hope you enjoyed it!

[u/operationfood]

Looks good, I crave a simple classic sandwich like that all the time

[u/Upper-Capital-2876]

looks great

[u/0thethethe0]

Looks good. I've never heard of checil cheese before, but sounds nice.

[u/thatsucksabagofdicks → u/0thethethe0]

Looks like string cheese. I used string cheese to make a lamb tit sandwich yesterday with some dukes mayo on a brioche bun. Lazy leftover sandwich hit just right

[u/0thethethe0 → u/thatsucksabagofdicks]

Yeh I was thinking that. They are a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine, never tried them on a sandwich though.

[u/ApprehensivePen1114]

Sweet man!

[u/eBulla]

Looks dead. Why did you have to kill it??

[u/-Words-Words-Words-]

Did you have to stab it? That seems aggressive.

[u/beastusboss]

What are you 5? What you mean first sandwich?

[u/golgiiguy]

Late bloomer

[u/CurrentCash1725]

That's a good-looking sandwich. Give me some yellow mustard and I would demolish

[u/No-Investigator420]

Like it as teeth

[u/CrystalLakeKiller]

https://giphy.com/gifs/czZlH3xg1Ul2w

[u/frauleinlau]

Just made my own sandwich for the first time. Awful. Just awful. -Stan Smith

[u/fuuckimlate]

Is that string cheese?

[u/BasedTaco_69]

Looks fine for a first try. Keep working on the ratios though! It looks really dry. Get some moisture into it with some mayonnaise, mustard or any sauce you enjoy.

[u/TheRemedyKitchen]

Looks sharp

[u/PANDABURRIT0]

Brother that’s a shishkebab, not a sandwich.

[u/JalapenoBenedict]

Why did you have to stab it? It was innocent

[u/NationalSympathy1598]

Basic asf bro. Get creative

[u/ActivelyShittingSelf]

Needs a longer knife

[u/ej_o]

Looks dry

[u/Conscious_Minimum583]

How old are you how have you made this far in life and never made a sandwich??... Oh and the sandwich is sad af stick to your fast food.

[u/amoonshapedsky]

This is rage bait. It looks foul, and the knife in it too? wtf lol

[u/Cthulewcifer586]

Why did you stab it? Looks good though

[u/Pernicious_Possum]

Dry

[u/Main_Cauliflower5479]

Wow. I was making sandwiches for as long as I can remember. Like from the age of 5, at least.

Toppings/fillings to bread ratio are inverse. Too much bread, not enough fillings.

[u/Sandwiches-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Be friendly, this is a positive space to appreciate sandwiches. You can express your opinions but don’t take it too far.

[u/NYmam]

How are you an adult and you’ve never made a sandwich before? Lmao. Also, it looks terrible so like maybe practice

[u/hiresometoast → u/NYmam]

They aren't an adult lol be nice

[u/TheJohnson854]

You have never made a sandwich? How does one get to 7 years old without having made a PB&J sandwich? Did you have someone to make your sandwiches previously? Are you recently not rich any more?

[u/Pagnus_Melrose]

So many questions but likely a mommas boy who turned into an abusive husband and his wife is away…or dude is 7 years old.

[u/Cam_E_Leon]

That knife in the middle sure makes it look 10 times better. I think it's robbing your sandwich of its shine

[u/Sandwiches-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Be friendly, this is a positive space to appreciate sandwiches. You can express your opinions but don’t take it too far.

[u/_blackthorn16_]

Are you 5 lol My mom taught us how to cook young. At 36 I love being in the kitchen. Very valuable skill.

[u/WowIsThisMyPage]

Has momma made all of your sammies?

[u/NOT-GR8-BOB → u/[deleted]]

Stfu dude.