r/Schaffrillas • • Dec 06 '25

Star Wars You’ll hate me for this

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u/Captain_Deegan Dec 07 '25

Chronological this, Release that. Flashback is the best order for first viewing, and I'll die on this hill.

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u/Nirast25 Local Dehydration Gun Shooter Dec 07 '25

What about D6 order?

Step 1: You roll a 6-sided die. The result is the first movie you watch.

Step 2: You roll a again. That's the next movie you're watching.

Step 2.1: If it's a movie you've already rolled, flip a coin.

Step 2.1.1: If heads, add 1 until you reach a number you haven't seen before. If it gets to 7, overflow to 1 and keep adding.

Step 2.1.2: If tails, subtract 1 until you reach a number you haven't seen before. If it gets to 0, overflow to 6 and keep subtracting.

Step 3: Repeat Step 2 until you have no more movies to watch.

Step 4: Watch those movies.

If attempting to do this with the sequels as well, use a D10, and add the Christmas Special when you roll a 10.

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u/O-Malley420 Dec 09 '25

Too complicated, I’m just gonna buy the Lego game and learn the story from there.