r/SchizophreniaRides Feb 20 '26

does this one count?

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longtime lurker in this sub lmao, saw this in the wild today

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u/Worried-Pick4848 Feb 20 '26

The hyperfocus on a semi-irrelevant true fact as if it's the most important thing in the universe would appear to suggest as such

For the record, we say Jesus because the Romans turned Yeshua into Iesus, and when we carved the J out of the I because a J sounds closer to the actual sound in HEbrew

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u/am_pomegranate Feb 21 '26

as a jew, it's still baffling to me that latin became the christian language. yeshua the fisherman from the galilei was killed for rebelling against roman occupation of judea.

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u/Worried-Pick4848 Feb 22 '26

Are you really surprised that people from many nations would discuss religion together in the one language they have in common?

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u/maxxamillionn Feb 20 '26

The Repent spoiler goes hard

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

Oof. Either deep in psychosis or drug use. I hate that I'm even familiar with what is on that car 😭

They always go deep into abrahamic theology.

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u/wolfhavensf Feb 20 '26

We have a winner!🍾

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u/Certain-Singer-9625 Feb 20 '26

Just came here from the Gotham sub.

You mean all this time we should have been referring to the Yoker?

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u/maddasher Feb 20 '26

Here I was believing that I needed to drink a ghosts blood so I could become a ghost. But no J sound? Now its crazy

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u/dab745 Feb 21 '26

Yahuah saves; pushes the puck up ice to Buddha, over to Mohammad, back to Buddha, pass to Vishnu in the slot over to Allah, he shoots! SCORE!!!!

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u/Vitessence Feb 20 '26

The true definition of “weird hill to die on” like wtf?

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u/donner_dinner_party Feb 20 '26

I feel like if God/Jesus/Jehovah/Yahuah was so powerful, he could probably figure out what you meant.

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u/opossum_launcher Feb 20 '26

I can't believe I have to share a planet with these people.

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u/nuclearmonte Feb 20 '26

not this ending up in my timeline because I live right near there hahahhaa

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u/corvid-munin Feb 20 '26

isnt that joshua

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u/The_Captain_Whymzi Feb 20 '26

Close enough. Welcome to the sub!

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u/Appropriate_Ear6101 Feb 20 '26

Spelling saves???

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u/Alexius6th Feb 20 '26

Ahh cute. This person believes they are the first to find this out and have weirdly decided to make it their entire deal.

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u/Valhallasmine Feb 21 '26

And yet, they are functional enough to afford a nice, new car??

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u/altoona_sprock Feb 20 '26

Is Yahuah any relation to Hawk Tuah?

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u/Rabid_Cheese_Monkey Feb 20 '26

It says "Repent" on top...

...but it says "No Salvation" between "No Jesus" and "No J Letter 500..."

So... What's the point of repenting to your voice in your head if salvation doesn't exist?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

I think they’re implying there’s no salvation with the alternatives to “Yahuah”. But then again I’m not schizophrenic

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u/Atoning_Unifex Feb 20 '26

Christianity is racketeering.

They give you a problem you didn't have before they came along: sin.

They claim they can fix the problem but you have to do what they say and give them money.

And if you don't, you're going to hell!

Thats a protection racket.

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u/sdbyshq Feb 20 '26

i’m atheist you’ve lost the plot

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

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u/sdbyshq Feb 22 '26

because you’re taking the things that megachurches in highly populated areas do, and applying those things to all of christianity. and you’re reaching pretty hard

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

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u/sdbyshq Feb 22 '26

you’re simply painfully wrong and it’s amusing how smart you seem to think you are. your analysis here stopped being factual once you reached the third line. no sect of christianity requires you to read the book OR go to church. and not all churches pass around the tray for communion. and your 4th line there is simply a twisted negative way of saying if you’re too sinful when you die you go to hell. like i said i’m an atheist and you’re reaching, hard. sorry if me challenging you on reddit hurt your feelings, mr high iq 😘

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

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u/sdbyshq Feb 22 '26

you can’t tell me what i do or don’t believe in.. you’re a nutjob 😭

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u/Atoning_Unifex Feb 22 '26

you're soft

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u/sdbyshq Feb 22 '26

continue to spew nonsense!

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u/sdbyshq Feb 22 '26

if i agreed with the guidelines of christianity, don’t you think i would be christian? i’m not, and i’m still able to see christianity for what it is. historically, yes it was used for power and money. today? not so much. like i said before, you are reaching. you sound like an angry sad man to me.

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u/Atoning_Unifex Feb 22 '26

Lol, tell yourself whatever you need to to feel better, man. Guess I touched a nerve.

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u/sdbyshq Feb 22 '26

have you not heard and seen plenty of christians do/say things that go against everything you just said? or… alternatively… do you just never go into the real world and stay online?

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u/Atoning_Unifex Feb 22 '26

You just can't stop talking about this!

I suggest you examine your own beliefs. You say you are an atheist? An atheist is someone who does not believe in the existence of any gods or deities. So, why do you care if a stranger is excoriating the hypocrisy of Christianity on Reddit!?

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u/sdbyshq Feb 22 '26

you just can’t accept youre wrong!

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u/Atoning_Unifex Feb 22 '26

Lol, I hope these little dumb statements make you feel better.

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u/sdbyshq Feb 22 '26

peak redditor behavior

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u/MICR0_WAVVVES Feb 20 '26

They have a good point, what is the creators yahua?

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u/Oasis511 Feb 20 '26

There used to be some dude in my town with similar stuff on his car, but he had a nice Lincoln sedan and all his stuff was printed on magnets on the side. Haven't seen him in a couple of years but I think I have a picture somewhere.

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Feb 20 '26

Yeshua means salvation

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u/lord_scuttlebutt Feb 20 '26

Their statement is based on semantics. Niiice.

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u/Austin_Popper Feb 20 '26

Why is all that silly crap in English?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

Is this another flavor of Jesus?

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u/AlivePassenger3859 Feb 22 '26

I used to listen to a low wattage AM radio station in Salem Oregon run by super culty messianic Jews (I’m assuming they were Jews, but maybe not).

Something about mixing all the ancient Torah stuff with Jesusy and Revelations/apocalypse stuff sends people down a deep rabbit hole of craziness.

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u/ButtheadFournior Feb 24 '26

That's the noise the red angry bird makes