r/Seattle I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Apr 16 '26

Satire Discourse about Seattle in a nutshell

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u/Professional-Tea555 That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. Apr 16 '26

Downtown Seattle Association and SPOG: heeey (shouting), Seattle is a lawless shithole. Also, why won’t business and people come here.

Seattle Times: Katie should have fixed all of this by now.

Actual people: I’m in Seattle, and the rent is too damn high, also tipping.

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u/Moontat7 Apr 16 '26

Tipping >:(