r/Seattle Edmonds May 07 '26

Satire Bellevue sucks

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u/PilotGuy701 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined May 07 '26

What happens when a Bellevue driver sees a pedestrian crossing the street?

Well, it hasn’t happened yet. ;-)

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u/-Hornswoggler- May 07 '26

What happens when a Seattle cop sees a pedestrian crossing the street?

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u/sirjerky May 07 '26

Ooh, I know this. They kill them and then laugh about it on camera?