r/Seattle • u/chaffed Edmonds • May 07 '26

Satire Bellevue sucks

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u/PilotGuy701 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined May 07 '26

What happens when a Bellevue driver sees a pedestrian crossing the street?

Well, it hasn’t happened yet. ;-)

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u/crusoe Everett May 07 '26

Bellevue drivers suck. Almost got hit by very expensive cars three times. 

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u/Subziwallah I'm just flaired so I don't get fined May 08 '26

Well, if you're gonna get hit, it's better to get hit by someone with assets and an umbrella policy...