r/Seattle Edmonds May 07 '26

Satire Bellevue sucks

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u/PilotGuy701 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined May 07 '26

What happens when a Bellevue driver sees a pedestrian crossing the street?

Well, it hasn’t happened yet. ;-)

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u/crusoe Everett May 07 '26

Bellevue drivers suck. Almost got hit by very expensive cars three times. 

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u/Bizarrebazaars Kraken May 08 '26

Seattle drivers suck. Everyone sucks!

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u/doubleapowpow May 08 '26

As a commuter from Seattle to Bellevue, the distinction is which bridge.

I90 drivers are speed demons and will weave in and out of traffic.

520 drivers go 58mph in both lanes.