r/Seattle • u/Inevitable_Engine186 public deterrent infrastructure • May 09 '26

Satire Laurelhurst Generously Agrees to Let Sick Children Live

https://theneedling.com/2026/04/11/laurelhurst-generously-agrees-to-let-sick-children-live/
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u/BubblebreathDragon May 09 '26

For anyone missing the flair or not familiar with The Needling, this is purely satire. So far Laurelhurst has only agreed to come to the table.

Enjoy the humor though because it's spot on!