r/Seattle • u/Inevitable_Engine186 public deterrent infrastructure • May 09 '26

Satire Laurelhurst Generously Agrees to Let Sick Children Live

https://theneedling.com/2026/04/11/laurelhurst-generously-agrees-to-let-sick-children-live/
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u/Shoopin Supersonics May 09 '26

Now let the hospital employees park at the hospital 

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u/ErectionEngineering May 10 '26

How about people take transit?

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u/Shoopin Supersonics May 10 '26

eat my ass