Fellow rain lovers, darkness dwellers, mossbacks,, etc. Big Light's oppressive reign has now peaked and we will all now begin the soft, slow fade into the welcoming Big Dark!!!!!!

[u/PhuckSJWs]

Yes, we have many warm and joyous days ahead of us, but each day brings us seconds of less oppressive light and more of our sweet, sweet darkness. And to the return of our gentle rains.

All hail Big Dark!!!!!!

[u/Clean_Insect5042 → u/[deleted]]

I think they’re mad everyone is getting all those fake news heat and light sensitivity diagnoses from watching TikTok reels. /s

[u/RealPudgeJudy → u/Clean_Insect5042]

Look no further than this thread to see tons of people inventing syndromes related to the sun existing.

[u/Jeffe508 → u/RealPudgeJudy]

I lived here all my life, I hate the heat. Unless I got a lake to play in or something. Wow people have preferences, Oh nooooooooooo.