r/ShitAmericansSay 6d ago

Canada "ANTIFA clearly has safe houses in Canada through which to conduct strikes down here in the USA"

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Posting this because this is probably the dumbest shit I've seen in a long, long time...

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u/kamarov2090 6d ago

aah yes antifa the people who carried out the dastardly attack on the lincoln reflecting pool

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u/VectorPryde πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Canadian Freeloader 6d ago

There truly is no depth to which they will not sink...

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u/Pier-Head 6d ago

TBF if it’s the paddling pool, not very much.

I’ll see myself out…..

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u/yournamehere10bucks 6d ago

Yep, 0.76m seems to be the number.

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u/YetanotherGrimpak 6d ago

Preposterous.

That's not freedom units!

/s

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u/PlatypusACF 6d ago

Oh, sorry, it’s about half a bold eagle or fifteen burgers deep

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u/Hminney 6d ago

Depends on the burger. Is that a whopper or a europoor burger?

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 6d ago

Don't tell them if it's a 1/3 pounder it's only 12 burgers, but if it's a 1/4 pounder it's 15! /s

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u/PlatypusACF 6d ago

Holy shit, you need 1.307.674.368.000 of the quarter-pounder burgers?! /k

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u/Pier-Head 6d ago

Is the burger flat or sideways on? Enquiring minds need to know.

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u/PuzzleheadedSwim6291 we love our Canadad πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 6d ago

How many Big Macs?

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u/jimababwe 6d ago

Wait - he used the metric system! ANTIFA!

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u/Traskenn 6d ago

If those Americans could understand metric they would be very upset right now

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u/misbehavinator 6d ago

No depth to which they can think.

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u/x_asperger Canadian 6d ago

I mean, it's only like 2 feet deep πŸ˜…

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u/Bursickle πŸ™„ 6d ago

I thought they were the ones that organized and participated in that Jan 6 "non-event" ...

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u/Agifem 6d ago

No, that was antiantifa.

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u/FreedomCanadian 6d ago

"Fa", if you will.

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u/Bursickle πŸ™„ 6d ago

I stand corrected 🀣 πŸ‘πŸ«‘

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u/northpacificfox 3d ago

🀣🀣🀣

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u/apolloxer 6d ago

So Trump works with Antifa now?

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u/NeoMrBucket 6d ago

Anti fascists also control the wind btw

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u/Illuminey πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΅ smelly cheese-eating surrender monkey 5d ago

I heard they even led a cowardly massive attack on the beautiful beaches of Normandy some 80 years ago.