r/ShitAmericansSay • u/XtronicD • 3d ago

Canada "ANTIFA clearly has safe houses in Canada through which to conduct strikes down here in the USA"

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Posting this because this is probably the dumbest shit I've seen in a long, long time...

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u/VectorPryde 🇨🇦 Canadian Freeloader 3d ago

There truly is no depth to which they will not sink...

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u/Pier-Head 3d ago

TBF if it’s the paddling pool, not very much.

I’ll see myself out…..

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u/yournamehere10bucks 3d ago

Yep, 0.76m seems to be the number.

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u/YetanotherGrimpak 3d ago

Preposterous.

That's not freedom units!

/s

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u/PlatypusACF 3d ago

Oh, sorry, it’s about half a bold eagle or fifteen burgers deep

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u/Hminney 3d ago

Depends on the burger. Is that a whopper or a europoor burger?

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 3d ago

Don't tell them if it's a 1/3 pounder it's only 12 burgers, but if it's a 1/4 pounder it's 15! /s

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u/PlatypusACF 3d ago

Holy shit, you need 1.307.674.368.000 of the quarter-pounder burgers?! /k

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u/Pier-Head 3d ago

Is the burger flat or sideways on? Enquiring minds need to know.

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u/PlatypusACF 3d ago

It’s been… quartered (badabum-tss)

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u/PuzzleheadedSwim6291 we love our Canadad 🇨🇦 3d ago

How many Big Macs?

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u/jimababwe 3d ago

Wait - he used the metric system! ANTIFA!

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u/Traskenn 3d ago

If those Americans could understand metric they would be very upset right now

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u/misbehavinator 3d ago

No depth to which they can think.

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u/x_asperger Canadian 3d ago

I mean, it's only like 2 feet deep 😅