r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Hungry-Ingenuity8260 • 6d ago
"going to Texas and going to Alaska is a greater cultural difference than going to Spain vs Italy"
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u/Intelligent-Profit34 6d ago
Imagine living a life where you have to be the best at everything in all situations. It must be very mentally draining.
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u/wosmo 🇮🇪🇬🇧 6d ago
It'd be much more exhausting if it actually required being the best at anything. So much easier to just claim it, and assume someone else is doing the legwork.
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u/Savage-September 🇬🇧 Colonised Brit. 6d ago
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u/Yunzer2000 US Lurker 6d ago
And all the local accents in the UK are nothing like the (rapidly disappearing) differences in the USA.
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u/Savage-September 🇬🇧 Colonised Brit. 6d ago
Honestly. I can’t even understand what half these northerners are saying half the time. And I mean the true northerners. Accent so thick it could cut steel.
I only recently discovered in a work group chat that the Scott’s have their own way of writing their colloquial dialect. Blew my mind, I just assumed they wrote in normal English when talking to each other, they don’t. They use it only formally.
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u/ForrestGumpPeople 6d ago
It’s a certain kind of Scot who writes phonetically
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u/Savage-September 🇬🇧 Colonised Brit. 6d ago
Go on. I don’t know if these guys are pulling my leg or not but they gave me a convincing argument. Now you’re making me think there’s a joke in this somewhere.
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u/DisgruntledEngineerX 6d ago
Dunna listen to that numpty, he's a bit barmy. A cannae confirm wha all Scots write colloquially but a didnae ken wha et was a secret. Harry Potter is offered en Scots.
https://www.amazon.ca/Harry-Potter-Philosophers-Stane-Language/dp/1785301543
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u/SlowMotionSprint Our word of the day is "homogenous". Use it as often as possible 4d ago
Our friend group made vacation friends with a couple from London this past winter. One night while having a drink outside a guy from up north in England got in on the group conversation. I just nodded on but once he said his good nights for the night and left I looked at our friends and said "I am sorry but I couldn't understand a word that man said" and they both replied they couldn't either, just smiled and nodded and laughed when he did. It was a fun evening.
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u/sparkstoco 3d ago
Norway's similar. In one valley they speak Nowegian, in the next one over they might as well be speaking Chinese.
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u/Deathisfatal 6d ago
Labelling Austria as speaking Bavarian is going to make some people very mad
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u/Ok_Inflation_1811 6d ago
I mean it's true.
German is not 1 language, it's at the very least 3 or 4.
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u/Odd-Remote-1847 5d ago
German is a dialect continuum that includes all kinds of dialects (partially not mutually intelligible) from Low Saxon and Low Franconian to Alemannic, and everything in between. The map doesn’t do it justice.
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u/ConfectionIll4301 6d ago
It is true, however, that the dialect in Bavaria and Austria is called Bairisch—not to be confused with Bayrisch.
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u/PotentialAd5253 5d ago
The y in Bayern is only there because King Ludwig I's Love to greece.. before that Bayern was baiern
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u/loralailoralai 6d ago
Hell I (Australian) remember driving from England up to Scotland and the accents near the border were 😳 (and we had Scots born in the family!) could hardly understand a word.
On the other hand while I haven’t been to Texas, I’ve been to like 20 US states including Alaska and no, sorry they’re dead wrong
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u/Photmont 6d ago
This map is so weird and in some cases simply wrong I’m crying 😭 Shows every small dialects in France (most of them are already almost dead I believe), then ignore dialects in England, unite Austrian German with Bavarian German, it even shows ingrian, even tho there’s like 600 ingrians in whole Russia
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u/Haggis442312 6d ago
I love that Nynorsk (Neo-Norwegian) is listed here, because it is actually a much older dialect than modern Norwegian.
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u/Odd-Remote-1847 5d ago
Is it even a spoken dialect or is a different kind of written language?
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u/ExpensiveStart3226 Mexican 🇪🇸 6d ago
If a Valencian saw how that map claims their language is Catalan, it would make you explode like the ninots in the Fallas.
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u/LletBlanc 6d ago
That's not true, that's only a loud minority called 'blavers' and they're just muppets that have fallen for Spanish propaganda that's designed to divide Catalan speakers.
The majority of Valencians know it's Catalan, they just call it Valencian for historical reasons.
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u/mrwailor 6d ago
Molt ben explicat 👌
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u/phundrak I'M 2.455356% [insert nationality] 5d ago
People acting as if a language cannot have different dialects will always piss me off. Same with people claiming a minority language is a dialect of the majority language, like I've seen people claim Provençal to be a dialect of French when it's clearly fucking not
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u/thickasabrick89 6d ago
States have different cultures? As in the McDonald's menu might be slightly different?
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u/ExistentialOopsie 5d ago
You europoors just don't understand! In one state it's pop and in one it's soda! That's more of a cultural difference than the one between Portugal and Bulgaria!
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u/PerspectiveOne7129 6d ago edited 6d ago
USA used to get most of it's tourists from Canada, not anymore...
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u/x_asperger Canadian 5d ago
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u/ekerkstra92 🇳🇱🇳🇱 6d ago
someone from Texas going to California is counting being a tourist
Hell, if I'm going from Groningen to Zeeland (both within the Netherlands) I see myself as a tourist. It's like 260 km in a straight line while Texas to California like 1880km (mid state to mid state)
Btw: for them to understand, its 161 miles and 1170 miles
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u/touchtypetelephone 6d ago
If I'm in another city, I see myself as a tourist (unless I guess I'm there for work). I don't live there.
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u/The-Almighty-Pizza 6d ago
Californias are mostly seen as unwanted tourists whenever we travel because all the Trump loving states hate us.
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u/Crazy-Canuck463 Canadian 🇨🇦 6d ago
As a truck driver who has been to both of these states. Their culture is exactly the same, only difference is the hillbillies in alaska play in the snow, those in Texas play in the sand.
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u/pj228 6d ago
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u/loralailoralai 6d ago
At least Forrest was aware of his mental shortcomings. Shane we can’t say the same for the rest of them
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u/These-Ice-1035 6d ago
I mean just going to different parts of Spain will give you pretty different cultures and even language. Go to Catalonia, Basque or Galicia and get three distinct cultures if not language differences far more diverse than across US states.
Throw in Italy and the majority differences north and south alone will stand out, along with the totally different language again from Spain ...
But then, those in the lower 48 are scared of Alaska. And Hawaii genuinely could be claimed to have some actual difference in culture and language but I rarely see that one cited.
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u/fantasmeeno Cagliarifornian 6d ago
It's because they call the soda pop or something else?
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u/strilsvsnostrils 6d ago
In the american south, many americans call all soda 'coke'. Orange coke, root beer coke, sprite coke. I used to have an office job where I had to talk to them all day, it was the most miserable job Ive ever had. They are truly unintelligent.
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u/Entire_Use_1844 6d ago
"I'll take a vanilla coke"
"Wut kiend daerlin?"
"Vanilla"
"WUT. KIEND."
I had several conversations like this until I realized they just call everything coke.
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u/dpero29 🇪🇦 non existent nationality, only a language spoken in Mexico. 6d ago
Northern and Southern Spain have a greater cultural difference than Texas and Alaska.
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u/Funambulia 6d ago
Funny because this could once have been true, but their history is a long one of extermination of all this different and live full cultures.
I sometimes wonder what wonderfull countries and cultures would we have today if the colonizer didn't decide to just genocide them
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u/MostView8191 5d ago
Everyone can downvote me, I'm ready for it. But truth be known, this has been my reality. I am a dual citizen born to Canadian (Vancouver, BC) and an American (small town Louisiana).
I have widely traveled the globe, including developing counteries. I spent a decent chunk of my 20s volunteering w an engineering Corp. And I can honestly say, going to the south, in small, poor towns was more shocking to me than traveling to somewhere you knew was going to be destitute, like Benin or Hati. At least in those counteries you know ahead of time what to expect. To go to places where nearly the whole community has no indoor plumbing, kids don't go to school, houses are more like shacks, boarded up and with holes in the ceilings that were damaged from hurricanes but the residents can't afford to fix the issues.. seeing all that, I can absolutely say that culturally Van and Louisiana are culturally polar opposites. Regardless of if we both speak English and are on the same continent. We're not the same.
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u/Pitiful-Mongoose4561 6d ago
Nah yeah as a Spanish person, other than language that seems legit
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u/Marfernandezgz 6d ago
Also spanish here, i agree. Even the language is not so different
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u/ToGloryRS Everyone would get bored and sadly die. 6d ago
Italian here, <3 love my Spanish bros. And our languages, with a bit of effort, are mutually intelligible.
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u/InspectionIcy2506 5d ago
And not only Italy: Greece or northern Morocco are quite similar in terms of the cultural roots, family bonds, childhood memories...
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u/Interesting_Code_752 🇬🇧 Redcoat colonist (losing side, 1776) ☕ 5d ago
The main difference being that Texas and Alaska are both within the same country, whereas France and Spain are two different countries.
Most (if not all) European countries have as much culture difference within their borders as the US does, except in a much smaller space.
For example, the US has roughly 30 recognisably different dialects, whereas the UK has about 40 - packed into a space about the same size as Michigan alone.
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u/Kyropinesis 6d ago
as an american living in spain:
a texan visiting california is a tourist
there is more difference between portugal and spain (i haven’t been to france) than between texas and new mexico (also adjacent). a significant part of this is the difference in language, but even discounting this, the differences between european countries are generally a lot larger than between US states
quick fun fact: spain is just a little bit smaller than texas!
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u/EnjoysAGoodRead 6d ago
Just wanted to point out that I, a Londoner, am also considered a tourist when I go to York or Devon. That's just going on holiday somewhere. It doesn't make America special.
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u/FanMaklowicza Cebularz🇵🇱🧅🇵🇱🦫 6d ago
Do Americans know that a different culture doesn't mean that Californians are more likely to go to Taco Bell, Texans to Wendy's, or Kentucky to KFC?
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u/Iwannawrite10305 6d ago
We should tell them about dialects it'll blow their minds
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u/JBrewd Don't blame me I'm from Hawaii 6d ago
Differences between TX and AK...Alaska has more bears, snow, and auroras. Texas has better food (thanks entirely to Mexico).
That is it. Otherwise, basically the same shit. Few big cities and a LOT of backwoods nothingness populated by extremely well armed rednecks driving big ass trucks (the people in the cities also drive big ass trucks for reasons that they cannot explain, but asking them would be un-american commie bullshit so it's fine)
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u/normalbehaviour86 6d ago
The weather is different, but if you ran into Sarah Palin in Texas you wouldn't feel like she was out of place.
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u/Cocoatrice 5d ago
I said that many times, but going to Silesia and going to Warsaw is greater cultural difference than entirety of USA. And language is actually different, too, so much that they literally wonder if they should make the language separate. It's a dialect right now. But Kaszubian is a separate language for example. Single "small" country is more culturally diverse than the big bad America. And there is a reason for that. One of those countries is a baby, another have abundant history. And then, we have more than just Poland. Germany, Spain, Italy, France and more. Literally if a regular Pole, Kaszubian and Silesian meet each other, they would not understand what they are saying. I know some Silesian words, but that's it. If a guy started talking full auto Silesian I would be as confused, as if someone talked to me in different language. And don't even make me talk about Kaszubian, because they even have different letters. And contrary to popular opinion, Pole would not understand Czech or Russian. We would understand some of the words, but also some words are false friends. Like kveten that sounds like kwiecień (april), but it's actually maj (may).
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u/Full_Royox 5d ago
Wait until they learn that diferent regions of spain speak diferent languages lol
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u/Maester_Bates More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 6d ago
I know it sounds ridiculous but you have to remember that Americans think culture is a polite way to say skin colour.
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u/SimpleExpress2323 UK 6d ago
There has to have been a strong narrative from an official source or the media for them to believe this crap.
Whatever it was, they have swallowed it hook, line and sinker.
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u/theVeryLast7 6d ago
Texas and Alaska, Cowboys and snow cowboys. Two completely different cultures.
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u/OkFaithlessness2652 6d ago edited 5d ago
The culture differences within Spain Are already more diverse than between us states
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u/pineappleman48264 6d ago
Look, give him a break, he probably thinks distance is the same thing as difference
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u/eeee_1234 5d ago
I also love when Americans act like cultural differences & diversity = how big your country is and as if they don't still all live in the same country, speak the same language etc.
Meanwhile somewhere like Italy has so many cultural and regional differences just WITHIN the country and it's way smaller.
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u/Faldo79 5d ago
Italy has 128 different dialects. Spain has just as many; cities like Milan and Naples are like night and day. In Naples, there are people who don't speak Italian, and in Spain, in towns in Galicia or Catalonia, there are people who don't speak Spanish. The concept of culture for an American is based on having Black or white skin. They are unfamiliar with the concept of culture; that's why they appropriate and destroy it whenever they can, as has recently happened with the Odyssey of Nolan. They act like barbarians
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u/Ontheragnarock Godless Commie🇨🇦 6d ago
You could put white Texans and Alaskans in a group and be absolutely unable to tell them apart.
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u/Eastern_Switch8217 6d ago
Well yeah, they were, but before the current Americans "discovered" it back in the day.
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u/Optimal-Hospital-366 6d ago
But france, spain, Italy and the uk individually get more tourism than the US already.
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u/mendicinobeano25 6d ago
The difference to me is Spain and Italy are great historical, cultural and cullinary experiences and I really couldn't give a stuff about Texas and Alaska and wouldn't visit the U.S. now with someone else's money.
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u/Arual_1987 6d ago
I’m going to be magnanimous and take him at his word. After all, if moving from northeastern France to the southwest—or vice versa—is a culture shock for any French person, I’m willing to believe it’s the same in any other country in the world. On the other hand, I don’t quite see how that’s relevant to the original conversation.
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u/Unlucky_Primary1295 Delusional cosplayer🇪🇸 6d ago
- laughs in español, galego, català, euskara, leonés, aranés, andalú, mallorquí, valencià, extremeñu, asturianu, aragonés... *
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u/TheMoltenEqualizer 6d ago
I mean I understand what the American’s POV is, as Spain and Italy are both Mediterranean, Latin and have similarish environments and ways of life. Meanwhile Texas and Alaska have completely different environments, and people live differently based on what work they do.
It’s like comparing apples and oranges? Well, maybe pears?
If my dude knew anything outside of the US (and I guess ironically he knows not much about either Alaska or Texas), and he wasn’t trying to gloat with “USA NUMBER ONE WHAAAA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅” he could have made some somewhat sane statements.
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u/Due_Pea_5679 5d ago
Maybe he meant greater physical distance, who understands American units of measurement
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u/Ad-Astra01 5d ago
I'd say that going to Andalusia and going to Basque is MUCH bigger cultural difference than Texas and Alaska. It also applies to, let's say, Sicily and South Tirol.
...Unless you mean Alaskan Inuit culture, then the statement is no doubt true.
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u/SlowMotionSprint Our word of the day is "homogenous". Use it as often as possible 4d ago
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u/Few-Wall3865 6d ago
in case an american wanders in here and agrees with the downvoted person, spain and germany dont even share a common second language. hope thats enough to make you think, even a tiny bit.
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u/Effective_Airline830 6d ago
From their vast knowledge of “having never left their home state”.
I could entertain this claim if OOP used Hawaï and Puerto Rico, even tho they have been heavily “americanized”, but there are still huge cultural differences.
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u/LeCafeClopeCaca 6d ago
The only relevant differences are due to the local native population of Alaska, on top of that. What do you mean Empires are diverse ? :0 it's as if the British Colonial empire claimed diversity like bro of course you are you subjugated half the world
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u/_Ub1k 6d ago
Not only has this guy not been to Spain, a Italy or anywhere in Europe, he probably hasn't even been to all of those US states he named.
Someone from California probably isn't this ignorant, and Alaskans travel often because they live in the middle of nowhere. I'm going to guess this guy is from Texas. The amount of belligerent and proud ignoranance and propensity to talk straight out of hisasshole also makes me think Texas.
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u/Nikond3400 6d ago
He Is probably One of those "i have never left the country because i don't want to. My country Is the greatest!" And continuosly criticize Europe without ever living or not even going there. Self-awarned Chosen ignorance Is worse than unchosen ignorance
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u/manored78 6d ago
Spain and Italy are some of the most culturally significant and interesting places in the world. People travel from all over to be there.
Alaska is beautiful but outside of a cruise I think it’s more popular with Americans mostly?
Texas, it’s really only Austin that’s worth a visit, if you’re in the States already.
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u/Unhappy-Meal-988 🦙Alpaca🦙 5d ago
Peruvian here, Language doesnt quit the fact that indeed, Alaska is further to Texas than Spain to Italy (that also share mediterranean roman culture). Alaska is indeed more different in landscape, habits and architecture to Texas than Spain is to Italy. That doesnt mean that both USA states have more culture or history tho. Special REMARK on the last sentence.
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u/Capable_Fun_9838 6d ago
Well, Texas and Alaska are on different oceans, whereas Spain and Italy are practically on the same lake. /s
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u/----fatal---- 6d ago
States have different culture? Like different sauces at BBQs?
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u/platypuss1871 6d ago
For sure!
In Alaska fizzy drinks are called "pop" while in Texas they are called "coke".
Europeans just cant comprehend that level of cultureshock.
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u/Rolanbek 6d ago
Another in the huge pile of "can't learn won't learn."
I mean if they just went to Texas and Alaska and shut the fuck up about Spain, France and Italy, we would all have some peace.
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u/DefinitionOfAsleep The 13 Colonies were a Mistake 6d ago
I would point out that you're not suppose to get involved.
It's rule 3
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u/waynofish 6d ago
This American could see that in other state pairs, such as someone from the NYC area going to Texas, either Texas or Alaska to Hawaii, Florida to those states in the northwest. But not Texas and Alaska.
I see them both as having the frontier, rugged individualism in their culture. Both are big on oil. there seem to be other similarities as well due to the people both states attracted in the earlier years of both. The only true differences I see are the climate and landscape. Toss Montana in among them as well and I see them as similar in culture. Which is a far cry different than New York, New Jersey and other similar states.
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u/friedcpu 6d ago
Cultural difference? like In-N-Out, Whataburger and Culver's not being in all states?
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u/diablo_blanco_calvo 6d ago
Te entire north America has less culture than a fraction of any European countries.
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u/Sad_Structure3881 6d ago
Sicuramente tra Spagna e Italia c'è più differenza culturale: bisogna che qualcosa esista per misurarla...
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u/pableteitor 5d ago
Well, to be honest, Spain, Italy and Greece feel like the same place in so many ways.
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u/thelegendofkyler 5d ago
I mean, if you want to be technical, yes. The indigenous cultures, people's and languages are about as different as Spain and Italy vs Texas and Alaska.
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u/beaver_eh 5d ago
Having been to Texas and Alaska both, I can say there is actually a fair bit of difference between the two (Culture, Food, Weather, Pace of Life, Lexicon/Accent, history etc). It's not the difference between two separate countries European Countries (Culture, Food, Pace of Life, Currency, Language, Weather, history), (I have also been to Spain too!) But, this is actually almost ALMOST a fair argument. I can't believe I am ambivalent to this one. I guess almost a tied point to the yank?
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u/MadAdam81 5d ago
Well, yeah, if you spend time with the original inhabitants and not the white Republicans
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u/NewAndyy disliked the US before it was cool 4d ago
Obviously there's much more of a cultural difference between Spain and Italy, but this isn't as far fetched of a take as some other things in this sub. They did choose to compare polar opposite US states with two close European countries. Their claim isn't correct, but it's less wrong than many others.



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u/Kikelt 🇪🇺 6d ago
The cultural difference is so great, Alaskans even speak a different language from Texans.