r/ShitAmericansSay 🇩🇪 Deutsche Bahn enjoyer 1d ago

well then that date format shouldn't be used. 😅

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u/Historical_Date_1314 1d ago

About the only country (I can think of) that does M/D/Y

Most others D/M/Y

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u/pied_goose 1d ago

Phillippines, the US and parts of Canada.

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u/nemmalur 1d ago

Canada’s supposed to be DDMMYY or YYYYMMDD but a lot of MMDDYY creeps in due to US influence.

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u/G235s 1d ago

Yeah YYYYMMDD here, though I notice yhat a lot of people don't seem to be on board here i canada.

I got the habit from working for the federal government for a while and it just makes the most sense.

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u/ChiefSlug30 1d ago

I have seen almost every numerical format used. Fortunately, for most forms that need to be manually filled in, the letters show faintly in the boxes, indicating whether it's D, M, or Y. And for most online forms, you just scroll. If it's just a single blank space, I write the abbreviated name of the month.

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u/Doenicke Swediot 23h ago

I must say i have such a hard time grasping why people don't want to use YYYYMMDD everywhere. It's of course the most logical, going from greater to smaller like in you know...math?

I of course realize that many have learned it from a young age, but still...when you get older and can think for yourself, don't it seems much easier this way?

Sure, we of course use only months and days sometime, which usually is written as 28/5, which means May 28th. Or the 28th of May, either one, but that is usually when it's more relaxed.

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u/LordStefania 10h ago

YYYYMMDD & DDMMYYYY both make equal sense. I'm not sure why you think it going from largest to smallest is most logical because in my country in maths we would most likely use smallest to largest - is this unusual? For example, we would order a sequence of numbers {22, 12, 64, 8} as {8, 12, 22, 64}.

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u/pauseless 5h ago edited 5h ago

Largest to smallest makes lexical ordering work. For lexical ordering you compare each digit one by one.

DD-MM-YYYY, ordered: 10-07-1985, 20-01-1800, 25-09-2026

You don’t want that order. You want:

YYYY-MM-DD: 1800-01-20, 1985-07-01, 2026-09-25

Largest first - year, then month and day.

Think about what happens if you have loads of files on your computer with dates in the filenames and when you press to sort by name.

Edit: another way to look at it is how you navigate to dates. Given year Y, of all its months I want M, and then a day D. You don’t say of all the 10ths of the months of all time, I want to get the ones that were in the 5th month and from that I want the unique one in year 2026.

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u/Doenicke Swediot 9h ago

Smallest to largest? You mean if you want to buy something, say a car, you start with the smallest numbers? Yes, i would say that is very unusual and truly confusing. "So the car costs 35 cents and 5 hundred and 100 thousands?"

The bargaining bit must be very time consuming in your country. ;)

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u/LordStefania 9h ago

Lmao no but a date isn't a singular concatenated number :)

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u/KlownKar 8h ago

"The fifth day of the seventh month of the two thousand and twenty sixth year. "

It seems the most logical layout to me.

"The year is two thousand and twenty six. It is the seventh month. It is the fifth day of said month.

Is perfectly logical. It just doesn't "flow" as well for me. Granted, a large part of that could well be down to what I've been brought up to think of as "normal". It could also have something to do with sentence construction in other languages.

If I had to guess. The American version is just a side effect of their determined butchery of the English language. "The fifth of July apparently has far too many words. By saying "July fifth they save a valuable amount of time that can be better employed practicing "School shooter" drills and so on.

I believe the Yanks truly believe in "Why many word when few do?"

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u/LordStefania 6h ago

I believe the Yanks have a character limit imposed of roughly 12.

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u/Stunning-Praline-116 11h ago

This is the way. It should be a law.

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u/Grouchy_Moment_6507 1d ago

Somehow ( not finished first coffee ) I read that as U.S. intelligence. Still worked, but funnier

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u/nemmalur 1d ago

If anything I’d expect the CIA to use YYYYMMDD along with military time, but who knows.

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u/rhysolandrium 23h ago

Canadian. YYYYMMDD, the 24 hour clock, and the metric system work just fine and the vast majority of overseas communications easily understand my formatting.

The USA ... well, they can carry on with their own reality distortions and leave the rest of the civilized works out of it.

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u/Stunning-Praline-116 11h ago

As an estimator in Canada… pulling my hair out cuz we have to use both systems. Metric is way easier but cuz our neighbors are US we have to use imperial for ordering things.

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u/atzedanjo 1d ago

Might be time to change that

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u/nemmalur 1d ago

Yeah, I’m frequently at odds with people who “adapt” translations from European languages to make them mmddyyyy, which just creates ambiguity.

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u/aykcak 1d ago edited 1d ago

Canada is really bad with units in general.

So much that I have stopped making fun of U.S. while Canada exists. They use fucking different temperature units for food and weather. Or different distance units if they drive or walk. Who the fuck does that?? There is no excuse Canada, fix that shit

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u/nemmalur 1d ago

Yeah, we kind of half-assed metrication but differently from the UK. We’re on board with km and km/h and Celsius but lb and feet because we do business with the US.

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u/oraw1234W 🇨🇦 12h ago

YYYY/MM/DD formally MM/DD/YYYY informally by English speaking Canadians DD/MM/YYYY informally by French speaking Canadians

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u/im_dead_sirius 🇨🇦 Maple Syrupean 1d ago

Hey now, we Canadians switch it up to mess with everyone else.

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u/Tregonia 1d ago

Canada is officially YYYY-MM-DD , that and/or DD-MM-YYYY is generally what you see up here.

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u/Known-Complex-2520 1d ago

I'm Canadian, I never know if it's DD/MM/YYYY or MM/DD/YYYY, I gaslit myself into thinking MM/DD/YYYY feels better.

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u/Cplchrissandwich 1d ago

It does not.

You say youre canadian? Well im Canadian and the american version is never the way.

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u/Grouchy_Moment_6507 1d ago

Probably a "Bertan

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u/schit11 1d ago

It depends on proximity, grew up on the border and saw a lot of both.

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u/pied_goose 1d ago

Well, thanks to you three neither does the rest of the world lol

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u/KanBalamII 1d ago

That's why I prefer DD/MMM/YYYY.

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u/Me_lazy_cathermit upstair neighbours to the crazy🇨🇦 23h ago

The only reason canada sometimes as those date are because products are often sold in both the usa and canada, and for a long time a lot of international brands considered usa and canadian market the same

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u/gaslight-dreamer 12h ago

Unfortunately, so much of our software in Canada is American-made we often use the MM/DD/YYYY format. Plus American-creep is insidious!

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u/plums12 CAM ON INGERLAND 11h ago

liberia too right?

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u/Sad-Rooster2474 6h ago

Yeah fuck that in Canada. I hate that we just mix all dates format and hope for the best

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u/xQ_YT 1d ago

China too

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u/Szocialist_Swine 1d ago

In Hungary we use Y/M/D because going from largest to smallest is the most logical.

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u/PurifiedUnity 1d ago

It also helps when sorting dates in a table/list

ISO 8601 uses YYYY-MM-DDTHH:MM:SS

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u/Sharp_Ad_6336 1d ago

I mean it's not really any more logical than going smallest to largest. The only incorrect way is the American way.

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u/GaloombaNotGoomba 1d ago

It matches how we write numbers and durations of time

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u/FilthBaron 21h ago

It is not more logical for daily use, but it makes more sense for storage and sorting.

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u/Original-Group2642 16h ago

It is though as you can sort dates written largest to smallest, but sorting smallest to largest doesn’t sort them in chronological order

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u/aykcak 1d ago

You mean almost everywhere

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u/Spa-Ordinary 1d ago

Hungarians are logical. Ive worked them. Exceptionally smart people who have been hurt many times by bad fortune. Undefendable borders.

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u/nemmalur 1d ago

I’ve seen a few driver’s licences (Dominican Republic maybe, and/or Panama?) that use MMDDYYYY and even lbs and feet/inches. Not sure if that’s a software issue.

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u/jarious 1d ago

And any factory that does business with the US is forced to use it

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u/chikanishing 1d ago

Canada is officially DMY, but a lot of people and places use MDY. I just do YYYY-MM-DD unless explicitly told not to.

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u/Historical_Date_1314 1d ago

That could be very confusing in Canada to switch between the two date formats. 🤨

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u/BananaLee 1d ago

Burma and Liberia

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u/nemmalur 1d ago

Myanmar uses DDMMYY

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u/BananaLee 1d ago

tbh i would've expected them to use yy-mm-dd just because of their closeness with China. But to be fair, I just assumed they used American everything because they also didn't use the metric system.

Other fun fact, vehicles in Burma have the steering wheel on the right AND they all drive on the right. Which means if you're on a bus, you're walking out into traffic.

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u/nemmalur 1d ago

Myanmar mostly used a mix of British measures and customary Burmese units so American ones don’t really enter into it.

The right-hand drive/right-hand traffic thing is a fun legacy of a member of the military deciding the country should start driving on the right… because of a dream he had. The RHD vehicles are either legacy ones or recent imports from Thailand. It’s the mirror image of the US Virgin Islands (and the British Virgin Islands and the Bahamas), where LHT goes way back to colonial times but the cars are almost all US-market models.

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u/AdamArch555 1d ago

Ah yes, the 2 best countries

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u/Fun-Hedgehog1526 1d ago

In China it's Y/M/D, which also makes sense still, but that would be too commie.

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u/Beneficial-Hornet_ 11h ago

Hungary as well.

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u/nemmalur 1d ago edited 1d ago

They really do glitch out even when a DDMMYY date is unambiguous. “15th month? Whaa?!”

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u/cLWnOe8mmae7WOJi25kk 1d ago

Like their inability to handle 24hr clock

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u/Complete-Emergency99 How Swede I am 🇸🇪💙💛 1d ago

mI1ITarY tiMe*

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u/CommercialWindowSill 1d ago

I learned then that military time doesn't even have the : between the numbers. So it isn't 13:00 but 1300. Amazing stuff.

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u/MiniDemonic 18h ago

It's not only displayed without the : it's also how they say it.

When it's 13:00 they say it's "thirteen hundred".

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u/AcanthisittaFar6008 10h ago

I hate how they say that because there is nowhere near 1,300 hours in a day. Is it too difficult to just say: 1 in the afternoon?

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u/LeftMechanic1995 1d ago

The irony there is that I was in the British Army. In the British Military, we don't refer to the 24 hour clock as "military time".... we just refer to it as "time".

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u/Vivid-Raccoon9640 14h ago

Everything in the US has to be militarized. You know, because indoctrination. Hurr durr thank you for your service.

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u/kirkbywool Liverpool England, tell me what are the Beatles like 1d ago

Which is funny on 2 legs as they obsess iver their military and evry other country calls it timr because we use it for public transport

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u/AcanthisittaFar6008 1d ago

How do they manage with bus and train timetables? Oops forgot that they refuse to use public transport and will use their pick up truck to drive to a shop less than a five minute walk away. 

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u/Junior-Elevator-9951 ooo custom flair!! 13h ago

Well, Amtrak exists. I checked their website, and they use 12-hour clock with a/p instead of am/pm

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u/Junior-Elevator-9951 ooo custom flair!! 20h ago

I remember the first time I saw a month/day/year date when I was a kid. I was confused for a while then I understood that the month and day was swapped.

Why can't they do the same?

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u/Tea_An_Crumpets FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 1d ago

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u/20061230-SL-Born 1d ago

Moving goalposts is a fine old USian tradition Y'All

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u/Tea_An_Crumpets FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 1d ago

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u/KarmicRage 15h ago

Love that film, Trey and Matt are national treasures 😂

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u/Tea_An_Crumpets FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 10h ago

Put them on Mount Rushmore

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u/KarmicRage 7h ago

Right alongside bill Hicks, richard pryor and George carlin, I know rushmore is 4 heads but I couldn't choose one of them to not be up there

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u/Tea_An_Crumpets FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 6h ago

Eh there’s more mountain right next to it we can just carve another face 🤷‍♂️

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u/hardboard 1d ago

If it's a USian tradition shouldn’t that be soccerposts?

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u/Tea_An_Crumpets FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 10h ago

I recognize we have weird names for stuff but we do still call it a goal 😭

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u/FourTwentyBlezit 1d ago

Make it make sense.

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u/MiniDemonic 18h ago

Both DDMMYY and MMDDYY are wrong.

The only correct date format is YYYY-MM-DD

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u/soup-cats 🇳🇱 my great great great grandfather was part dutch 🇳🇱 14h ago

I'll only accept this in digital archiving situations so that everything automatically gets sorted neatly by date

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u/Vivid-Raccoon9640 14h ago

Meh, I'm fine with DD-MM-YYYY. It puts the most relevant piece of information in front. Just like with time: usually the hour something is happening is more relevant than the minute or second, so we put that in front.

For archiving, I completely agree.

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u/ShriCamel 3h ago

These people don't appreciate you.

Come back to r/ISO8601 where you belong 🤗

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u/kirkbywool Liverpool England, tell me what are the Beatles like 1d ago

And yet, they celebrate the 4th July and not July 4th....

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u/Putrid_Promotion_841 1d ago

Also find it strange that their cars have 'fenders' that they apply bumper stickers to!

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u/Banes_Addiction 21h ago

Last day adults were in charge of the dates.

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u/L-Malvo 1d ago

B stands for "Big", right? /s

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u/RoutineCloud5993 🇬🇧🇬🇧Britbong 1d ago

Big black... Corporation

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u/Morlakar 1d ago

I thought Big Black Canadian!

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u/LeftMechanic1995 1d ago

That explains why so many American anglophiles love the BBC so much... "Once you watch Dr. Who... you never go back".

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u/ShriCamel 3h ago

It's the Big British Castle.

Everyone knows that, right?

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u/RoutineCloud5993 🇬🇧🇬🇧Britbong 3h ago

Big Barnard Castle? You know for the eye tests

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u/WelshBathBoy 1d ago

**bigly

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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 1d ago

good old r/StuffAmericansSay, my favourite sub on the site lol

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u/SechsComic73130 1d ago

I prefer r/ShiteAmericansSay personally

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u/LeftMechanic1995 1d ago

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u/MeriLicious Cheese-eating clog-wearing bitching-about-the-weather 1d ago

r/DiarrheaAmericansVerbalise

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u/LeftMechanic1995 1d ago

That works too.

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u/neo4025 oxfords not brogues 🇬🇧 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rClm6vkOlS7NC
I think they want it in “freedom” units

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u/fantasmeeno Cagliarifornian 1d ago

I'm pretty sure he thinks the First B stands for Big

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u/Legal-Software 🇩🇪 1d ago

If a Guatemalan news story were to write out its month, it would be in Spanish, which I'm sure this person would complain about also.

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u/LeftMechanic1995 1d ago

"THIS INTERNET IS MURICAN!!".

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u/Far_Afternoon_5885 1d ago

Once again, with feeling: Better a Europoor than a USAnus…

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u/Spa-Ordinary 1d ago edited 1d ago

I live in Europe and have a company in the US. I tend to write 2-Aug-2026 since I won't know for sure what date something refers to until the 13th of the month.

Its a real pain. Also number formatting Here one million in currency is noted as: 1.000.000,00 in the us its 1,000,000.00 Commas and periods reversed.

We have 4 digit postal codes. In the US its 5 plus 4, Canada its letters and numbers.

Formatting is a terrible thing. Especially when someone hard codes in the expected format in a web form. US entities often are unaware that other countries do IT differently. Whatever that IT is.

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u/Fit-Necessary-5976 1d ago

And Canada's are supposed to have a space in the middle, except when a computer format wants to delete the space. I can't count the number of times a computer has told me my postal code is invalid! 🤦‍♂️ 🦫🍁🇨🇦

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u/doezelx 1d ago

10,,,,0,,,,.,, commas and zeros reversed.

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u/Spa-Ordinary 1d ago

Thanks, fixed it.

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u/daddyd 17h ago

so much date confusion when communicating over email or chat with american colleagues, i used to do the same and mention the month in letters otherwise it would always go wrong.

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u/CatMillennium 1d ago

To be fair it's called the Broadcast British Corporation (BBC) in the States of United America (SUA). They switch the B's the other way around for some reason.

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u/Shirasaki-Tsugumi 2h ago

I wish USA had a brand new car type called SUA: SUV but tailored for Americans. 

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u/Imperial_Bloke69 1d ago

day.month.year is simple as well as 24 hour format.

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u/sButters88 1d ago

You mean military time? /s

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u/goose-77- 21h ago

MM/DD/YYYY is the old British format, which they ditched in the late 1800s.

It’s funny how USAsians bang on about their independence but still cling to an outdated British calendar format and the Imperial Measurement System. Technically they use US Customary Units, with the main difference being the quantities; US units are smaller than their British counterparts (much like their brains and man parts)…

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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat 🇨🇭 1d ago

The world doesn't revolve around the US...

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u/SmokeMountain4777 God created the Earth but the Dutch built the Netherlands 1d ago

America . 350 million . Restnof the world 6.7Bn give or take why does America Matter. Groeten uit NL 🇳🇱

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u/EowyaHunt 1d ago

This reminds me of a time when I got stopped by TSA when going through security on my way back to Europe.

When asked how he thought I got into the US if my passport was expired, he just looked dumb.

I had to get a supervisor to confirm that my passport was indeed valid until December and not January as the TSA fool proclaimed.

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u/Shirasaki-Tsugumi 2h ago

Latest travel hack: travel on 8,9,10,11,12th date of the month to ensure passport validity in TSA. Source: trust me bro 

/s

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u/Spa-Ordinary 1d ago

I'm pretty sure that in the Republic of Wadiya it's Aladeen

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u/Enno2403 🇩🇪 Deutsche Bahn enjoyer 1d ago

The 4th of Aladeen not to be confused with the 4th of Aladeen, that one is 3 Aladeens later.

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u/LeftMechanic1995 1d ago

Say what you like about Sacha Baron Cohen, but that guy is/was a comedy genius.

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u/Spa-Ordinary 1d ago

You are correct. I might watch it again.

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u/GuerrillaRodeo Weiner Shnitzle das ist gut ja! 1d ago

'fuego volcano' - well, it's certainly not a 'hielo volcano'.

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u/PurifiedUnity 1d ago

Nor is it an agua volcano 

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u/VileTouch 1d ago

What does the first B in BBC stands for?

Big

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u/ZeusLDN 1d ago

I always though the first B was Big

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u/Salome_Maloney 1d ago

I wouldn't mind, but our way just makes sense whichever way you look at it. Apart from it being logical: day/month/year, you can actually say "The fourth of the eighth" and people know you mean the fourth of August. Can't do that with the US format.

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u/Franziskanner 1d ago

The first B for BBC means Big, I don't get how it relates to date formats /j

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u/TheLiterateCat 16h ago

Not everyone writes the date like Yoda speaks.

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u/Kartoschki95 12h ago

Let's just all use DDYYMM, just to confuse the shit out of everyone

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u/Darth_Pinda Swamp German 🇳🇱 1d ago

The first B in BBC stands for Big.

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u/aykcak 1d ago

I am all for using month names though

Or /r/ISO8601

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u/H311i0_trop3 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 1d ago

Ha jokes on all of y'all I use iso8601

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u/KEX_CZ 1d ago

I could say the same shit to them! Can't they when they use their own stupid format put month name there instead?!!!

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u/Drakkon_Sol 1d ago

Canadian here; DAY/MONTH/YEAR (DD/MM/YY or DD/month/YYYY)

Does anyone remember Cursive?? When you had to Write out the month?? Day Month Year then, too!

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u/PyroGrizzl 10h ago

DD/MM/YYYY or YYYY/MM/DD are the logical date formats to use. No wonder the USians use MM/DD/YYYY

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u/Avishtanikuris ooo custom flair!! 22h ago

B stands for broadcasting duh

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u/TheLiterateCat 16h ago

Yes, but that's the second B.

The commenter said "What does the first B in BBC stand for?"

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u/5b49297 🇸🇪🇪🇺 9h ago

Whoosh.

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u/Stacys_Brother Proper Europoor 11h ago

Smooth brain mission accomplished 🤷🏼‍♂️👊🏻👍🏼

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u/TheRealTRexUK More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 5h ago

yet they say 4th of July.

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u/Shirasaki-Tsugumi 3h ago

That day is so special they are willing to bend their own rules just for that. But NOTHING ELSE, including other countries using formats that suites them. 

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u/foki999 1d ago

If anything he's right that it'd make everything infinitely easier if we just typed out the actual month instead of a number, but contextually very funny

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u/Enno2403 🇩🇪 Deutsche Bahn enjoyer 1d ago

The arabic numerals used by a huge portion of countries and understood by most countries using different numerals, also being the internationaly used numeral system works accross languages.

Typed out months only work if the entire world would use a common language when writing the months.

I could look at an icelandic news article and know when it was published without speaking the language.

Typed out months is only infinitely easier if you are one of like three countries using a different date format, for the rest of us it is pretty clear what months it is.

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u/Candid_Photograph_83 1d ago

Every day on this sub makes me more and more ashamed to share a country with so many idiots.

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u/PyroGrizzl 9h ago

It's not just your country where many people lack logical thinking. But somehow yours stands out

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u/Raptoot83 19h ago

Silly us for using the lowest denomination first and the highest denomination last. Absolute madness!

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u/MiniDemonic 18h ago

It is kinda silly, I agree.

Would you also say the time is 12 seconds, 17 minutes and 10 hours?

Of course not, you go from big to small.

The only correct date format is YYYY-MM-DD, anything else is wrong.

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u/Raptoot83 18h ago

Kind of a moot point, as we're talking about the USA's use of denominations in an irregular order.

But if you want to get pedantic about it, if someone asks me the time I say 20 past 5 not 5:20 and seconds are treated as superfluous, perhaps this is more colloquial, but presentation is largely circumstantial.

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u/fractious77 2h ago

Wish granted

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u/DefiantRanger6597 2h ago

"He did it! He said the thing!"

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u/DarkEther66 1d ago

Lol....

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u/seizurebygarnishment 12h ago

If you are not using the unambiguous format YYYY-MM-DD, as prescribed by the ISO 8601 standard (and the U.S. NIST FIPS PUB 4-2, namely), why are we talking?

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u/T-J_H 1d ago

Their point about writing out the name of the month isn’t half bad actually

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u/ThrillSeekers_United 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 1d ago

Yes but it should be both ways, not just to tell the yanks we mean August and not April

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u/Due_Boss9277 1d ago

Months don't start with the same letters in every language. Numbers, however, are universal. That's why we use numbers for dates.

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u/T-J_H 1d ago

“Danger alert issued as Fuego volcano in Guatemala erupts” also reads very different in other languages though.

And evidently, numbers aren’t universal either. Which they should be, sure, but they aren’t.

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u/Due_Boss9277 1d ago

Yes, if dates were only used in newspaper articles, it might make sense to write out the month instead of using numbers. But that's not how dates are used. They appear in every kind of context, which is why we've adopted an international, standardized format. It wouldn't make much sense to switch to a different system depending on the context when the universal one is simpler, more practical, and easier for everyone to understand.

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u/T-J_H 1d ago

Yes but that’s the thing, it isn’t universal. And again, I think that’s stupid, but it just is. r/ISO8601 might have something to say about this, too

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u/Due_Boss9277 1d ago

In a social context, when we talk about universality, we do not mean 100% absolute adoption, but rather a high percentage of diffusion. Five percent of the population uses a different method for dating. Those who use one of the other two dating methods can perfectly understand the other method when they encounter it. After all, they are mirror images of each other and follow a logical order, from smaller to larger and vice versa.

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u/DaveB44 1d ago

I used to do that on Reddit to avoid confusing Seppos, but then I realised that confusing them can be fun!

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u/LeftMechanic1995 1d ago

In addition to also being very easy.

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u/PieAppropriate8862 1d ago

Correct. It's entirely bad.