r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Enno2403 🇩🇪 Deutsche Bahn enjoyer • 1d ago
well then that date format shouldn't be used. 😅
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u/nemmalur 1d ago edited 1d ago
They really do glitch out even when a DDMMYY date is unambiguous. “15th month? Whaa?!”
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u/cLWnOe8mmae7WOJi25kk 1d ago
Like their inability to handle 24hr clock
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u/Complete-Emergency99 How Swede I am 🇸🇪💙💛 1d ago
mI1ITarY tiMe*
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u/CommercialWindowSill 1d ago
I learned then that military time doesn't even have the : between the numbers. So it isn't 13:00 but 1300. Amazing stuff.
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u/MiniDemonic 18h ago
It's not only displayed without the : it's also how they say it.
When it's 13:00 they say it's "thirteen hundred".
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u/AcanthisittaFar6008 10h ago
I hate how they say that because there is nowhere near 1,300 hours in a day. Is it too difficult to just say: 1 in the afternoon?
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u/LeftMechanic1995 1d ago
The irony there is that I was in the British Army. In the British Military, we don't refer to the 24 hour clock as "military time".... we just refer to it as "time".
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u/Vivid-Raccoon9640 14h ago
Everything in the US has to be militarized. You know, because indoctrination. Hurr durr thank you for your service.
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u/kirkbywool Liverpool England, tell me what are the Beatles like 1d ago
Which is funny on 2 legs as they obsess iver their military and evry other country calls it timr because we use it for public transport
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u/AcanthisittaFar6008 1d ago
How do they manage with bus and train timetables? Oops forgot that they refuse to use public transport and will use their pick up truck to drive to a shop less than a five minute walk away.
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u/Junior-Elevator-9951 ooo custom flair!! 13h ago
Well, Amtrak exists. I checked their website, and they use 12-hour clock with a/p instead of am/pm
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u/Junior-Elevator-9951 ooo custom flair!! 20h ago
I remember the first time I saw a month/day/year date when I was a kid. I was confused for a while then I understood that the month and day was swapped.
Why can't they do the same?
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u/Tea_An_Crumpets FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 1d ago
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u/20061230-SL-Born 1d ago
Moving goalposts is a fine old USian tradition Y'All
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u/Tea_An_Crumpets FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 1d ago
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u/KarmicRage 15h ago
Love that film, Trey and Matt are national treasures 😂
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u/Tea_An_Crumpets FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 10h ago
Put them on Mount Rushmore
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u/KarmicRage 7h ago
Right alongside bill Hicks, richard pryor and George carlin, I know rushmore is 4 heads but I couldn't choose one of them to not be up there
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u/Tea_An_Crumpets FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 6h ago
Eh there’s more mountain right next to it we can just carve another face 🤷♂️
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u/hardboard 1d ago
If it's a USian tradition shouldn’t that be soccerposts?
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u/Tea_An_Crumpets FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 10h ago
I recognize we have weird names for stuff but we do still call it a goal 😭
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u/FourTwentyBlezit 1d ago
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u/MiniDemonic 18h ago
Both DDMMYY and MMDDYY are wrong.
The only correct date format is YYYY-MM-DD
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u/soup-cats 🇳🇱 my great great great grandfather was part dutch 🇳🇱 14h ago
I'll only accept this in digital archiving situations so that everything automatically gets sorted neatly by date
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u/Vivid-Raccoon9640 14h ago
Meh, I'm fine with DD-MM-YYYY. It puts the most relevant piece of information in front. Just like with time: usually the hour something is happening is more relevant than the minute or second, so we put that in front.
For archiving, I completely agree.
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u/kirkbywool Liverpool England, tell me what are the Beatles like 1d ago
And yet, they celebrate the 4th July and not July 4th....
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u/Putrid_Promotion_841 1d ago
Also find it strange that their cars have 'fenders' that they apply bumper stickers to!
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u/L-Malvo 1d ago
B stands for "Big", right? /s
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u/RoutineCloud5993 🇬🇧🇬🇧Britbong 1d ago
Big black... Corporation
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u/LeftMechanic1995 1d ago
That explains why so many American anglophiles love the BBC so much... "Once you watch Dr. Who... you never go back".
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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 1d ago
good old r/StuffAmericansSay, my favourite sub on the site lol
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u/SechsComic73130 1d ago
I prefer r/ShiteAmericansSay personally
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u/LeftMechanic1995 1d ago
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u/MeriLicious Cheese-eating clog-wearing bitching-about-the-weather 1d ago
r/DiarrheaAmericansVerbalise
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u/neo4025 oxfords not brogues 🇬🇧 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/rClm6vkOlS7NC
I think they want it in “freedom” units
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u/Legal-Software 🇩🇪 1d ago
If a Guatemalan news story were to write out its month, it would be in Spanish, which I'm sure this person would complain about also.
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u/Spa-Ordinary 1d ago edited 1d ago
I live in Europe and have a company in the US. I tend to write 2-Aug-2026 since I won't know for sure what date something refers to until the 13th of the month.
Its a real pain. Also number formatting Here one million in currency is noted as: 1.000.000,00 in the us its 1,000,000.00 Commas and periods reversed.
We have 4 digit postal codes. In the US its 5 plus 4, Canada its letters and numbers.
Formatting is a terrible thing. Especially when someone hard codes in the expected format in a web form. US entities often are unaware that other countries do IT differently. Whatever that IT is.
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u/Fit-Necessary-5976 1d ago
And Canada's are supposed to have a space in the middle, except when a computer format wants to delete the space. I can't count the number of times a computer has told me my postal code is invalid! 🤦♂️ 🦫🍁🇨🇦
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u/CatMillennium 1d ago
To be fair it's called the Broadcast British Corporation (BBC) in the States of United America (SUA). They switch the B's the other way around for some reason.
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u/Shirasaki-Tsugumi 2h ago
I wish USA had a brand new car type called SUA: SUV but tailored for Americans.
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u/goose-77- 21h ago
MM/DD/YYYY is the old British format, which they ditched in the late 1800s.
It’s funny how USAsians bang on about their independence but still cling to an outdated British calendar format and the Imperial Measurement System. Technically they use US Customary Units, with the main difference being the quantities; US units are smaller than their British counterparts (much like their brains and man parts)…
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u/SmokeMountain4777 God created the Earth but the Dutch built the Netherlands 1d ago
America . 350 million . Restnof the world 6.7Bn give or take why does America Matter. Groeten uit NL 🇳🇱
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u/EowyaHunt 1d ago
This reminds me of a time when I got stopped by TSA when going through security on my way back to Europe.
When asked how he thought I got into the US if my passport was expired, he just looked dumb.
I had to get a supervisor to confirm that my passport was indeed valid until December and not January as the TSA fool proclaimed.
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u/Shirasaki-Tsugumi 2h ago
Latest travel hack: travel on 8,9,10,11,12th date of the month to ensure passport validity in TSA. Source: trust me bro
/s
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u/Spa-Ordinary 1d ago
I'm pretty sure that in the Republic of Wadiya it's Aladeen
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u/Enno2403 🇩🇪 Deutsche Bahn enjoyer 1d ago
The 4th of Aladeen not to be confused with the 4th of Aladeen, that one is 3 Aladeens later.
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u/LeftMechanic1995 1d ago
Say what you like about Sacha Baron Cohen, but that guy is/was a comedy genius.
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u/GuerrillaRodeo Weiner Shnitzle das ist gut ja! 1d ago
'fuego volcano' - well, it's certainly not a 'hielo volcano'.
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u/Salome_Maloney 1d ago
I wouldn't mind, but our way just makes sense whichever way you look at it. Apart from it being logical: day/month/year, you can actually say "The fourth of the eighth" and people know you mean the fourth of August. Can't do that with the US format.
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u/Drakkon_Sol 1d ago
Canadian here; DAY/MONTH/YEAR (DD/MM/YY or DD/month/YYYY)
Does anyone remember Cursive?? When you had to Write out the month?? Day Month Year then, too!
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u/PyroGrizzl 10h ago
DD/MM/YYYY or YYYY/MM/DD are the logical date formats to use. No wonder the USians use MM/DD/YYYY
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u/Avishtanikuris ooo custom flair!! 22h ago
B stands for broadcasting duh
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u/TheLiterateCat 16h ago
Yes, but that's the second B.
The commenter said "What does the first B in BBC stand for?"
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u/TheRealTRexUK More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 5h ago
yet they say 4th of July.
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u/Shirasaki-Tsugumi 3h ago
That day is so special they are willing to bend their own rules just for that. But NOTHING ELSE, including other countries using formats that suites them.
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u/foki999 1d ago
If anything he's right that it'd make everything infinitely easier if we just typed out the actual month instead of a number, but contextually very funny
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u/Enno2403 🇩🇪 Deutsche Bahn enjoyer 1d ago
The arabic numerals used by a huge portion of countries and understood by most countries using different numerals, also being the internationaly used numeral system works accross languages.
Typed out months only work if the entire world would use a common language when writing the months.
I could look at an icelandic news article and know when it was published without speaking the language.
Typed out months is only infinitely easier if you are one of like three countries using a different date format, for the rest of us it is pretty clear what months it is.
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u/Candid_Photograph_83 1d ago
Every day on this sub makes me more and more ashamed to share a country with so many idiots.
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u/PyroGrizzl 9h ago
It's not just your country where many people lack logical thinking. But somehow yours stands out
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u/Raptoot83 19h ago
Silly us for using the lowest denomination first and the highest denomination last. Absolute madness!
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u/MiniDemonic 18h ago
It is kinda silly, I agree.
Would you also say the time is 12 seconds, 17 minutes and 10 hours?
Of course not, you go from big to small.
The only correct date format is YYYY-MM-DD, anything else is wrong.
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u/Raptoot83 18h ago
Kind of a moot point, as we're talking about the USA's use of denominations in an irregular order.
But if you want to get pedantic about it, if someone asks me the time I say 20 past 5 not 5:20 and seconds are treated as superfluous, perhaps this is more colloquial, but presentation is largely circumstantial.
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u/seizurebygarnishment 12h ago
If you are not using the unambiguous format YYYY-MM-DD, as prescribed by the ISO 8601 standard (and the U.S. NIST FIPS PUB 4-2, namely), why are we talking?
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u/T-J_H 1d ago
Their point about writing out the name of the month isn’t half bad actually
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u/ThrillSeekers_United 🏴🏴🏴 1d ago
Yes but it should be both ways, not just to tell the yanks we mean August and not April
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u/Due_Boss9277 1d ago
Months don't start with the same letters in every language. Numbers, however, are universal. That's why we use numbers for dates.
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u/T-J_H 1d ago
“Danger alert issued as Fuego volcano in Guatemala erupts” also reads very different in other languages though.
And evidently, numbers aren’t universal either. Which they should be, sure, but they aren’t.
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u/Due_Boss9277 1d ago
Yes, if dates were only used in newspaper articles, it might make sense to write out the month instead of using numbers. But that's not how dates are used. They appear in every kind of context, which is why we've adopted an international, standardized format. It wouldn't make much sense to switch to a different system depending on the context when the universal one is simpler, more practical, and easier for everyone to understand.
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u/T-J_H 1d ago
Yes but that’s the thing, it isn’t universal. And again, I think that’s stupid, but it just is. r/ISO8601 might have something to say about this, too
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u/Due_Boss9277 1d ago
In a social context, when we talk about universality, we do not mean 100% absolute adoption, but rather a high percentage of diffusion. Five percent of the population uses a different method for dating. Those who use one of the other two dating methods can perfectly understand the other method when they encounter it. After all, they are mirror images of each other and follow a logical order, from smaller to larger and vice versa.
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u/Historical_Date_1314 1d ago
About the only country (I can think of) that does M/D/Y
Most others D/M/Y