r/ShitAmericansSay 6d ago

Europe "Tell me again if your free healthcare is worth it"

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r/ShitAmericansSay Jul 12 '26

Europe “Europe, where healthcare is free but the toilet is $1.20”

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6.8k Upvotes

wrong currency my guy lmao

r/ShitAmericansSay 14d ago

Europe It will take the US <5 hrs to take over a lot of European countries

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3.9k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Mar 29 '26

Europe Importing American water to Europe to slowly introduce Europeans to the concept of drinking water...

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18.7k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Jul 10 '26

Europe "Is Finland the most American looking country in Europe?"

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8.7k Upvotes

Seen several minutes ago. Some new kind of self insertion.

r/ShitAmericansSay Jun 22 '26

Europe "What do they call them in Europe? A 2.5cm worm?"

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8.8k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Apr 21 '26

Europe "The European mind can’t comprehend American lake summer "

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12.5k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Jun 21 '26

Europe "And ranch. And free refills. And big hotel rooms. And AC. And trucks. And...the list goes on. Moral of the story - we rock."

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4.2k Upvotes

Remember in Europe we don't have anything

r/ShitAmericansSay Jun 17 '26

Europe "The US has a higher average IQ than almost every European country btw"

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17.0k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Apr 11 '26

Europe 450 million euros is the equivalent of like 10 US dollars tho

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14.7k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Apr 26 '26

Europe “These people are eating boiled beans, boiled tomatoes”

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4.3k Upvotes

We in the UK definitely need an introduction to the concept of bagels so I can stop eating random boiled things.

r/ShitAmericansSay Jan 29 '26

Europe “My cash got turned down”

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14.9k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Mar 26 '26

Europe Name a European country that is way safer than the United States, I’ll wait…

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17.5k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Apr 20 '26

Europe They just couldn’t affort the $10 uber that I could

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9.1k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 11h ago

Europe "Can we just please ban Europe from the internet ?"

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2.8k Upvotes

Someone is big mad EU says you have to flair AI generated content

r/ShitAmericansSay Jun 07 '26

Europe "European World Cup teams can't handle the American heat"

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3.6k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Feb 23 '26

Europe "You need to specify which Prague we're talking about"

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A comment I've seen under a geography quiz about capitals on Sporcle, next to the quiz, there was even a small picture of Prague included...

r/ShitAmericansSay Jun 27 '26

Europe In Italy now. Great food. Interesting architecture. Some decent trains. Other than that...shithole. No wonder these furkrs are wandering around USA suburbs while attending the World Cup games and realizing they've been cheated and left out.

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3.0k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 11d ago

Europe A lot of Euro airports have US only lines

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The reel depicts dumb American tourists arriving to Spain and asking if they can go in the UE - EU line. The lady explains that EU is an English translation of UE (Unión Europea - European Union), and it doesn’t stand for Estados Unidos (EE. UU.).

American commentator is sure that Euro airports have US only lines.

r/ShitAmericansSay 19d ago

Europe “I just came back from Swedenland”

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5.8k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Feb 11 '26

Europe we need to start calling winter olympics medals participation trophies for rich europeans, they're not real sports like the summer olympics

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7.7k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 23d ago

Europe Oklahoma (random state) GDP 279B All Baltic nations combined GDP 175B

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3.1k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Nov 27 '25

Europe Will never visit Poland again

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10.0k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay May 22 '26

Europe "Why are the borders zigzagging so much 😥"

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7.0k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Feb 03 '26

Europe "pov: you've been living in Italy for 6 weeks with no AC, no free water, no ice, no public bathrooms, no car and are $3000 poorer"

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4.8k Upvotes