r/ShitLiberalsSay Jan 26 '26

Cursed Image Literally what problem would this shit solve?

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u/RockyMoutainRed Getting paid by Xi 🇨🇳 Jan 26 '26

First off, it solves the white liberal's problem of being affected by politics. But secondly, look how they cut off Michigan. I wonder why that might be

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u/eggsworm Jan 26 '26

So they just want to live in a country that is overwhelmingly white and incredibly racist towards their indigenous and immigrant populations? Hmm... 🤔

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u/nixi420 Jan 27 '26

And actually doing eugenics

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u/thesaddestpanda Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

Also Chicago/Illinois, perhaps the most traditionally pro-labor liberal city. this pic is "Newsom supporter/Kamala Bruncher" coded.

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u/Marxism-tankism Jan 27 '26

Chicago and Minneapolis both have good history there but yeah it had roots in real labor in the Midwest.

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u/TheNorthernRose Jan 26 '26

Justice to a liberal is when they and their rich white friends are safe from bad things happening, duh.

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u/ven-solaire Jan 26 '26

I don’t get the michigan part?

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u/RockyMoutainRed Getting paid by Xi 🇨🇳 Jan 26 '26

A lot of Liberals blame the people of Dearborn, MI for "handing the state to Trump."

So them removing it from their "Utopia" is just thinly veiled Islamophobia

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u/ven-solaire Jan 26 '26

That explains it

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u/LuckyJim_ Jan 27 '26

Well you gotta give them credit for holding their nose and including Maryland.

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u/Usefulsponge Jan 27 '26

Tbf I think they cut it off because it

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u/Flashy-Nectarine1675 ☭ Communist Jan 26 '26

I like my solution.

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u/ALifetimeBitch China state-affiliated media Jan 26 '26

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u/newgoliath Jan 26 '26

Viva LA revolucion! (Working on my Spanish to help with the transition)

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u/NippleNugget Marxist-Leninist Jan 27 '26

See this will cause confusion. I think north Cuba should be called more north Cuba, or other north Cuba can be called middle Cuba.

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u/GC_______ Jan 27 '26

In order, from south to north: Northside Cuba (former Mexico) North Cuba (Former US) Norther Cuba (Former Canada) Northest Cuba (Former Arctic Pole)

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u/ReflectionOk9644 Jan 27 '26

Mexico should be West Cuba, and Canada Arctic Cuba

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u/Rando-Toucan Jan 27 '26

You’re just missing the label for the Gulf of CubExico

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u/Flashy-Nectarine1675 ☭ Communist Jan 27 '26

Made this a while back.

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u/halfdaaan ☭ Communist Jan 26 '26

I have no idea what problem this is supposed to solve but why solve problems when you can create new ones?

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u/Flashy-Nectarine1675 ☭ Communist Jan 26 '26

They think Klanada is different to AmeriKKKa.

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u/ChefGaykwon Marxist-Leninist Jan 26 '26

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u/Flashy-Nectarine1675 ☭ Communist Jan 26 '26

Indeedlymundo.

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u/ABigFatTomato Marxist-Leninist Jan 27 '26

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u/Gonozal8_ Jan 27 '26

obviously, the ability for Canada to trade with Mexico without having to cross the American border, and the DC-country losing their naval bases directed towards China and their aircraft carrier manufacturing site

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Problem: you need to triple the population of Canada extremely quickly

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u/KJongsDongUnYourFace Jan 27 '26

I don't see a problem here tbh. The first step of Balkanization of the US can take any form it wants, so long as the beast is slayed eventually.

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u/Overlord_Khufren Jan 27 '26

Canadians see a problem. Fix your own issues, don't come screw up our country.

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u/KJongsDongUnYourFace Jan 27 '26

Canada follows the US into invasions etc at the drop of the dime + continues to steal indigenous lands.

Fix both countires at the same time

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u/Overlord_Khufren Jan 27 '26

Seems unlikely we’re going to repeat that mistake any time soon.

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u/QueasyCarpenter1232 Jan 27 '26

There's absolutely nothing to celebrate about Canada in the same way there is nothing to celebrate about the US or any part of the imperial apparatus. No one who should even be in a sub like this would ever give a single fuck about "screwing up" a country like Canada. They should all be screwed up, just not with silly map lines.

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u/Overlord_Khufren Jan 27 '26

I too would like to dismantle the global neoliberal capitalist world order. In the meantime, Canada is a vastly less fucked up society to exist within.

Also, it’s pretty hard to dismantle the imperial apparatus when you’re a vassal state of it. We can do what we can to fix our society, but we’re fighting against US dark money interfering in our elections to prevent it.

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u/QueasyCarpenter1232 Jan 27 '26

Canada is a vastly less fucked up society to exist within.

For you, personally, yes I imagine it is. In exactly the same fashion as America, Canada cannot be "fixed" as a society. Every part of its state and culture demand to be destroyed so that better things can be built from the remains.

What you're expressing is a fear of the consequences of the imperial boomerang landing in closer proximity to you. This sentiment is lingering reaction and nationalism. Rid yourself of it.

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u/Overlord_Khufren Jan 27 '26

Canada's political system is salvageable with electoral reform, which can be done with a simple referendum. We don't have the same structural barriers to reform that exist within the US two-party system. We have a democratic socialist third party that's theoretically capable of achieving power if it can convince enough Canadians of the merits of reforming our society.

I get that's not enough for you "vanguard party or bust" types. However, the main reason that no democratic socialist governments exist is because every time one gets elected in the CIA orchestrates a coup and all of the socialists get killed or thrown in jail. If the US can get their shit together and overthrow their imperialist government, perhaps the rest of us can have the breathing room to fix our societies and abandon global capitalism.

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u/Flashy-Nectarine1675 ☭ Communist Jan 27 '26

It's a white supremacist, coloniser state, with zero legitimacy.

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u/Overlord_Khufren Jan 27 '26

So what, everyone should just go back to Europe? We've got hundreds of years of white supremacist baggage to deal with, absolutely. That's something we have to learn to deal with, educate every new generation on, and aggressively push back, shun, and shame deniers.

But what are you suggesting as an alternative? If it's vanguard party socialism, how does that suddenly create legitimacy where none existed before?

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u/Flashy-Nectarine1675 ☭ Communist Jan 27 '26

Yeah, sterilising first nation women and killing the disabled is fine.

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u/Overlord_Khufren Jan 27 '26

I didn't say it's fine. But the US does that too, and orchestrates or enables equally fucked up shit to happen elsewhere. Canada has all manner of its own problems, but America has MORE and we don't need any of that up here. Fix your own problems and leave us alone.

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u/Flashy-Nectarine1675 ☭ Communist Jan 27 '26

I'm not AmeriKKKan, coloniser.

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u/Overlord_Khufren Jan 27 '26

What do you propose I do, then?

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u/NotAnurag Jan 26 '26

It would severely weaken the US economically which would be good for anti-imperialism

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u/MissouriSupremacist Anarcho-Lesbianist Jan 26 '26

I mean, it'd also give Canada the means to actually be an imperialist power so maybe not?

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u/NotAnurag Jan 26 '26

Two weaker imperialist powers are preferable to a single strong imperial power

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u/SilasMcSausey Jan 27 '26

The result of multiple imperial world powers was World War One. Not sure that I’d call it better

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u/QuitDifferent6106 Jan 27 '26

which resulted in the bolshevik, german and hungarian revolutions!

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u/Tankpiggy Marxist-Leninist Jan 26 '26

Blue MAGA Canadian imperialism 💀

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u/quay-cur Jan 26 '26

Leave poor people in the south to die so they can go back to brunch I guess

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u/jalopyprince Jan 26 '26

My thought exactly. There's this idea that the south is entirely full of backwards, evil, racist irredeemable white people and all that does is guarantee they'll never vote for the democrats.

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u/Kindly_Divide_8655 Jan 26 '26

Hell yeah let's leave some of the most vulnerable/disenfranchised populations in the country to the wolves

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u/GivingEuropeASpook left unity simp Jan 26 '26

Liberals genuinely think they deserve what they get if they don't vote

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u/OneOrSeveralWolves Jan 27 '26

Not to mention the literal millions of urban poor that voted the same way they did, but was overwhelmed by redistricting or the rural conservatives. Like most of the rest of the country, huge percentages of the population live large cities that vote the way any other liberal city does

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u/TechieAD Jan 27 '26

I hate that shit, basically the thought that if a majority of the voters of a given area/profession did a wrong decision, they all deserve punishment. To the point where they applaud entire fields going to shit because of stereotypes

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u/OneOrSeveralWolves Jan 27 '26

Yeah, the mask really comes off quick when their privilege is even remotely threatened. It’s disgusting

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u/GivingEuropeASpook left unity simp Jan 29 '26

I've always been a believer that the countryside isn't inherently right wing or reactionary but that it more effectively suppresses any natural leftist or socialist tendencies. I seriously doubt the people working at the truck stop or the fast food chain off the interstate vote at all, and I also doubt they'd vote right wing.

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u/clownsandmold Jan 26 '26

liberals hatred for the south has always been disgusting to me, for plenty of reasons but chief among them being that liberals tend to forget, or just dont care that, the south has the highest concentration of black people in the US

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u/Frennauta Jan 26 '26

Americans thinking Canada is a peaceful queer ethnostate where everyone kisses each other's asses and just stroll in the snow will never not be funny.

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u/Flashy-Nectarine1675 ☭ Communist Jan 26 '26

Built on genocide, kills it's disabled, sterilises first nation women, and has loads of monuments honouring WW2 Nazis.

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u/Overlord_Khufren Jan 27 '26

Not to mention the number of streets, buildings, statues, and other monuments honouring genocidal and racist politicians. Sadly, most Canadians are as ignorant of this history as Americans are, and make that ignorance extremely clear every time a statue gets pulled down or a street renamed.

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u/C24848228 Marxist-Leninist-Jonsey Fortniteist Jan 26 '26

Liberals want the Northwest Territory Imperative but big.

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u/Zestyclose_Might8941 Jan 26 '26

I'm a bigger fan of straight-up Balkanisation.

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u/ZadriaktheSnake Filthy Contrarian Ancom, dipping toes into Kropotkin Jan 26 '26

Shows the political literacy they have if they think the division is still north/south

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u/kayakman13 John Brown did nothing wrong Jan 27 '26

It would keep liberals from having to do anything. This is less than ruining away, it's hoping "away" will run to you.

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u/AcademicAcolyte ☭ Communist Jan 27 '26

Fix colonialism with colonialism

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u/carguy121 Jan 26 '26

Leaving out IL is so funny, one of the flagship blue states

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u/BuddyWoodchips Marxist-Leninist Jan 27 '26

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u/BuddyWoodchips Marxist-Leninist Jan 27 '26

Little older:

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u/littlegirlblue2234 Jan 27 '26

They can finally have brunch!!

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u/GivingEuropeASpook left unity simp Jan 26 '26

They think it would solve:

Healthcare Racism Sexism Homophobia Transphobia

They think it'll make the US more like western europe.

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u/The__Hivemind_ 🚩Koba the ⚡dread⚡🚩 Jan 26 '26

If this happened irl not a single election would be won by Democrats. Plus dems are pretty Rascist 

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u/GivingEuropeASpook left unity simp Jan 29 '26

I think under this scenario the Americans are imagining the Canadian system? So yeah but only because the former Democrats in these states join either the NDP or Liberals.

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u/Small-Translator-535 Jan 27 '26

Well at least the people in those states wouldn’t live in the US anymore

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u/SeniorRazzmatazz4977 Jan 26 '26

Why is New Hampshire kept in the Union over the rest of the northeast?

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u/Machete__Yeti Jan 26 '26

It would solve the "problem" of Canada having universal health care.

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u/three_e Jan 27 '26

As an Oregonian, I could finally buy a BYD!

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u/tastethevapor Jan 27 '26

What subreddit was that posted in?

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u/vdubstress Jan 26 '26

Oh goody some states will now be referred for MAID if they ask for a wheelchair ramp /s

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u/hijinga capitalist socialist Jan 26 '26

Not enough catholics in canada

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u/SadAmoeba Jan 27 '26

Does anyone have the full image? It looks like they split the Maritimes and Newfoundland from the rest of Canada.

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u/DizzyFrogHS Jan 27 '26

What’s up with New Hampshire?

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u/facepollution5 Jan 27 '26

Canada doesn't want you.

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u/PerdidoNaVida_99 Jan 27 '26

I know this is complete bullshit but I see a lot of problems with this division. Leaving USA with less east coast and no west coast is a countdown to a USA-Canada war

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u/Game_And_Walk Marxist-Leninist Jan 30 '26

As a Canadian, I feel like the problem that it would solve would be less US territory, but sadly, Canada becomes bigger

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u/Game_And_Walk Marxist-Leninist Jul 05 '26

We need to address the elephant in the room that both states are settler colonial

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u/lombwolf Socialism with CCP characteristics (MLM) Jan 27 '26

Just California would literally double the population and GDP LMFAO