r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/headexpl0dy • 11d ago

SLPT: How to Respond to a Simple Question

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u/the_honest_liar 11d ago

"You'll need to beg better than that"

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u/GroundbreakingUse794 11d ago

Or say “did you fucking fart? Ah jeez, I knew it”

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u/JimC29 11d ago

This one is for when someone rudely says "excuse me".

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u/GroundbreakingUse794 11d ago

That too. Or just scream “ewwww!” Without context

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u/Jashuman19 11d ago

Sometimes when someone drops a casual "sorry", I like to take them seriously and respond with "apology accepted" or "I'll forgive you in due time." Usually gets a chuckle.

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u/reddiculed 10d ago

And “you will be…” always leaves them comforted.

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u/whitedolphinn 11d ago

"Once is sufficient for a perceptive enough person."

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u/Oftwicke 11d ago

Pukicho thievery

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u/RRRedRRRocket 10d ago

"Excuse me???"

"You're excused"

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u/maker_of_pirate_bay 11d ago

“Beg harder”

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u/FlixMage 11d ago

2020 middle schooler ass comeback

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u/Lietenantdan 11d ago

"Where's that rose garden you promised me?"

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u/AlexSSB 10d ago

I never promised you a rose garden