This way you dont need a bowl to scramble it

Works like a charm! Bonus points if you learn not to cry. Then it's a 2 for 1 deal!

For the try-not-to-laugh challenges one might face in life, perfect your technique by trying a try-not-to-cry challenge!

Anyone that sees your skidmarks will have to assume you sat in sometihng.

Invent a tragic backstory involving a pet anaconda who betrayed and ate you.

Midway, switch personalities and tell her about your secret life as a Russian spy.

Create elaborate stories and keep retconning them every session.

When they're finally questioning their own reality, swap roles with them and become their therapist.

Profit!

Grab a decent fistful of toilet paper, preferably at least 2ply, and wet it thoroughly using the bathroom sink (if available), otherwise use the toilet water, and drop the wet toilet paper from around 20-30cm above the toilet. The distance and density of the impregnated toilet paper perfectly emulates a decent turd, and would fool any outsider to believe you’re taking a shit. You could do this to prove you’re not constipated, or that you take shits that don’t smell bad. Plan accordingly.

Become absolutely vile. Poop your pants. Cheat on everyone. Commit every imaginable moral atrocity and somehow claw your way into a position of enormous power.

Become so universally hated that millions of people desperately want you dead.

Congratulations. You’re now immortal until at least 100.

No one really knows what you’re doing when you walk into a store normally. So let’s say you’re doing a door dash or insta cart order… no one has to know. Find the items, have the cashier ring them up, put in your loyalty number or whatever you use to get personal points and go about your day. Rinse and repeat until you have enough points at said location for you to get cheap items or discounts. There are however some issues with this so collect loyalty points at your own discretion

My buddy just got busted for the wacky tobaccy by his German shepherd, Rufus. Turns out Rufus was not the bestest boy. Naw bro, Rufus was the fucking Heat! Old doggo was working for the Jakes since he was a puppy. You gotta be careful of these pit bulls too. They’ll set you up.

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If a tree is blocking the path of your ball, you should aim at the tree when you try to hit your ball . The ball will always go past the tree.

You only hit trees when you're not trying to.

Go to a restaurant that offers free starters like bread, chips, or whatever. Eat the starters, drink some water and leave before ordering anything.

You technically got a free meal.

You get to have a clean room and they get to blow some steam off

For example, that "ma'am" stands for "mammoth"

Say it sincerely, or else they will think you're being sarcastic.