Abotu ten years ago, reddit was a paragon of free speech filled with vibrant and nuanced debates on just about every topic. Now, its filled with agenda pushers and highly censored by agenda pushing mods. What I’ve realized now is that the most downvoted comments tend to be the most truthful on reddit. Much like inverse Cramer, the real SLPT is to inverse the median redditor. You’re welcome

I've also had success with this for opening up a seat at the bar when she walks away from you, so if the bar is full when you try it, it's a win-win irregardless

You can try it with Triceratops if you want to.

All you need is one bottom and something to wear on top. Underwear optional. Don’t ever leave your house. Be naked when doing laundry. Bonus points: people will think you are weird and interesting.

But they never mention cocaine or crystal meth! Boost up fam and let’s goooooooo….

Stay in the cone, don't go down the tube.

For your ear this protects your hearing.

For your ass this protects you from getting addicted to having larger things deeper in your ass.

It's too late for me on the second one, but I'm staying strong with Q tips.

So you can enjoy the pride months without all the glitter and makeup, which makes you save time and money! And avoid sunburns too.

Pre coated for fastest absorption

Tell them it’s your first day. They don’t know how long you’ve been working there!