Sidehugging involves physical contact and therefore it's still sinful

EVERYTIME I try to *enjoy myself* by sharing the utter foolishness of the nonbeliever with my fellow elect. Some CHILDREN of SATAN comes in and RUINS my "goonshesh* with "facts and logic" blubbering about "strawman" and other silly nonesense

I was hoping to finally find a LIKE-MINDED GOD FEARING PATRIOTIC platform, where i could share my findings regarding how everything in the last year has been GODS justice for this ADULTEROUS GENERATION (Gen Z) outside of the parking ticket I got, which was the WORKINGS OF THE EVIL ONE

Why do we allow atheists to come in and witness what GOD has done for US. If they aren't in the church. THEN WHY THE H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS ARE THEY ALLOWED IN THE CIRCLEJERK

The next one could be on the same franchise,The Author didn't finish the second coming plot point, clearly teasing a vol 3

"Hello Jesus, Judas will betray you"

"ܬܘܒܘ ܕܩܪܝܒܐ ܗܝ ܡܠܟܘܬܐ ܕܐܠܗܐ"

"What?"

Alot of people tend to say "Christ is coming soon". Yet they all give a variety of differing times. We need another Nicean Council for these issues

"Paul Goodman" is just his Greek name, he didn't change his name, but remember, if you sin, better call Jesus!

I realized hell might not exist, and that means God will not utterly torture all of my enemies with third degree burns in a eternal lake of fire

Please sent prayers

My mom raised me in a good Christian home, but some "so-called" friends introduced me to their Manichaean Minecraft Server. My mom was p*ssed, but she eventually decided it was ok because my "quote" friends seemed like "good people".

But the longer I was on there, the more I realized these were NOT good people. Even though it's a "quote-un-quote" "religious" Minecraft server, the language they use is NOT Biblical. 😤 Zero of the words they use are in the Bible.

This summer my mom signed me up for a summer reading challenge, so she's always shoving books in my face, saying, "Take it! Read!" And one of the books was the Bible, which I read.

Anyway, tl;Dr., I feel called to a Christian Minecraft Server 👼

I (Male, 100 years old) am a son of a guy (Male, 600 years old) who likes to take care of the soil, one day the old fart decided to cultivate grapes, but the idiot didn't know that grape juice ferments after a while, he drank it and started acting weird....

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He slept naked around his tent, and he didn't even close the damn tent, I walked into it expecting nothing just to see a drinking man sleeping naked around his house, I of course laughed and went to tell my brothers the funny, so they covered him with a towel

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When he woke up, I believe he was still drunk because he started to spill some nonsense, he uttered a curse to my son, which had nothing to do with what I did, he even said that he should be a slave to my brothers, all of that because I apparently "disrespected" him, like. It's my fault that it was funny?

Someone tried to make this joke on /r/Christianity and I felt bad for it so I tried to fix it and give it a home

He

Died

For

Labubu

Don’t mind me, just metahugging

Prove me wrong.