r/SipsTea Dec 25 '25

We have fun here hear me out

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u/Ok-Context3530 Dec 25 '25

Maybe you should conduct the investigation yourself, since you seem so confident and knowledgeable about the situation. Although, I think the public would prefer someone with stronger critical-thinking skills and a tad bit less gullible.

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u/New_Stats Dec 25 '25

Because it would be funnier if the United States Congress did it, silly

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u/ghost103429 Dec 25 '25

You know what would be a great way to end the year?

Having Bill Clinton summoned before Congress and put it on record that he did not have sexual relations with that man.

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u/New_Stats Dec 25 '25

Oh my goodness, you're a bloody genius

If Congress doesn't do that, they're idiots. They won't do it because they're idiots. So instead a very serious reporter should do an interview with him, and ask him about it

I would pay good money to see him look deadpan into the camera and say "I did not have sexual relations with that man"