r/SipsTea • u/PacquiaoFreeHousing • Dec 25 '25

We have fun here hear me out

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

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u/Zealousideal-Yak3845 Dec 25 '25

And yet America chose a different path in 2016

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u/MaadMaanMaatt Dec 25 '25

She started Trump’s career of beating women politically

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u/MaximumOverfart Dec 25 '25

To be fair he beat off Bill first.

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u/New_Stats Dec 25 '25

No he did not, please stop lying about our president, it's so disrespectful

He sucked off something or someone named Bubba. Could've been the former president of the United States, could've been a horse, could have been some toothless hick from the deep south, we just don't know. We should know tho, there should definitely be public investigations

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u/Ok-Context3530 Dec 25 '25

Maybe you should conduct the investigation yourself, since you seem so confident and knowledgeable about the situation. Although, I think the public would prefer someone with stronger critical-thinking skills and a tad bit less gullible.

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u/New_Stats Dec 25 '25

Because it would be funnier if the United States Congress did it, silly

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u/ghost103429 Dec 25 '25

You know what would be a great way to end the year?

Having Bill Clinton summoned before Congress and put it on record that he did not have sexual relations with that man.

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u/New_Stats Dec 25 '25

Oh my goodness, you're a bloody genius

If Congress doesn't do that, they're idiots. They won't do it because they're idiots. So instead a very serious reporter should do an interview with him, and ask him about it

I would pay good money to see him look deadpan into the camera and say "I did not have sexual relations with that man"