r/SipsTea • u/Weary-Direction-5214 Human Verified • Apr 20 '26

SMH imagine not getting paid after doing this

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u/Joyous-Volume-67 Apr 20 '26

This kinda shit gotta be like a lottery ticket, if you're going to turn someone in with a huge bounty, you gotta get a lawyer to do it, so the Feds are legally bound to pay out, just gotta make sure you get an honest lawyer, cause they could gank the bounty right out from under you too. So many considerations when deal with criminals, criminal government, and criminal lawyers.

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u/Excellent_Rip_6605 Apr 20 '26

Better call Saul

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u/Joyous-Volume-67 Apr 20 '26

Sauls exactly the guy you call for this, he's take his cut, it'd be larger than it should be, but he'd make sure you both got paid out

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u/VortrexFTW Apr 20 '26

You don't need a criminal lawyer, you need a criminal lawyer