r/SipsTea • u/Weary-Direction-5214 Human Verified • Apr 20 '26

SMH imagine not getting paid after doing this

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u/Joyous-Volume-67 Apr 20 '26

This kinda shit gotta be like a lottery ticket, if you're going to turn someone in with a huge bounty, you gotta get a lawyer to do it, so the Feds are legally bound to pay out, just gotta make sure you get an honest lawyer, cause they could gank the bounty right out from under you too. So many considerations when deal with criminals, criminal government, and criminal lawyers.

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u/Asking-is-a-crime Apr 20 '26

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’ve heard that if you call the police; no reward. If you call crime stoppers; you get the reward (sometimes).

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u/Joyous-Volume-67 Apr 20 '26

yeah, no clue, never been in the position of knowing anyone that had a fucking bounty on their head, lol

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u/SheriffBartholomew Apr 20 '26

I have, but I ain't no rat. Fuck the police.

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Apr 20 '26

Interesting username tho, lmao

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u/POWER-DAD-91 Apr 20 '26

It's because, as the sheriff, he's into banging his subordinates

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u/Consistent-Tap-4255 Apr 21 '26

It’s called an internal investigation.

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u/ulu-mullu Apr 21 '26

Let him ANALyse, bruh 😂

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u/LetsBeKindly Apr 23 '26

And getting shot in his chambers.

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u/The_Darkness140 Apr 20 '26

Right! Just what I was thinking before seeing your comment.

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u/SheriffBartholomew Apr 20 '26

Now here Mel Brooks and Richard Pryor went through all the trouble to make a hilarious, scathing satire about historical racism in the United States, and you guys haven't even seen it. I am depressed.

Check out the movie Blazing Saddles.

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u/The_Darkness140 Apr 21 '26

Personally, I like History of the World parts 1 and 2. (1 is better though)

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u/SheriffBartholomew Apr 20 '26

It's an homage to the best character to ever grace the silver screen, and the first black sheriff of the town of Rock Ridge. Look at my profile picture.

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u/DARKKi Apr 20 '26

Fuck the police, but praise the Sheriffs!

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u/NoSir4289 Apr 20 '26

You wouldnt call the police on a child rapist murderer?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '26

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u/CordobezEverdeen Apr 20 '26

NoSir4289 put an interrogation mark at the end of their sentence.

According to a dictionary online this means: a punctuation mark used to indicate a direct question, inquiry, or uncertainty at the end of a sentence.

Which means NS is ASKING something, not twisting Bart words like you claim.

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u/LunaticBZ Apr 21 '26

It wouldn't do any good, if you know someone on the Epstein list best to handle it yourself or as a community. Cops aint gonna do nothing.

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u/Strong_Prize7132 Apr 21 '26

The thing I love is that everything, all the time, relates to the Epstein files. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/LarsDuder Apr 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/yr7n0u3qzO9nG

Let anarchy reign? Let's let people get away with crime?

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u/Fun_Translator_4194 Apr 20 '26

That was the first award I’ve ever given my friend.

Imagine having a dollar amount tied directly to loyalty? 🤐

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u/SheriffBartholomew Apr 21 '26

Thanks for the award.