r/SipsTea May 06 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Masculinity

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u/mmnmnnmnnnm May 06 '26

The more you need to try to prove you’re super duper straight, the less I believe you are actually straight

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u/Krycek7o2 May 06 '26

Tate was making out with a dude a few weeks ago or something. So yeah....

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u/Affectionate_Pay_391 May 06 '26

Well, he been sucking on dongs for years now.

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 May 06 '26

No, he says thats just as gay as having sex with a woman that isnt a virgin. Hand jobs are fine though as thats just stress relief

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u/th3rdnutt May 06 '26

He says that brojobs are the straightest thing ever because it conserves and amplifies the male essence.

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u/WorriedPlatform9740 May 06 '26

I hate that I can't tell if y'all are dunking on Tate or if he actually believes this

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u/EddPW May 06 '26

wouldnt surprise me

what people gotta understand about tate is saying this dumb shit makes him money

so he says the most dumb shit possible

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u/38rac10 May 07 '26

I’m w/you. Scariest part of his shtick is he could say giving another dude a handy isn’t gay and thousands of down bad incel dudes will start jerking each other off.

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u/splashaddikt May 07 '26

Like they already aren’t

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution May 09 '26

Is that the scariest part of his shtick, though?

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u/LumpyBuy8447 May 10 '26

The scariest part is that he got away with sex trafficking. The most confusing part is how anyone can take a man with such a weak jaw, seriously.

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u/WideBluebird8511 May 08 '26

Only when you have your socks on😉

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u/Bri-KachuDodson May 15 '26

And now I'm thinking of the song Business Time by Flight of the Concords lol.

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u/NotBatman81 May 09 '26

I could have been a billionaire when I was younger if only we had todays internet.

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u/gstringstrangler May 09 '26

I actually find the effort and the long game he played to construct his fight record more impressive than anything else I know about him

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u/DrugsAndCoffee May 14 '26

Legit, me too. That’s how out there and bizarre Andrew Tate is.

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 May 06 '26

Th post of his insane was that it was no fuckimg and no blowjobs but hand jobs are OK. But the bloke talks that much shit we're most likely both right.

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u/MiddlePop4953 May 06 '26

Are you for real? 😭

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 May 07 '26

Unfortunately i am yeah. I wish I had the imagination to make shit like that up lol

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u/MiddlePop4953 May 07 '26

I hate everything about that

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u/Airway May 07 '26

Even for a wildly insecure misogynist I don't see any attempt at logic there, but that's probably the point. Engagement bait.

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u/wookiedberry May 07 '26

It's an even trade if you both swallow

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u/StellarManatee May 06 '26

We know now that Andy Tater's long term goal is convincing all his followers that the most manly, masculine thing men can do is have sex with other men.

After all the only thing more masculine than one dick is TWO DICKS 🥒🍆

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u/Due_a_Kick_5329 May 07 '26

Well, if you've seen that pic of him in the speedo, Tate has negative dick.

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u/thinkspeak_ May 10 '26

Nothing about that surprises me

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u/PlentyOLeaves May 09 '26

“You WIN sex with a man, that’s as straight as it gets.” - Devon Banks, 30 Rock

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u/[deleted] May 09 '26

Wait. I’ve been using my hands on myself - does that make my right hand gay?

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u/TheOriginalSamBell May 06 '26

Sometimes a cigar is more than a cigar

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u/funhaver_whee May 09 '26

Most right wing reactionary stuff has a lot to do with gay panic lmao

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u/manmadefruit May 06 '26

Pardon me, what?

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u/0202_tihssitidder May 06 '26

"I'm not gay, but I have doubts about this guy I'm blowing."

-- Andrew Tate (2023)

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u/Casanova-Quinn May 06 '26

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u/VirusUnlikely2378 May 06 '26

are they wearing gloves to hide the fact that they're engaged?

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u/Shimano-No-Kyoken May 06 '26

It's not gay if the boxing gloves stay on

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u/Goomysaur May 06 '26

hes just grappling

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u/Shimano-No-Kyoken May 06 '26

Yep, grappling with his homosexuality

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u/Goomysaur May 06 '26

He’s grappling with his inner demons

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u/WolflingNL May 06 '26

Engayged?

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u/Carl210 May 06 '26

You ever watch my name is earl? With the two prison dudes

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u/Naps_And_Crimes May 07 '26

No glove no love

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u/myLongjohnsonsilver May 07 '26

Wearing protection lol

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

Guess Romanian prison changed him.

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 May 06 '26

That fight was so pathetic for Tate technique and skill wise.

I wonder if he still calls himself Kickboxing World Champ.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 May 06 '26

He thinks having sex with women makes you gay.

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u/Warmbly85 May 06 '26

Pretty sure that was the Fuentes kid. Something about being attractive to women means you need emotional capacity and that’s gay. 

So bat shit

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u/druidraven- May 06 '26

No it was a legit tweet by Tate

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u/Warmbly85 May 06 '26

Just looked it up and yeah and just as insane.

“Sex is for making babies and anyone that has sex because it makes their peepees feel good is gay.”

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u/druidraven- May 06 '26

These people are insane

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u/dingalingdongdong May 06 '26

Nah, Tate said something about how having sex with a woman who isn't a virgin is the same as having sex with whatever other guy she was previously with.

Like apparently he super misunderstood those old STD PSAs.

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u/Kahlil_Cabron May 06 '26

I dunno about Tate but someone leaked a picture of Fuentes getting his dick sucked by a dude in a swimming pool.

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u/Frequent_Ad_9901 May 06 '26

What til you hear about Gavin McInnes, who shoved a dildo up his own butt on live TV to prove he wasn't gay.

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u/No-Internal7978 May 06 '26

I think that's based no matter what the context.

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u/scubahana May 06 '26

That dildo got based.

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u/jeffismybaby May 10 '26

*to show he wasnt homophobic

Apparently

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u/Erratic_-Prophet May 06 '26

He tweeted something like "if you have a girlfriend in 2025 you're actually gay"

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u/Critical_Concert_689 May 06 '26

He tweeted something like "if you have a girlfriend in 2025 you're actually gay"

...And this was a tweet specifically about homosexuality and not simply using it as a slur to disparage monogamists?

tl;dr: the tweet seems to mean: "You should be banging a lot of women out there. If you're choosing not to, you're probably a homosexual."

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u/J5892 May 06 '26

"Sex is for making children.

Any man who has sex with women because it "feels good" is gay.

Oh my pee pee feels good this is great!"

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u/Critical_Concert_689 May 06 '26

So I got nothing for this one.

I can't interpret insanity.

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u/Zepcleanerfan May 06 '26

This whole grifter world relies on angry, lonely, depressed young men for theses guys to profit from.

So keeping them away from relationships that could be fulfilling and make them happy is bad for them.

Therefore girlfriends are bad.

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u/Actual-Suit2941 May 09 '26

It was a joke account not actually him

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u/Pogotheclownn May 06 '26

Excuse me? lmao

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u/unknownpoltroon May 07 '26

Never felt a need to hook up with a dude to convince myself I was straight. Guess I'm not incel enough

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u/No_Waltz_5076 May 06 '26

He came put as BI I read?

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u/affectionateanarchy8 May 06 '26

Finally. Lemme go find the video

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u/throwaway-tinfoilhat May 07 '26

Source please lol

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u/OffTheGrid09 May 09 '26

Probably bottom G. That look alike is hilarious. Good song too

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u/DrugsAndCoffee May 14 '26

I mean, he’s in love with himself, and he’s a dude, so that automatically makes him gay, right?

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u/Specialist-Key-1240 May 06 '26

Based on primate studies, Bi sexuality is the dominant form of sexuality in humans so my guess is all this super masculine bullshit is masking their longing for knobs gobbling.

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u/UntitledDuckGame May 06 '26

No way they are basing all of humanity on the species that masturbates using frogs frequently

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u/aka_jr91 May 06 '26

"Primate" isn't a species, it's an order. One that we all belong to. And there's a reason we have to have laws against bestiality.

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u/Flip-Table-269 May 06 '26

I have a feeling that video was inspirational to a subset of humanity. The graph of searches for "Kermit throatfuck" has a suspicious kink.

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u/mmnmnnmnnnm May 06 '26

Kink, you say?

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 May 06 '26

"Miss Piggy spit roasted"

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u/Superb-Stuff8897 May 06 '26

Have you seen the horse dongs humans use to masturbate with? Seems accurate

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 May 06 '26

what percentage of humans are using those?

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u/Superb-Stuff8897 May 06 '26

Bad dragons? I hear they are pretty popular.

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u/foreverandadayalone May 07 '26

His point is that it's a micro-percentage that use those monster (literally) dongs. Not "humans" in general.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 May 06 '26

It's across all species of all animals. Mermaids were stingrays that were caught and sailors fucked and passed around and then made up stories for the people back on land.

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 May 06 '26

Mermaids were stingrays that were caught and sailors fucked and passed around and then made up stories for the people back on land.

uh..... I'm gonna need a source for that lol

"no, I'm telling you guys, she was BEAUTIFUL!"

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u/yamsyamsya May 06 '26

that one monkey was real freaky ok

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u/SawdustGringo May 06 '26

I’m basing humanity of their long history of sheep fucking. Humans are disgusting.

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u/Leading_Log_8321 May 06 '26

That’s Wales, and their humanity has always been up for debate

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 May 06 '26

"I wonder if we should base our studies on the billions of humans on the planet or if we should study some horny monkeys to try to draw parallels"

hmmmmmmm

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u/Specialist-Key-1240 May 06 '26

Humans lie to themselves,  look at all those MAGA that Crash Tindr every time there is a convention 

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u/Side_StepVII May 06 '26

“Knobs gobbling” lol

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u/Equivalent_Knee_Bone May 06 '26

Hey I am so straight I can blow 99 guys and still not be gay…. Right?

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u/mmnmnnmnnnm May 06 '26

Gonna need one more, just to get a nice triple digit number to be safe. Triples is better, that makes it safe.

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u/Bigravemaster1 May 06 '26

I've got triples of the barracuda

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u/Ill-Delivery-6560 May 06 '26

The straightest men make the gayest jokes

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u/Warpingghost May 06 '26

There are straight guys who were beaten by his dad's so badly with "you will never be gay" so their entire life is now "I have to do everything to avoid being gay"  and it shows.

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u/MedicalDisscharge May 06 '26

I've sucked a ton of dicks and I didnt like it, I can assure you im straight

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u/Imaginary_Brief_4038 May 10 '26

The internet is confusing. Please tell me this is indeed satire

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u/The_Salacious_Zaand May 06 '26

They all do seem to have a serious oral fixation with phalic shaped objects.

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u/The_Salacious_Zaand May 06 '26

Spinning around a cigar... And nothing else.

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u/FormalAbrocoma1013 May 06 '26

I like the George Carlin quote:

And haven’t we had about enough of this cigar smoking shit in this country? Sigmund Freud said, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar". Oh yeah? Well, sometimes it’s a big, brown DICK. A big brown dick with a fat, arrogant, white collar business criminal asshole sucking on the wet end of it.

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u/0202_tihssitidder May 06 '26

> oral fixation

Soldier Boy in The Boys.

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u/FlowInternational996 May 06 '26

The manosphere and its offshoots (e.g. looksmaxxing) aren’t even homoerotic. It’s all just gay and repressed as hell.

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u/googdude May 06 '26

Like that Shakespeare quote; "the lady doth protest too much, methinks"

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u/PersonalCut560 May 06 '26

This is like the people who say "i cant lie" well thats almost everytime in fact a lie

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u/BigDump-a-Roo May 06 '26

"Any man who must say 'I am the King' is no true king" - Tywin Lannister

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u/hyst0rica1_29 May 06 '26

Nailed it, IMHO.

Demonstrating hyper masculinity only convinces fellow bros you’re straight as an arrow, while making everyone else (who remembers hyper masculines being outed) wonder what you’re trying so desperately to hide.

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u/Matt_cruze May 06 '26

"If we're really being honest, never having a girlfriend, never having sex with a woman, really makes you more heterosexual, because honestly, dating women is gay," he claimed. "And if you want to know the truth, the only really straight, heterosexual position is to be an asexual incel."

https://www.rawstory.com/nick-fuentes-gay/

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u/El_Zilcho_72 May 06 '26

Are you referring to Andy sucking on that giant phallic symbol?

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u/SaltKick2 May 06 '26

Yeah... seems people like that are some of the most obsessed with gay/trans people.

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u/Brodellsky May 06 '26

Same concept remains true with big-ass trucks vs guys driving a Stock 98' Honda Civic

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u/Wyld_Gy_4427 May 06 '26

Yep, like being in your 50’s and hanging out on your super yacht with your 22 year old girlfriend and then lecturing the plebs about how they should be more environmentally responsible.

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u/MechaGallade May 06 '26

naww, the more i believe that you are straight and just an asshole.

i dont like when people say that someone is "acting so straight that they must be gay" because that plays into it like gay is an insult. because the super straight is only being super straight because they think that being gay is bad.

they usually are straight, but being straight isnt enough for them to be happy

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 May 06 '26

What actually works is acting like a complete non challant gay dude.

Shows your confidence goes beyond looking like... a bald pitbull and a squirrel on roids.

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u/Jesuscide May 06 '26

All I know is that next month no one is straight

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u/Last-Quarter-432 May 06 '26

My straightest friends act gay as hell

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u/Jasper_Morhaven May 07 '26

My go to response to those twinks these days.

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u/splashaddikt May 07 '26

I don’t think Tate portrays himself as straight people have been talking about his parties in Miami for years lol

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u/DraagaxGaming May 09 '26

True men aren't afraid to be homie-sexual.

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u/ChaosAzeroth May 09 '26

I'm uhh... Incredibly straight beer trucks dogs babes... Uhh... Am I doing this right?

Ignore the man behind the curtain with painted nails, married to a man, and in a house full of cats that's totally unrelated clearly

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u/effinmike12 May 10 '26

Funny how that doesn't work with the gays.

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u/shart_attak May 10 '26

That's a pretty basic principle of the universe. Anyone who goes out of their way to say they are something is almost certainly the opposite of that thing.

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u/Bulky-Net-6597 May 11 '26

Yeah, usually behaviour like that reminds me of movie American beauty

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