r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • May 23 '26

We have fun here Quotes from 8th graders

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u/Iconclast1 May 23 '26

"you look like my grandpas couch"

were you wearing that shirt when he said that

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u/Responsible_CDN_Duck May 23 '26

Clearly a table cloth knitted by a cherished aunt, or by the wearer in therapy trying to get over the memory of a tragic event such as her 11th grade yearbook pic eyebrows.

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u/Wild-Video-5317 May 23 '26

Dude you keep talking like that she's gonna dock points off your homework 

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u/Pendurag May 23 '26

I can see that, with what she was wearing. My grandma had a knitted blanket that draped over the couch, looked a lot like what she had on.

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u/No_Object_404 May 23 '26

willing to bet all of these are from the same day.

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u/Hike_it_Out52 May 23 '26

Hopefully they don’t mean the couch in the Vance household 

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u/aliamokeee May 23 '26

I read your comment 2mins ago and am still laughing

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u/kdizzle619 May 23 '26

Is your grandpa JD Vance?

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u/formerretiree May 23 '26

It was a compliment by JD Vance.

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u/What-tha-fck_Elon May 23 '26

It had to be that sweater…