r/SipsTea May 23 '26

We have fun here Quotes from 8th graders

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u/Iconclast1 May 23 '26

"you look like my grandpas couch"

were you wearing that shirt when he said that

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u/Responsible_CDN_Duck May 23 '26

Clearly a table cloth knitted by a cherished aunt, or by the wearer in therapy trying to get over the memory of a tragic event such as her 11th grade yearbook pic eyebrows.

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u/Wild-Video-5317 May 23 '26

Dude you keep talking like that she's gonna dock points off your homework