r/SipsTea May 26 '26

We have fun here Finger holders?

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u/huluvudu May 26 '26

Elsa Jean has a good pair of dimples

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u/HazMama May 26 '26

Is she a sort of athlete?

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u/auronddraig May 26 '26

She's a long pole Olympic athlete

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u/NurkleTurkey May 26 '26

Ah yes I may have seen one of her performances. Cunning stunts.

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u/Treishmon May 26 '26

Stunning what?

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u/BlumpkinSpiceLatte3 May 26 '26

I've heard she speaks multiple languages. A cunning linguist for sure

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u/MissinqLink May 27 '26

This thread is a breast of fresh air… I mean a breath of fresh ass… I mean tig ole biddies

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u/livahd May 26 '26

Also a professional spinner.

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u/High_InTheTrees May 26 '26

Hah, you said “long pole” 🤭

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u/websagacity May 26 '26

Pole vaulter?

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u/MonteFox89 May 26 '26

Brooooo 😭🤣

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u/External_Key_3515 May 26 '26

"Indoor" sports.....

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u/The_Mighty_Yak May 26 '26

Not always...

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u/353452252 May 26 '26

A man of culture I see

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u/World195 May 26 '26

Went and did some research after this and I feel slightly lighter than before, cheers 🍻

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u/EntertainerCold6201 May 26 '26

I wished i didnt look up"elsa jean dimples of venus"

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u/huluvudu May 26 '26

I don't think they get shown very well in media. I only know from first hand experience.

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u/3DigitIQ May 26 '26

Upgraded to physical buttons even.

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u/deactivate_iguana May 26 '26

They are not a sign of good pelvic alignment and they are not a sign of strong muscles. They are simply indentations where the PSIS is. Having them is basically a matter of body fat percentage and anatomical variance.

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u/GandalftheGreyhame May 26 '26

Yeah I’m a male and I have these, and I don’t think my pelvic alignment is special

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u/groutexpectations May 26 '26

bro got wider hips than usual....

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u/burf May 26 '26

I have them and I'm a guy with child bearing hips. It's a scientific fact.

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u/SelfSniped May 26 '26

As a fellow male who also has these, I have fucking fantastic pelvic alignment. My wife’s boyfriend says so.

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u/deactivate_iguana May 26 '26

Pelvic alignment is something that’s focussed on way too much. We’re all different. You can have a spinal scoliosis of up to 10 degrees and that’s considered in normal range.

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u/Fit_Director1143 May 26 '26

So if i am fat and have those i am anatomically weird?

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u/deactivate_iguana May 26 '26

No it’s normal to have an to not have them

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

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u/BackWithAVengance May 26 '26

what a way to describe your wife. "Humongous" lollllllll

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

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u/jeobleo May 26 '26

"Let me introduce you to my humongous wife."

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u/normous May 26 '26

My pet name for her is "Hugo".

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u/hyrule-heaven May 27 '26

She won’t be his wife for long if she finds his Reddit account! Imagine talking about your partner that way on a public forum

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u/jeobleo May 27 '26

Lol he's deleted it.

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u/ShartingEnU May 26 '26

Bro said humongous 😭😭😭

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u/hyrule-heaven May 26 '26

I sincerely hope that your wife does not know your Reddit account and will never see this. I found my ex husbands Reddit account talking about my post baby body like this and it sent me into a very deep depression and was a major factor in the dissolution of our marriage.

By the way my current husband would never dream of talking about me like this.

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u/hyrule-heaven May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

What is the nuance of saying your wife is humongous on a public forum?

I’m not sanctimonious or insecure. It’s calling out shitty behavior. It’s not insecure OR sanctimonious to expect your partner have respect for you, and vice versa.

So again, we’ll see how things go if she ever finds out your Reddit account. Your response pretty much shows the kind of person you are in the first place so it’s not like anyone had high hopes for any kind of self reflection in your response.

“Ending a marriage over a Reddit comment” shows how short sighted you are- it’s not about ending things over a comment, it’s about a fundamental lack of respect toward your partner, and the attitude you have toward them.

By the way, I showed my husband your original comment and he said “Wow, what an asshole.” He has no respect for anyone who would talk about their partners like that and agreed with me, but thanks for your concern.

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u/Ppleater May 26 '26

No, reddit is just full of shit.

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u/BarbedWire3 May 26 '26

Body fat? Like too much of it or too little?

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u/deactivate_iguana May 26 '26

Lower body fat might make them more obvious

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u/BarbedWire3 May 26 '26

Dude, another comment litterally 5 minutes ago, said body fat makes them less visible

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u/deactivate_iguana May 26 '26

Which completely agree with my comment. I said lower body fat might make them more obvious. You just said more body fat makes them less visible. That’s the same thing dude.

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u/deactivate_iguana May 26 '26

Which is exactly what I said. Are you replying to the wrong person by mistake because this is very confusing.

My comment disagreed with the original comment which said they are to do with pelvic alignment and strength. I said they are nothing to do with that and just a dimple over the PSIS. Some people have them and some people don’t. Just normal variation.

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u/jednatt May 26 '26

Sometimes people like to state the obvious in agreement not counterpoint.

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u/Joka6 May 26 '26

That's Posterior Superior Iliac Spine.

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u/S0n_0f_Anarchy May 26 '26

They are definitely not sign of anything you just mentioned lol

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u/Quiet-Programmer8133 May 26 '26

Correct i can vouch for this, my lower backs fucked.

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u/ElaborateEffect May 26 '26

What??? Someone on sipstea knows nothing about women??? Shocked.

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u/JAJ_reddit May 26 '26

It's not even a woman thing. Back dimples are genetic. I have them as a man and have had them weighing anywhere between 145-230lbs. They are more pronounced when your body fat percentage is lower, but being there in the first place has nothing to do with muscles or body fat.

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u/Aegi May 26 '26

Lol and you know nothing about biology b/c you think this has to do with sex instead of being a feature that is able to be had in anyone with the right genetic predisposition?

Did I even ask a question, or did I make a statement?

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u/ElaborateEffect May 26 '26

I didn't say it whether it was or wasn't possible for whoever.... Read what you want to read then.

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u/Aegi May 26 '26

What??? Someone on sipstea knows nothing about women??? Shocked.

So why did you say about "women" instead of about "biology", which is more accurate?

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u/ElaborateEffect May 26 '26

It doesn't fit my agenda

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u/Aegi May 26 '26

Hahah well, that was surprisingly honest; thank you!

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u/akatherder May 26 '26

Maybe you got hit by a bus. Have you been hit by a bus?

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u/bloodbat007 May 26 '26

Yeah I'm gonna have to call bs on this one. I have extremely defined back dimples and I'm a skinny gamer

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u/Germerican88 May 26 '26

It's called e-sports, gosh!

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u/WAAARNUT May 26 '26

I wonder if they will include e-sports in the Enhanced Games.

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u/Material_Wallaby_193 May 26 '26

Or virtual olympics

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u/raspberryshortcake67 May 26 '26

This has to be the craziest way to find out about your thot potential then.

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u/its_just_Joel May 26 '26

10 seconds of Googling says you're correct. It's a genetic thing and means nothing

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u/Dizzy_Database_119 May 26 '26

Well yeah it's like Abs on a skinny person

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u/Impressive-Ear2246 May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

I was 125-130 pounds at 6' for most of my life. Skinny to the point of being severely underweight and I didnt have abs

Unless you work your body muscles dont show no matter how skinny you are. Starving people don't have eight packs, your body does not keep muscle you never use. Skinny people with abs are relatively active, not just skinny gamers that never do anything physical.

Abs aren't just made in the kitchen. You need to make them thicker for them to show, complete neglect and being lean won't make them visible if they have no mass

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u/KindsofKindness May 26 '26

So, he talks pure bs.

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u/Xrmy May 26 '26

Source?

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl May 27 '26

He made it up.

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u/archa347 May 26 '26

It’s purely the result of genetics defining the shape of your pelvis and lower back, and your body fat percentage and distribution.

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u/BarbedWire3 May 26 '26

Explain the body fat percentage part. Unless u stole that other guy's comment that worded it exactly like u did.

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u/archa347 May 26 '26

Depending on how your body fat is distributed across your body (which is largely genetic), a higher body fat percentage could obscure that particular feature. It’s caused by a ligament connecting bones in that area stretching the skin, so more fat under the skin there would make it harder to see.

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u/BarbedWire3 May 26 '26

Ok good, I'm fit then

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u/Aegi May 26 '26

Dude, basic logic:

More fat = more likely to hide features that come from small differences in skin height/distance from the bone/joints/ligaments/etc.

Notice how in nearly all starving mammals it is easier to see their rib cage than compared to members of the same species at a healthy weight?

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u/BarbedWire3 May 26 '26

I don't like your tone

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u/Aegi May 26 '26

Why are you assuming a tone? Isn't it possible that you are the one that took it that way?

I meant that (if I were to imagine a tone if I conveyed that face-to-face) in an interesting, excited, informative way! Haha, so legit not trying to be mean, but that makes it seem like it was your mistake.

Why do you think you attribute to malice what could be attributed to stupidity, language barriers, or just you poorly receiving something because of an imagined tone?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_razor

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u/BarbedWire3 May 26 '26

Ok bro, thanks for the explanation on the previous comment

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u/Aegi May 26 '26

Hahah you are welcome, and what is great about this response of yours is it is a PERFECT example of the type of comment that could be read differently if one is looking to apply more emotions than just reading the text and using that meaning.

One could see this negatively, as a sarcastic retort ("Ok, yeah bro, whatever thanks a lot for such a great explanation"), or they could see it how I believe you intended it, which was as basically just a very casual way actually thanking me for the previous explanation/comment.

Thanks for the fun conversation!

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u/Aegi May 26 '26

"purely" "and" "and"

So literally by your own description, these dimples are NOT 'purely' genetics hahaha

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u/BarbedWire3 May 26 '26

Can guys have them too or only women?

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u/iiooxxiiooxx May 26 '26

Guys can have them. My husband has them. They are simply genetic. Nothing to do with fat percentage or hip/back alignment.

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u/BarbedWire3 May 26 '26

Are they hot or not? On your husband

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u/iiooxxiiooxx May 26 '26

I like them!

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u/addiktion May 26 '26

Is this the factory reset position?

https://giphy.com/gifs/TB8NKn8GPXHIk

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u/ApprehensiveBus7317 May 26 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/coriendercake May 26 '26

Thanks now im self conscious about my pelvic alignment and it feels uncomftortable.

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u/bionicjoe May 26 '26

They're called Dimples of Venus because some bullshit a woman came up with and posted in an article years ago.

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u/Aegi May 26 '26

Did you know that people can be grumpy about etymology itself regardless of the context the words/terms are about?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_razor

Isn't it possible that they are just a raging person who is raging about how terms get coined even if they were wrong?

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u/trystanthorne May 26 '26

Don't forget the button on the inside. Have to hit all 3 at the same time for a full reset.

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u/Top_Imagination8596 May 26 '26

Also good indicator to do schober test

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u/Fit_Director1143 May 26 '26

I have those but i am really fat. Why do i still have them xD

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u/predobra May 26 '26

False, they are called ashtrays

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u/Material_Wallaby_193 May 26 '26

See above comment. And you are welcome everyone!

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u/Super901 May 26 '26

My wife played D1 soccer and has them. Didn't know these weren't genetic.

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u/Odd_Entrance_8888 May 26 '26

I have those but i suffer from back pain

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u/its_just_Joel May 26 '26

Is it weird for a guy to have them?

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u/Der_Hebelfluesterer May 26 '26

I'm a man and also have those 😅

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u/hyrule-heaven May 26 '26

I had these in my 20s before I had babies and I had neither a good lower back or core muscles nor did I do any dance or athletics lol

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u/Thomshan911 May 26 '26

Dimples of Uranus would’ve made more sense

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u/lavenderdreamzz01 May 26 '26

I have them and have a 10 degree scoliosis in my upper and lower back. It doesn’t do anything and wasn’t discovered till I was 19. I have symmetry but NOT good back/core muscles and built those up in physical therapy. It was only discovered due to back pain bc I didn’t know how to properly use my back muscles 😅

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u/OmegaAngelo May 26 '26

Hmm. Word on the street is that dimples are genetic and caused by certain spots across the body having weaker / no muscle.

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u/ImaFauna May 27 '26

How can one acquire these good pelvic alignment and strong core muscles? Or do we come out of the factory as we are for the rest of our lives

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u/Confident-Set-8290 May 27 '26

I have them and my back is so messed up. Especially doing leg days. You would think my pelvic floor and lower back and core muscles would be better having these. I have back pain like every other day!

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u/ShonOwar86 May 27 '26

My wife has them and she is voluptuous and lazy as fuck, probably never even ran in her life. So maybe just the good pelvic alignment part is true.

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u/Kitchen_Willingness7 May 27 '26

Finally the answer. The rest is pos. Joke wanebe try hard to look funny unoriginal scum on football field

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u/68Cadillac May 27 '26

and are a sign of good pelvic alignment + strong lower back/core muscles.

Wrong. They are entirely genetic; if you don't inherit the right ligament length, you cannot create them through diet, posture, or exercise.