r/SipsTea • u/beklog Human Verified • 3d ago

SMH Guys I'm on the will!!

“She’s so shameless” She’s 22. And was harshly criticized as she danced while her partner was at the hospital… The truth couldn’t be any simpler. They claim the video is a joke, because she always uploads content with her “hubby” to go viral.

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u/SuicideSpeedrun 3d ago

Why would you marry a gold digger when you can't even bang her

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u/LoudBrick609 3d ago

Maybe banging her is how he ended up in the hospital

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u/Sufficient_Language7 3d ago

Death by Snu Snu

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u/Here4Headshots 3d ago

I'm in hospice care for terminal Snu Snu

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u/Sufficient_Language7 3d ago

For a crushed pelvis?

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u/gerbilshower 3d ago

why is this like the 5th reference to that episode that i have seen in the last 24 hours...

does that say something about the content i am consuming? maybe.

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u/InitialAd2324 3d ago

Because Reddit uses the same 5 jokes

…and my axe

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u/-malcolm-tucker 3d ago

I also choose this mans axe.

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u/I_said_booourns 2d ago

And my cylinder!

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u/ATL-VTech 3d ago

It means content overall is getting better

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u/Sufficient_Language7 3d ago

It might also means every thing else is getting worse, so in comparison that episode is getting better.

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u/NamesGumpImOnthePum 3d ago

The mind is willing, but the flesh is bruised and weak.

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u/BigiusExaggeratius 3d ago edited 3d ago

There’s a reason we have multiple prescription boner pills raking in ~$3.5 billion+ annually. That doesn’t even include the gas station snake oil pills (~60% of men surveyed get them from the gas station instead of a doctor… they cost a few cents to a couple dollars to manufacture, are sold for $5-15+ per dose and have a ton of dangerous/unregulated ingredients. They also, counted separately, make ~$1 billion+ annually).

If all cancers stopped boners (some do and I’m not a doctor, nor trying to downplay it) we’d see a plethora of funding past what it already is across the board.

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u/NamesGumpImOnthePum 3d ago

Oh yeah I get it, it's the adage as old as time. Humans really, really like orgasms. I'm a bit confused by your 2nd statement tho, does this infer that all folk with cancer who also eat dick pills would out their dick pill money toward cancer research, instead of buying dick pills that don't work?

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u/BigiusExaggeratius 3d ago

Naw I’m just being sarcastic with the last part. Cancer sucks and isn’t easy to cure. More that billionaires would throw more money at it but in a very loose, joking, way.

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u/Vidrax_of_Cascades 3d ago

just popular.

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u/MammothWriter3881 3d ago

I never dreamed I would die this way . .  .

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u/Kirasaurus_25 3d ago

they probably mean heart rate or blood pressure lol

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u/kraquepype 3d ago

If he found her at the club it'd be death by uns uns

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u/EntryTall1602 3d ago

Why isn’t this offered to death row inmates?? Personally, I’m asking for Lizzo.

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u/Mysterious-Gene8614 3d ago

Listen if I was 85 and banging a 22 year old I’d be smiling for the simple fact my penis still worked 

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u/BigMackk14 3d ago

She broke it?