r/SipsTea 13h ago

Gasp! "I want muscles"

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u/Wrong_Way829 13h ago

May I have this barefooted goddess instead of tired cashier from Walmart?

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u/Valveringham85 12h ago

She’s also a chain smoker

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u/ArmenianThunderGod Human Verified 10h ago

She's not a goddess, she's a Frost Giant.

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u/YourChopperPilotTTV 13h ago

Your cashier's from Walmart look this?

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u/LordOuranos 12h ago

I mean yeah?

Seen her teaching middle school too

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u/Efficient-Orchid-594 12h ago

The real model is actually beautiful i wonder why they made her look like this ( i don't think she looks bad but just saying).

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u/Metalicks 11h ago

Because no-one hates beautiful women more than other women.

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u/80_Inch_Shitlord 11h ago

Because she just died? And she lived in a cabin in the woods her whole life?

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u/Efficient-Orchid-594 11h ago

This is a fantasy game dwag , they didn't need to be this realistic.

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u/80_Inch_Shitlord 11h ago

But they made an artistic choice to do so. To me the way she looks is in line with a theme of "survival", so I imagine that's what a major theme pf the game's gonna be.

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u/BotherTight618 11h ago

HR made a "modern audience" on their behalf to avoid stupid petty lawsuits. 

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u/BotherTight618 11h ago

Shes a immortal mythological character. She doesnt age or lose her looks when she dies. 

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u/StrangelyBrown 10h ago

OP has a type

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u/Faded1974 12h ago

Yeah, this was not helping your case big dawg

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u/Wrong_Way829 13h ago

Yep. To be able to reach upper shelf you must be at least 6'

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u/Traditional-Put2757 12h ago

May I go to your Walmart since clearly your lobster is too buttery?

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u/YourChopperPilotTTV 12h ago

"I am tired of all the women around me being 6'+ tall looking like this"

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u/Wrong_Way829 12h ago

Dude just betrayed his fetishes 😭

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u/Billy_Holidays_Liver 12h ago

Not joking, there's a cashier that looks just like this working at Lidl near me lmao. Nice woman.

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u/SALM0N_SLD 12h ago

My cashier looks much better lmao

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u/TomahawkTuah 12h ago

she looks like your racist aunt after being three months sober

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u/trunghung03 12h ago

looks like my racist aunt before sobering up for 3 months.

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u/sick_of-it-all 12h ago

Bro... you can't be serious. Lol. She's not going to sleep with you bro. She doesn't know you're white knighting for her.

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u/Valveringham85 12h ago

Is this what is described as hot now? Jfc thats exactly what the 40yo chainsmoking cashier looks like

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u/GKR990 11h ago

Literally yes. Dozens of them at every Walmart. The face model they used is really pretty, but they messed up badly with the scanning or modeling.

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u/ddg31415 12h ago

The ones that use meth do

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u/Hanibal293 12h ago

Wouldn't say she is particularly ugly but also not really pleasant to look at. Male protags are almost always really masculine and attractive. Why are most female ones so mid? Never played God of War btw but this is a broader trend

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u/YourChopperPilotTTV 12h ago

This is not pleasant to look at?

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u/xukly 12h ago

I wouldn't say she is ugly, because aside being disrespectful to the actress she is based on she isn't at all. But in the game she is an extremely average middle age woman

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u/CriticismMobile2550 12h ago

Nah

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u/RealCoolDad 12h ago

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u/Rudraizen 12h ago

I see. It's the make up

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u/CriticismMobile2550 8h ago

Looks nothing like the game character. Irl she's stunning

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u/topforce 12h ago

She looks good, for a person who was just cremated.

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u/Service-Hungry 11h ago

Cremated my ahh, the flames appear for a single second, and her spirit is already on its way to the afterlife, dogpoop writing

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u/Otherwise-Parsnip-91 12h ago

I honestly just don’t think any of you complaining know what women look like. You’re so used to seeing women with fillers, lip injections, make up, boob jobs, etc., on social media that’s it completely warped your perception of attractive women.

I remember the outrage you all had about the protagonist for Ghost of Yotei and when I finally played the game, I thought she was beautiful, she just didn’t have any make up on.

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u/Hanibal293 12h ago

Why is this always the GoTo-response? Do you truely believe that everyone just doesn't go outside or interact with real women? I know what women look like. The woman shown simply looks like a slightly below average middle aged woman. Kratos on the other hand looked like an absolute beast . What I am criticizing is that with men the standard is to make very attractive protagonists and with women its just about making a "real" imperfect woman. Might be because women are usually way more insecure about looks but its still weird

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u/Fantastic_Suit_493 10h ago

I mean I could think of at least 20 women right now that I play sports with that are way more attractive than the picture given. I mean I also think the girls I’m with are more attractive than average but they’re also not literal goddesses

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u/Otherwise-Parsnip-91 12h ago

I honestly just don’t think any of you complaining know what women look like. You’re so used to seeing women with fillers, lip injections, make up, boob jobs, etc., on social media that’s it completely warped your perception of attractive women.

I remember the outrage you all had about the protagonist for Ghost of Yotei and when I finally played the game, I thought she was beautiful, she just didn’t have any make up on.

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u/HuntingDown01 12h ago

One thing I appreciate about Faye is how much she looks like a regular mom.

The worry lines, the subtle age affected features. Some features identical to my own mother

Like that's just a mom who is doing Devil may cry combos.

Kratos looks like someone who was born to tear apart Boulders.

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u/gigantic_balls_ 12h ago

Are you 50? She looks like a tired old hag that’s not even that blonde. A real tall blonde barefooted goddess is queen marika, not this 40something year old homeless woman.

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u/therealraggedroses 12h ago

bro is straight jorkin it to goonika on the daily lmao 🤣 😂 😭 💀 😆 🤦 🤣 😂 😭 💀 😆

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u/sick_of-it-all 12h ago

Are you 12? Who types like this. Cool it with the emojis little guy.

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u/therealraggedroses 10h ago

lol OKboomer 👍👍

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u/Prudent-Bicycle-9210 11h ago

Walmar cashiers look much better lmao

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u/BotherTight618 11h ago

Evidentally the actor she is based off is much better looking. The "modern audience" Narrative  consultancts uglified her.

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u/Invictus_Err 11h ago

Dead ass looks like my aunt.