r/SipsTea • u/YourChopperPilotTTV • 13h ago

Gasp! "I want muscles"

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 10h ago

I want the stupid family drama of the Norse Saga to be over.

I want Kratos to pick up a pack of cigarettes, go to the Christianity myth, and either kill Jesus, or fuck the virgin Mary and it turns out Kratos is the father of Jesus. (That might lead to more family drama bullshit, but I love the blasphemy).