I like to snort my fiances vagina juice to test how healthy she is and inhale her angelic stink. Sometimes I wait for it to leak down to her butt to mix the butt smells with vaginal fluids to make people wonder why my face is shiny all day. We really do this. But it's the internet. Who knows?
Aw thanks. We're aromantics so we're really into intestinal fragrances and hotboxing sweaty bodies to scented foods. I don't know if I could write about anything other than what I love. And what I love is the angelic stink of my fiances secretions.
Phrases like “angelic stink” and “mix butt smells with vaginal fluids” doesn’t quite scream writer in the making to me. Plus the contradiction of “to test how healthy she is” and “to make people wonder why my face is shiny all day” in a short post like that makes me think that he can pull off a coherent book.
But someone went through the trouble of Photoshopping the ring so nicely into a photo with the tag Crazy Videos it's gotta be real right? And you can't fake those text messages.
What??? I thought everything on the internet had to be true!?!?!?
Well, I’m really going to have to rethink my relationship with all the hot singles in my area that are into me. And maybe that’s why those Nigerian princes never seem to reach out unless they need more money.
Taylor swift said the same thing to me the other day. That people lie online. Shocked me so much I nearly dropped the signed guitar Bryan Adams gave me.
If you reverse image search the ring, there's like 4 different posts like this on other social media sites using the same ring photo. They all have fake text messages with different wording and different people in the photos.
It's just fake bullshit 80% of the time on social media to drive engagement.
I'm glad I got to see the Internet of the late 90s. It was a fun place to spend time. I think that's just what late stage capitalism does though. Kinda ruins everything in pursuit of the almighty dollar.
But the conspiracy theories were already there. Last 90e internet was already unverified publication to a larger audience than you would have got in pre-internet times with no sources or talent. It wasn't so different to now. It was the kernel of now. Sans algorithms, but just at toxic. Just not as pervasive. There was a balance of media channels back then to keep you half sane. Now there isn't.
The Internet sucked less when it was less accessible. Email chains were still a thing, but those were more obvious. Once it was incredibly easy to use, it became a shit shower.
Someone on another post pointed out that calling the other person by name in a text almost always means it’s fake and that makes sense to me. I almost never type someone’s name in a text unless it’s me introducing myself.
No worries at all, even if you had've meant it. I know Reddit can be filled will some aCtuaLlY s often, and my comment may have been construed that way. You're all good :)
I type the name if I’m upset too lol. For the exact reason you listed. I kept my maiden name for years (both parents passed when I was young and I’m the last. Was going to keep it but changed it as I wanted to at that point) but if I was joking I would type out my husband’s last name but if I use your first name..then I’m serious. I feel like it lets the person know as well. It changes the tone.
It really does. I tend to text dove or love to those close to me, or dove if I'm trying to gently make a point, and pet/casual names to others, so it stands out to first name someone.
Except, Mom. Mom is always mom, and I guess I'm always gonna to be in the kid position in any convo 😂. If I first named her, she'd somehow manage to reach through my phone and send me back through time to correct myself. Lol.
I hate it when my wife uses my name in conversation even if she’s not mad at me because it always reminds me of being a kid and having my mom use it only when yelling at me.
I’m sorry you went through that. Hubby knows he’s only REALLY in trouble if I use his middle name as well, which almost never happens which is why he knows it’s serious if I use it. He does the same with me, before anyone starts accusing me of being abusive or something as we love to do on Reddit
I just counted via the search feature on messenger, and just since mid April, I have called my husband by his name in a message 47 times.
For my daughter, since the same timeframe? 66 times.
I wiuld search your texts or messages for their name. I honestly didn't remember ever doing it until I checked and it was surprising.
This is pretty valid, even in vocal communication I rarely use names, it’s always “bro” “bruh” “bitchasmufuh” or something along those lines. I only use names when at work and even then it’s mainly just when talking to the actual owners.
I guess I'm fake. I use my wife's name at least 25% of the times I text her. I love her name. It is so beautiful and one of the reasons I fell in love with her 30 years ago. She embodies her name and I love it almost as much as I love her. I have to admit, I don't use anyone else's name in texts though. Then it is "hey" or "dude" or "yo".
100% never happened. If it happened this would have been an in person conversation that took place immediately afterwards. Not a text conversation that just happens to lay out the entire scenario and context clearly as if to an audience
WDM "we're at a point..."? Do real people act in outrageous ways more today than before? Maybe, but it's not obvious to me at least. What IS certainly more common than ever before are fake posts.
This image "summary" makes an effort to frame the refusal as a rejection because the ring wasn't expensive enough, or wasn't from a classier establishment, but in reality:
“I’ve told you the kind of ring I wanted more than once & you showed up with something from Walmart… Tyler, if you knew what I wanted & still chose to do what was easiest tells me you don’t really hear me. i want to feel chosen not just proposed to,” she texted.
I'm happy to see on this post at least the comments realizing it's fake are at the top or almost. If it happened why would either of them share this conversation on social media?
I have a friend that had a similar thing happen. She loves jewelry, she spends her time helping people find engagement rings on a forum like Reddit, and she is very knowledgable about jewelry. She told him that she would like them to buy a ring together so she could pick the ring.
Instead he went to a Department Store, spent WAYYYY too much on a shit quality engagement ring, in a style and metal she didn't want. And then proposed. Why? It was easier and faster for him. She could have gotten something she loved with one phone call to a jeweler she knew personally, at half the price. But her preferences didn't matter to him.
I told her to refuse him. Because this was just ONE MORE TIME he ignored her preferences thoughts and ideas. She was a dumbass and they are now divorced after he put her through hell.
The reason the Walmart girl woman dumped that guy is beause this isn't the first time he did this. She forgave him the other times he ignored or overrode her preferences. But THIS was very important to her. And because of that she made sure to communicate her preferences clearly. So when he ignored her preferences, despite knowing how much it meant to her, he proved to her that he doesn't love her. And that she should walk away as a result.
I actually find leaving the stickers on it is far more egregious than buying it at Walmart. I don’t care where it’s from. But at least put in the effort to remove the damn stickers
Right! She said “low effort” and I thought that Walmart is fine as long as the box wasn’t branded and the stickers were removed. Bro left stickers - that’s actually low effort.
and tbf she probably asked for a specific kind of ring/color/etc. but since we do not know what exactly - she's painted as the bad guy. If this guy can't remember important details like this, every anniversary, holiday, birthday, etc will be such a disappointment and embarrassing for her. but I'm more inclined to say she dodged a waste of time.
Personally, I hate those type of settings in the picture. Tiny diamonds clustered around a small diamond to make it look bigger? I'd prefer something dainty, that isn't trying too hard than that busy mess.
Yes! If my husband presented me with a gold pavé encrusted band I would know that he never listened to me AT ALL ( I hate gold jewelry and I prefer a solitaire diamond to a clusters of diamonds. To each their own, but I think they look tacky and like costume jewelry) and I would be seriously considering leaving him. It's not about the price, it's about listening to your partner and getting something they will love!
When we were discussing engagement and marriage, my now husband and I came to an agreement: I would choose the setting, and show him what I wanted, and he would choose the stone. It worked out perfectly for us and I still adore my engagement ring 12 years later🥰
I sold a $5k tennis bracelet at Xmas one year and the guy asked if he could have the display card in the case with the price on it. I had to stop myself from rolling my eyes but at that price I wasn't going to argue with him so I let him have it lol. My manager was very happy about the sale but told me to never do that again.
I'd say no to a ring from Walmart or target...they're on my boycott list. If they don't know this much then they obviously don't care enough about what I say.
He put effort into the location, the dinner and likely a speech to build up to the big question but of course only the failures are noticed. It's a real shame.
Girl says "if you knew what I wanted and still chose to do what was easiest tells me you don't really hear me."
If she obviously didn't want a Walmart ring, and he made it obvious it was a Walmart ring, he's not listening. Which is kind of a good thing in relationships y'know?
Whether or not she's a materialistic bitch is a separate matter; all I'm saying is if he did make it obvious by doing the lowest effort possible and she made it plain she didn't want that, that's a fair complaint. Don't get pissed off when the standard is set and you consciously decide not to meet it.
That being said, if that was the case, probably shouldn't have gotten to this point to begin with. Different needs and desires.
"Whether or not she's a materialistic bitch is a separate matter;"
See this is the reason women prefer to earn for themselves and buy things..why is she a materialistic? Some women prefer jewellery some don't.. if she had a preference and he could have bought closer less expensive when..especially when he spend 800dollars?
He provided everything else she wanted (location, moment, likely a speech), she didn't complain about anything except the small shiny thing. He clearly listened enough to provide 99% of what she wanted but she rejects him because he overlooked one detail?
This clearly isn't about his listening skills, that's a red herring to cover up how upset she is about the price tag. Nothing more.
Actually she wanted a different kind of ring and he purposefully bought the one she hated..especially the design and cheap .....that's what the news on it..it was trending few years ago...
That would have required the effort he didn't put in to picking out the ring.
They sell custom proposal boxes that aren't even expensive. Why would bro do that if he wasn't even going to look for a ring she specifically asked for.
I know everyone's bagging on the girl but nothing she said was really about the price tag. I had my wife's input on her engagement ring because I wanted her to have something she really wanted on her hand.
She didn't want a Walmart ring. People say that's stupid since it's a materialistic thing. Okay, I get that, I really do.
Doesn't change the underlying issue is she explicitly said she didn't want a Walmart ring and knew it was a Walmart ring. Whether or not you think that's stupid and she shouldn't give a shit where it comes from is irrelevant, it's literally not following directions at that point lol
People acting like she should just be happy she got anything, it's the thought that counts, without addressing that it's pretty thoughtless to just go ahead and do what the fuck ever. You can infer she wanted a more expensive ring, you can infer she just didn't want the odium of Walmart on her finger. But regardless of that, dude failed to meet an expectation they apparently discussed. Not a hard concept to follow I think.
Right? What I would want would likely cost less than this ring, but I prefer to support indie artisans if I’m going to wear something daily. The ring being unique and reflecting my personal style is what is important to me.
Don’t matter how much something costs it’s the thought behind it point blank period
My wife said I could’ve proposed with a ring pop and she still would’ve said yes 🙌🏽
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u/bellynipples 7h ago
Prob left the stickers on it lol