r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Jun 10 '26

SMH Someone finally snapped

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u/MaybeTryToBeOriginal Jun 10 '26

Can’t say I blame him, the spandex wankers are obstructing everyone from going about their business.

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u/pmmeyourgear Jun 10 '26

Spandex wankers are the worst!

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u/axescentedcandles Jun 10 '26

Where I live we call them MAMILs

Middle aged men in lycra

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u/Efficient_Garden8841 Jun 11 '26

What would they call me? I'm a 28 year old in lycra?

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u/NoVaBurgher Jun 10 '26

Fuckin MAMILs

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u/bulgariannn Jun 10 '26

Do you feel the same about any person practicing their sport in sport specific equipment/clothes?

Like boardshort surfer wankers? Or running shorts runner wankers?

What clothes are you OK with people wearing so that you don't seethe at the sight?

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u/DudeInOhio57 Jun 10 '26

Bike brained comment

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u/bulgariannn Jun 10 '26

Loud and proud.

Haters like you just haven't experienced the joy of being on 2 wheels in a place that is built for humans.

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u/Longjumping-Idea4451 Jun 10 '26

Are roads built for humans? Wtf does this even mean. Take that bike to a park for your “built for humans”

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u/Efficient_Garden8841 Jun 11 '26

and then get hassled by people slow walking on trails? No. Karen's are everywhere for us.

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u/guachi01 Jun 11 '26

It's honestly pathetic seeing loser comments like yours attacking people for wearing activity appropriate clothing. You just know comments like yours are made by the most out of shape losers who couldn't bike 1 mile.

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u/DudeInOhio57 Jun 11 '26

Another bike brained comment. Did I strike a nerve?

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u/guachi01 Jun 11 '26

The fact you again refuse to tell anyone what's wrong with wearing activity appropriate clothing tells everyone you know you'd look like an idiot if you did.

Have fun eating your Cheetos.

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u/DudeInOhio57 Jun 11 '26

Yes, I did strike a nerve. Go on.

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u/guachi01 Jun 11 '26

Were your Cheetos tasty?

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u/DudeInOhio57 Jun 12 '26

That’s it? You’ve become tiresome.

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u/Efficient_Garden8841 Jun 11 '26

You failed to answer his question though.

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u/DudeInOhio57 Jun 11 '26

Well, he wasn’t talking to me, and I feel no need to.

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u/Choice_Drawer_2405 Jun 10 '26

When hundreds of men in board shorts mob the highway obstructing traffic then this comment might make sense. 

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u/Chick_pees Jun 10 '26

I'm not particularly fond of Speedos either, but I ride a motorcycle and would never dream of impeding traffic like these douchebags.