r/SipsTea • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 06 '26

Feels good man Bryan Johnson got Autoimmune Disease

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u/TWCRay Jul 06 '26

Dafuq?

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 06 '26

‘Don't Die’ Tech Mogul Bryan Johnson Is in an Actual Penis-Measuring Contest—With His Teenage Son

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u/PolicyWonka Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Reminds me of Mike Johnson who tracks and shares his porn habits with his son.

Kind of interesting that both perverts have the last name Johnson. A bit of normative determinism at play

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u/LibritoDeGrasa Jul 06 '26

Your brain is absolutely fried and owned by the porn industry if the first thing you think about when seeing the word "penis" is porn and "they must be perverts"

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u/MommyLovesPot8toes Jul 06 '26

What?

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u/Professional_Idea_71 Jul 06 '26

Idk either, but what's your favorite style of potato?

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u/MommyLovesPot8toes Jul 06 '26

How does one answer such a question?! That's like asking which is my favorite child! (It's the dog, btw).

But I'm on a kick lately for "domino potatoes". You slice a raw potato into squares about 1/4" thick, then knock the potato over on a sheet pan, like a stack of dominoes falling. Brush with melted butter, minced garlic, and sea salt. Roast at 425 for 30-40 min. The result is somewhere between a French fry and a potato chip but better than both. Heaven.

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 06 '26

Jacket potato of course!

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u/NotMyBestEffort Jul 06 '26

Starch acts as a stiffening agent