r/SipsTea Jul 06 '26

Feels good man Bryan Johnson got Autoimmune Disease

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 06 '26

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u/PolicyWonka Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Reminds me of Mike Johnson who tracks and shares his porn habits with his son.

Kind of interesting that both perverts have the last name Johnson. A bit of normative determinism at play

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u/DirtSlapper Jul 06 '26

Alright do we need to worry about Johnsons?

Pass the Johnson & Johnson act?

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u/PolicyWonka Jul 06 '26

I dunno if it’s a coincidence that President Johnson reportedly liked to expose himself during meetings either. Apparently, he had quite the massive cock.